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« on: Thu 3 July, 2008 - 01:01 pm »

Wheres all the men gone??? all I see are bloody wimmen...wimmen and a few possible men parading as wimmen  eek

Lets get you fellas started huh with a few topics personally selected by me 

Snap On...the best money can buy?

Guys that buy their tools from bunnings/Mitre 10...gay or just confused?

Playboy, Penthouse or Hustler?

Is FHM for pussies?

Chev,Ford,Holden or plymouth?

Jim or jack?

Whats in your garage?

How to achieve that interested (yet actually blank) look when your wife starts the "feelings" talk

Can or bottle?

How to "man hug" without crossing the homosexual line

Who hates germain Greer?

Is Germain Greer a Playmate?

Best Stripclub in NZ is...?

Best excuses for not inviting the missus out on a "boys night"

How to slip your missus The Pill when she wants to get pregnant

How to stop your missus from entering your kingdom (garage)

That illusive article of "good" clothing (you know...the one you've had since you were a bachelor...the one your missus keeps trying to biff)

So there you have it...you can safely pick your balls up and stuff 'em back in ya pants 


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« Reply #1 on: Thu 3 July, 2008 - 01:16 pm »

Wheres all the men gone??? all I see are bloody wimmen...wimmen and a few possible men parading as wimmen  eek

Lets get you fellas started huh with a few topics personally selected by me 

Snap On...the best money can buy?

Snapon is good gear, but Stahlwille is better. If you're not using them full time in your job, then brands such as Sidchrome etc, are adequate.

Guys that buy their tools from bunnings/Mitre 10...gay or just confused?

Bunnings has some good deals but I'm sure the big black bugger on the ad is a bit bent.

Playboy, Penthouse or Hustler?

Nothing beats the real thing. If you get enough at home, there's no need to wank over magazines.

Is FHM for pussies?

Never read it but I've heard that there are pics of pussies there.

Chev,Ford,Holden or plymouth?

Ford, undoubtedly and unequivocally. Shouldn't really even be open to discussion.

Jim or jack?

Depends if you're drinking them or shagging them.

Whats in your garage?

Fishing gear, and tools, and fishing gear.

How to achieve that interested (yet actually blank) look when your wife starts the "feelings" talk

Nod and agree, and when she say's "You didnt even hear a word I just said" repeat the last sentence she told you.

Can or bottle?

Bottle.

How to "man hug" without crossing the homosexual line

Brothers and fathers ok, anything else is faggoty.

Who hates germain Greer?

Who is Germaine Greer?

Is Germain Greer a Playmate?

Pass.

Best Stripclub in NZ is...?

Firecats.

Best excuses for not inviting the missus out on a "boys night"

There is no need for an excuse, does she give you an excuse for anything she does?

How to slip your missus The Pill when she wants to get pregnant

About 17 years too late for that (exactly 17 years today Happy Birthday Jamie. xoxoxox)

How to stop your missus from entering your kingdom (garage)

Put a broom in there.

That illusive article of "good" clothing (you know...the one you've had since you were a bachelor...the one your missus keeps trying to biff)

She gave up trying to make me fashion conscious, I'm more of a leader than a follower when it comes to fashion.

So there you have it...you can safely pick your balls up and stuff 'em back in ya pants 

Duly done. Thank you.




 
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« Reply #2 on: Thu 3 July, 2008 - 01:46 pm »

 Brought to you by dab

and happy b/day Red Junior! 

however you gave away the Germaine Greer thing by correcting the spelling
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« Reply #3 on: Thu 3 July, 2008 - 01:50 pm »

Brought to you by dab

and happy b/day Red Junior! 

however you gave away the Germaine Greer thing by correcting the spelling


Oops.  eek
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« Reply #4 on: Thu 3 July, 2008 - 05:31 pm »

 

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« Reply #5 on: Thu 3 July, 2008 - 05:41 pm »

    ah Red, so very well done!! 

give the lad a hug for his birthday from us too   
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« Reply #6 on: Fri 4 July, 2008 - 09:06 am »

   ah Red, so very well done!! 

give the lad your daughter a hug for his birthday from us too   

 I would but shes in Perth.   
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« Reply #7 on: Fri 4 July, 2008 - 10:51 am »

oops, sorry   LUCKY girl!!! I love Perth.  Especially when it is raining and cold here.
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