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« on: Fri 15 May, 2009 - 09:35 am »

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

I said to him . . . You wear underpants don't you?

 

He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

 

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

I said to him . ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

 

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

I said to him .. . They don't have time

 

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I said to him .. . We don't know,  it has never happened.

 

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?

I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

 

I said.. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

 He said. . . A widow.

 

He said to me . . Why are married women heavier than single women?

 I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.  Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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« Reply #1 on: Fri 15 May, 2009 - 12:13 pm »

    
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« Reply #2 on: Fri 15 May, 2009 - 12:15 pm »

Absoulte Bollocks!   

















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« Reply #3 on: Fri 15 May, 2009 - 03:00 pm »

why was this posted in fun stuff?

 
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