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« on: Sun 23 March, 2008 - 09:58 pm »

So...who has a bona fide man cave, and what elements are essential to build one?

I offer

a double garage, with no space for a car
woodworking tools
a pit [disused]
a pool table
fishing tackle
offcuts of timber
boxes of 'crap that'll come in useful sometime'
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« Reply #1 on: Sun 23 March, 2008 - 10:02 pm »

So...who has a bona fide man cave, and what elements are essential to build one?

I offer

a double garage, with no space for a car  check
woodworking tools
a pit [disused]
a pool table
fishing tackle
offcuts of timber     check
boxes of 'crap that'll come in useful sometime'   check

don't do wood.  no room for a pool table, haven't fished for years.
need a serious organising sesion as i have no room to move in there!!
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« Reply #2 on: Sun 23 March, 2008 - 10:03 pm »

don't mind me...





as you were...
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« Reply #3 on: Sun 23 March, 2008 - 10:16 pm »

me bytey not allowed a man cave and all his man stuf is put away.

EG: wights which were in the uckin lounge are now under the bed. I he wants to use them he can do it in the bedroom.

fishing stuff - hidden on a shelf in garage under a curtain type thing

tools - all tidy in a shelf thing.

 
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« Reply #4 on: Sun 23 March, 2008 - 11:48 pm »

what a cow^^..denying your bloke a cave...i hope he holds out on ya.

mine's the garden shed. i keep all surfing & dive equip there & fix up the dings in surfboards.
it's also where i store & fix the pushbikes and invent bike things for the kids like the
'scooter skater' which is a cross between a bike & a skateboard, quite a hit.
all tools & gardening stuff is there.
so is the dartboard and bbq.
i smoke & drink beer there so it's got empty's & an ashtray.
i have airconditioning....a window pane is missing.
i'd actually move into it if there was room for my bed..but i share that so that would mean the wife would hafta sleep on the bedroom floor....i don't think that would work.
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« Reply #5 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 10:39 am »

I've been in Dab's cave...  eek
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« Reply #6 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 10:41 am »

I've been in Dab's cave...  eek

 

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« Reply #7 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 10:43 am »


actually, both twink E. dink and I have been in there at the *same time*

it's downright cavernous...  eek 
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« Reply #8 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 10:44 am »

I've been in Dab's cave...  eek

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« Reply #9 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 10:45 am »


actually, both twink E. dink and I have been in there at the *same time*

it's downright cavernous...  eek 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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« Reply #10 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 10:52 am »

 Brought to you by dab
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« Reply #11 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 12:01 pm »

^^^^^ what dab said re fugly

I reckon man cave good name for this board
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« Reply #12 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 12:11 pm »

Good move Stu...now, how ya gunna keep these gurls out?

i know!
...you could set up a nifty script so when they post here they automatically get canned for a day?
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« Reply #13 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 12:19 pm »

Good move Stu...now, how ya gunna keep these gurls out?

i know!
...you could set up a nifty script so when they post here they automatically get canned for a day?

how about every time dab nicks/forces a ya can him...  eek
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« Reply #14 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 12:30 pm »

how about...

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« Reply #15 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 12:37 pm »






you guys is such   sooooooooooooooooooookkkkkies


here a f**ken tissue  for your manly tears all of ya   



mummmy  there is girls in my room  waaa waaa   
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« Reply #16 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 12:49 pm »

nothing to do with being sookie at all Fraggs..

more a case of men needing some space now & then...much like women who have time wasting coffee meets....when they could be doing something constructive like concreting the back lawn. devil

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« Reply #17 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 12:57 pm »

i dont do time wasting things


so 
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« Reply #18 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 12:58 pm »

i didn't say you   eek

 
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« Reply #19 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 01:03 pm »

It might be nice to have a place where the girlie girls can ask man type questions tho?
Like Scoobies concreting one
And then the boys gets to show off how cleffer they are at manly stuff too

 
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« Reply #20 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 01:08 pm »

 eek

*tries to think of something to post*
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« Reply #21 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 01:12 pm »

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« Reply #22 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 02:22 pm »

how about...
Get Out !!!

nice smiley BTW eek
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« Reply #23 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 03:16 pm »


Just outta here
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outta tlp?

 
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« Reply #24 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 08:19 pm »

 eek

it appears that the rules imposed by Stu are being blatently ignored & the board for men only is but a pipe dream.

i can live with that.
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« Reply #25 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 08:26 pm »

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I solemnly promise never to talk about PERIODS or TAMPONS or premenstrual/hormonal bodily functions in this here nice and clean man cave 
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« Reply #26 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 08:48 pm »

 eek

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« Reply #27 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 09:57 pm »

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I solemnly promise never to talk about PERIODS or TAMPONS or premenstrual/hormonal bodily functions in this here nice and clean man cave 

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« Reply #28 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 10:54 pm »

OMG you know in some countries a man cave is also known as a front bottom.   

So when I see this thread - I just think vagina's not a garage.   Brought to you by dab
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« Reply #29 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 11:13 pm »

 eek  but does it have room for a pool table and more than one power tool? eek
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« Reply #30 on: Mon 24 March, 2008 - 11:16 pm »

Ask Sammo - he will know as he has a six foot and some inches one to fit so I guess if he can get that puppy in one, a pool table and a power tool will be easy as.
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« Reply #31 on: Tue 25 March, 2008 - 12:22 am »

crikey, is that the time?


*runs off to find thread-bumping mallet*
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« Reply #32 on: Tue 25 March, 2008 - 01:30 pm »

me bytey not allowed a man cave and all his man stuf is put away.

EG: wights which were in the uckin lounge are now under the bed. I he wants to use them he can do it in the bedroom.

fishing stuff - hidden on a shelf in garage under a curtain type thing

tools - all tidy in a shelf thing.

 

there is the insulated dog dwelling if he really wants a cave aye...rofl
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« Reply #33 on: Tue 25 March, 2008 - 01:33 pm »

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I solemnly promise never to talk about PERIODS or TAMPONS or premenstrual/hormonal bodily functions in this here nice and clean man cave 


*skips through thread popping gum and twirling hair* la di da di da di da di la di da di da di da di dumpty doooooooooooooooooooooooo 
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« Reply #34 on: Tue 25 March, 2008 - 01:56 pm »

So...who has a bona fide man cave, and what elements are essential to build one?

I offer

a double garage, with no space for a car
woodworking tools
a pit [disused]
a pool table
fishing tackle
offcuts of timber
boxes of 'crap that'll come in useful sometime'

Hubby and our boys have all that and more including every tool man has ever invented    ,a couch and a beer fridge , a tv and playstation , a stereo , dartboard and foosball table and of course the nudey girl calanders ....and this is what hubbys man cave looks like after easter weekend when Mr 17 and his mates used it to work on their cars  eek  needless to say Mr 17 got an threatening phone call this moring from his dad ....clean MY garage before I get home tonight or else  


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« Reply #35 on: Tue 25 March, 2008 - 03:06 pm »

lol sounds like the ultimate man cave...
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« Reply #36 on: Tue 25 March, 2008 - 03:21 pm »

 eek  looks a bloody mess to me

*runs off to grab the rag bag, bucket, mop, broom, label gun... *
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« Reply #37 on: Tue 25 March, 2008 - 03:26 pm »

It's a mess alright hubby was steaming mad when he went out there this morning ...........it's never looked like that ...hubby is really fussy esp when it comes to his tools ....Mr 17 will be cleaning it until god know when    well he's got until 9 tonight when his dad gets home
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« Reply #38 on: Tue 25 March, 2008 - 08:14 pm »

eek  looks a bloody mess to me

*runs off to grab .......................... label gun... *


 eek

ANAL ALERT!

 
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