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Shortsheet The Weasel
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« on: Sat 20 September, 2008 - 03:58 am »

Herman had just hopped out of the shower, looked out the window and saw a ladder going into the clouds.  As any of us would do, he raced outside and climbed the ladder.

He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said. No contest, thought Herman, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud.

On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was a wee bit easier on the eye. "Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said. "Well," thought Herman, "might as well carry on."

On this cloud was lounging lady who, this time, was quite attractive. "Make love to me now or climb the ladder to success," she uttered. As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, Herman thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went.

On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot. "Take me here and now or climb the ladder to success," she said, flirtingly. Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again.

When Herman reached the next cloud, there was a fat, slobbish ugly old man, with flies buzzing all around him. "G'day Mate, I'm Cess!"
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YAY  THE FECKING HOLIDAYS ARE OVER
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« Reply #1 on: Sat 20 September, 2008 - 04:28 pm »

 eek  ewww...but funny
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« Reply #2 on: Sat 20 September, 2008 - 05:58 pm »

 eek
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« Reply #3 on: Sat 20 September, 2008 - 06:09 pm »

puts a new spin on a cheesy snack...
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