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« on: Sun 12 April, 2009 - 06:24 pm »

>-A nice restaurant is an 'all you can eat' place.

>-Someone in your family got pregnant at 15.

>-A sleeve is a form of tissue for your nose.

>-You have to do dishes more than 3 times a day.

>-Breakfast is the left over food from last night.

>-Your sent to pick watercress for a funeral, 3 oclock in the morning.

>-You organise for a get together at 2 oclock, and everyone shows up at 5.

>-You get a hiding with a jandal/gumboot/chord/spoon

>-You can sprint barefoot on sharp rocks.

>-You visit cuzzies, and someones wearing the clothes you left behind last time

>The lock on you'r door is a knife

>-You and your cousins sit around, and dis everyone who walks past.

>-You give the longest shout outs on the radio.

>-You have 6 people in the back seat of the car.

>-In a photo, someones pulling some kind of gang related hand signal.

>-Your mum cuts your hair cos you keep getting kutu's.

>-Your at a party, and your aunty turns the stereo off then starts playing the guitar... or the piano accordian!!!

>-You know all the words to 10 guitars.

>-You see someone wearing your shoes that went missing at the marae.

>-The words 'ow' 'chur' and 'sweet' are part of your vocabulary.

>-You go to school to eat the other kids lunch

>-You go to school to watch the teacher teach the other kids

>-Bullrush was your fav sport

>-You think ur tribe is the best in the world

>-Your older brother makes you cry and your the one who gets a hiding for crying

>-All your marbles are ball bearings and you try to pass them off as steelies

>-Hello and goodbye is said by raising your eyebrows.

>-Your jandals / gumboots are: ur running shoes, ur workshoes, ur flippers and ur going out shoes.

>-Your swimming togs is a shorts and t-shirt.

>-You do bombs at the public pools where it says no bombing.

>-Brushing your hair is ... just putting on a beanie.

>-You start driving, smoking and drinking when you are in form one

>-You're good at touch

>-At least one of your relations is a Coconut

>-You laugh at everyone who cant sing

>-You laugh at everyone who cant dance

>-You laugh at everyone who cant do both at the same time

>-Your at a party with the guitar and everyone only knows half the words to all the songs u sing

>-You go to a party and at least a couple of ur relatives are sleeping on the table

>-You go to a party and they start passing round da cowboy hat 4 beers

>-You go diving with one flipper

>-Gumboots, jandals & a swandri are all considered #1's.

>-The whanau hangi sacks and baskets get passed down to you

>-Rotten foods are a delicacy

>-AND FINALLY...You try the whakapapa/tino rangatiratanga line to get into a public event

this didnt really crack me up but im clearing outr my emails so stuck it in here anyway.

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« Reply #1 on: Sun 12 April, 2009 - 06:28 pm »

 eek  so can i laugh or not?

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« Reply #2 on: Sun 12 April, 2009 - 09:38 pm »

Most of them describe me and my family
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« Reply #3 on: Sun 12 April, 2009 - 11:22 pm »

I can tick a few of those  eek

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