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« on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 05:07 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 05:08 pm »

    just you wait till tommorrow mr



it be your turn


payback be a b***h   
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« Reply #2 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 05:10 pm »

Get Out !!!
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« Reply #3 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 05:19 pm »

 eek
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« Reply #4 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 07:12 pm »

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« Reply #5 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 07:13 pm »


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« Reply #6 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 07:13 pm »

i on strike
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« Reply #7 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 07:20 pm »

yeeha go girly


did westy eat too muchof the food at the zoo? 
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« Reply #8 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 07:25 pm »

nothing - bu tthe mr is making cheesy savoury pinwheel scones. 
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« Reply #9 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 07:26 pm »

nothing - bu tthe mr is making cheesy savoury pinwheel scones. 


go mr byety 
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« Reply #10 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 07:27 pm »

nothing - bu tthe mr is making cheesy savoury pinwheel scones. 

yum ....is he nakie under his apron?
I guess I'll have to cook my own bacon and eggs in the morning  
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« Reply #11 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 07:28 pm »

hopefully he will make banana splits for pudding with homemade caramel and chocolate sauces...thats what he did the other night  

nothing - bu tthe mr is making cheesy savoury pinwheel scones. 

yum ....is he nakie under his apron?
I guess I'll have to cook my own bacon and eggs in the morning  

no he not nakey...inip is helping and we try to teach her good hygeine lol
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« Reply #12 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 07:41 pm »

hopefully he will make banana splits for pudding with homemade caramel and chocolate sauces...thats what he did the other night 

nothing - bu tthe mr is making cheesy savoury pinwheel scones. 

yum ....is he nakie under his apron?
I guess I'll have to cook my own bacon and eggs in the morning 

no he not nakey...inip is helping and we try to teach her good hygeine lol

you mean he doesn't wash his bits? or he's hairy and mebbe leaving pubies in de scones? or both?  eek
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« Reply #13 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 07:44 pm »

if you don't have a missus, Get Out !!!
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« Reply #14 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 07:46 pm »

bytey is my missus
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« Reply #15 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 07:49 pm »

if you don't have a missus, Get Out !!!

I want stu as my missus 

and fraggles as my mistress...  eek
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« Reply #16 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 07:54 pm »

if you don't have a missus, Get Out !!!

I want stu as my missus 

and fraggles as my mistress...  eek
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« Reply #17 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 08:03 pm »

if you don't have a missus, Get Out !!!

coming from fraggie's b***h
thats a little rich me thinks
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« Reply #18 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 08:07 pm »

if you don't have a missus, Get Out !!!

coming from fraggie's b***h
thats a little rich me thinks


 Get Out !!!
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« Reply #19 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 08:08 pm »

westy made a mess of the kitchen today
and made himself huge sandwiches
so i on strike
so i can come in here if i likes b***h
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« Reply #20 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 08:08 pm »

if you don't have a missus, Get Out !!!

coming from fraggie's b***h
thats a little rich me thinks


 Get Out !!!

Are you mad cos you got totally PWND? 
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« Reply #21 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 08:10 pm »

if you don't have a missus, Get Out !!!

coming from fraggie's b***h
thats a little rich me thinks


 Get Out !!!

Are you mad cos you got totally PWND? 
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« Reply #22 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 08:12 pm »

if you don't have a missus, Get Out !!!

coming from fraggie's b***h
thats a little rich me thinks


 Get Out !!!

Are you mad cos you got totally PWND? 

That's not a PWN

Get Out !!!
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« Reply #23 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 08:13 pm »

if you don't have a missus, Get Out !!!

coming from fraggie's b***h
thats a little rich me thinks


 Get Out !!!

Are you mad cos you got totally PWND? 

That's not a PWN

Get Out !!!

nah!
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« Reply #24 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 09:38 pm »

ooooh fight.

sits down to watch
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« Reply #25 on: Sat 29 March, 2008 - 09:45 pm »

hardly
the b***h gave up easy

 
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« Reply #26 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 12:09 am »

Smilie Thief Alert!! ^^^
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« Reply #27 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 06:22 am »

 
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« Reply #28 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 06:34 am »

eggs,bro!.
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« Reply #29 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 06:46 am »

 

he wantie eggs
he go have bit of quiche i cookie on wednesday
me held firm on me strike



crapa is i very hungry now
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« Reply #30 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 06:49 am »



he wantie eggs
we go have bit of a quickie ona couch on wednesday
me held him on me trike



crapa is i very hungry now

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« Reply #31 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 06:52 am »

you is norty

i may have to hold out on westy
just to punish you

(i will tells him it alllllllllll yoooooooooooooooooour fault)
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« Reply #32 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 06:55 am »

you is norty

i may have to hold out on westy
just to punish you

(i will tells him it alllllllllll yoooooooooooooooooour fault)

See if I care. Hold out for long enough, it'll heal up, then you'll be screwed.


or not.
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« Reply #33 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 07:00 am »

you is norty

i may have to hold out on westy
just to punish you

(i will tells him it alllllllllll yoooooooooooooooooour fault)

See if I care. Hold out for long enough, it'll heal up, then you'll be screwed.


or not.

said i would hold out on him
never said i would neglect myself or my toys
typical man
woman learnt long ego to sratch that itch themselves
but most of you all thing you still have the magic sword of
love attatched to your balls
sorry energizer wins
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« Reply #34 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 07:01 am »

Energiser can't mow lawns
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« Reply #35 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 07:04 am »

Energiser can't mow lawns

and your point was???

i own the mower
westy not allowed to touch it
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« Reply #36 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 07:07 am »

Bring it down here then, my kids have buggered ours. and [jake the muss] COOK THE MAN SOME F'IN' EGGS!![/jake]
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« Reply #37 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 07:08 am »

nah
eggs off the menu
but i have packets of chips he can open
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« Reply #38 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 07:12 am »

 
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« Reply #39 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 07:13 am »

then i only have to put the packet in the bin
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« Reply #40 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 07:17 am »

I just checked out the fridge. Carrot cake for breakfast.
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« Reply #41 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 07:21 am »

i had a mocha
dont know what westy having
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« Reply #42 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 07:50 pm »

mmmmm my kitchen b***h cooked pork chops on Friday, Chicken last night and sausages tonight.

I luff my kitchen b***h muchly 
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« Reply #43 on: Sun 30 March, 2008 - 09:23 pm »

mine cooked pizza hutt 
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« Reply #44 on: Mon 31 March, 2008 - 05:28 am »

mine cooked pizza hutt 
but i used your card...
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« Reply #45 on: Mon 31 March, 2008 - 08:00 am »

mine cooked pizza hutt 
but i used your card...
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« Reply #46 on: Mon 31 March, 2008 - 08:50 am »

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« Reply #47 on: Mon 31 March, 2008 - 09:03 am »

any left for breakfast?
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« Reply #48 on: Mon 31 March, 2008 - 09:57 am »

love cold pizza for bfast.

but i  had bananna for bfast today...
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« Reply #49 on: Mon 31 March, 2008 - 12:06 pm »

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