*farmtown* anyone?

[Weevilgenius]

 


































 

[IceQueen]

 

[Raven]

  I'm telling

[IceQueen]

   too funny

[dab]

 

whats this all about then?

[Raven]

  tell meanpee to stop!

she is tormenting us innocent folk 

[dab]

well, ya know what they say...small minds and everything...

[Raven]

small mind = small pee?




 

[dab]

 

something like that.

[Weevilgenius]

this is a *farmtown* thread thank you! 

[Raven]

so where are you pooperscoopers cohorts? 

[Weevilgenius]

 

[bintyonekenobi]

wooohooooo   I'm your overly friendly yahooo   that likes to break down fences to hoon around the paddocks in my muffler missing old bomb of a car


    

[Stu]

Go stick your head in your old bombs muffler twice, and pull it out once

[Raven]

 


I'm bringing all the annoying and dangerous townie kids who get into everything and leave all the gates open and chase the stock and pull tails and get kicked and cry loudly, then eat the not-ripe apples after being told not to and throw up just as we pack up to leave

[Red]

I remember when I used to have a little farmlet, I had this old XB Falcon Ute that I used to use as a Hunting/Farm hack. I couldn't get it started one day so I rang my Brother to come down and help me tow start it with the Tractor.
I waited a while then got pissed off with waiting so I went down to the Hayshed and got the Tractor out, Turned the key on in the ute, pulled the choke out a little and put it in Second gear. My plan was that it would fire up, I would leap off the Tractor, leap into the ute and all would be good.


Well......................

My plan worked perfectly except................


The ute fired up straight away, and because I had pulled the choke out too far, it was revving at about 2000 RPM, it took off. I leapt off the Tractor and the Tractor rolled into the Fence. I took off running after the Ute which was motoring up the side of the bank on two wheels at about my fastest running speed! Somehow it made it to the top of the bank and carried on across the paddock, about another 150 yards.

I caught up with it and had my head and Shoulders in the window, and turned the Key off....................... Just as it crashed through the Neighbours fence, smashing about three posts off!  



True dumbarse story!

[Weevilgenius]

 


































 


























    

[Raven]

aren't those stories brilliant, when they don't happen to you? 

[dab]

 

Red, that is the best dumbarse story i have read in a long time...brilliant! lol.

[Stu]

I remember when I used to have a little farmlet, I had this old XB Falcon Ute that I used to use as a Hunting/Farm hack. I couldn't get it started one day so I rang my Brother to come down and help me tow start it with the Tractor.
I waited a while then got pissed off with waiting so I went down to the Hayshed and got the Tractor out, Turned the key on in the ute, pulled the choke out a little and put it in Second gear. My plan was that it would fire up, I would leap off the Tractor, leap into the ute and all would be good.


Well......................

My plan worked perfectly except................


The ute fired up straight away, and because I had pulled the choke out too far, it was revving at about 2000 RPM, it took off. I leapt off the Tractor and the Tractor rolled into the Fence. I took off running after the Ute which was motoring up the side of the bank on two wheels at about my fastest running speed! Somehow it made it to the top of the bank and carried on across the paddock, about another 150 yards.

I caught up with it and had my head and Shoulders in the window, and turned the Key off....................... Just as it crashed through the Neighbours fence, smashing about three posts off!  



True dumbarse story!

[IceQueen]

Go stick your head in your old bombs muffler twice, and pull it out once

 

[IceQueen]

I remember when I used to have a little farmlet, I had this old XB Falcon Ute that I used to use as a Hunting/Farm hack. I couldn't get it started one day so I rang my Brother to come down and help me tow start it with the Tractor.
I waited a while then got pissed off with waiting so I went down to the Hayshed and got the Tractor out, Turned the key on in the ute, pulled the choke out a little and put it in Second gear. My plan was that it would fire up, I would leap off the Tractor, leap into the ute and all would be good.


Well......................

My plan worked perfectly except................


The ute fired up straight away, and because I had pulled the choke out too far, it was revving at about 2000 RPM, it took off. I leapt off the Tractor and the Tractor rolled into the Fence. I took off running after the Ute which was motoring up the side of the bank on two wheels at about my fastest running speed! Somehow it made it to the top of the bank and carried on across the paddock, about another 150 yards.

I caught up with it and had my head and Shoulders in the window, and turned the Key off....................... Just as it crashed through the Neighbours fence, smashing about three posts off!  



True dumbarse story!

[Weevilgenius]

that RED c**t took over me farmtown thread!!!

[Weevilgenius]

I love a good swear filter! 

[dab]

that RED c**t took over me farmtown thread!!!

 

WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT YOUNG LADY!!

[Stu]

that RED c**t took over me farmtown thread!!!

was this thread asking if it was working, because farm town hasn't working for me all afternoon and evening

[cylllyyy cylindra]

It worked for Fraggles and I earlier today.

[Stu]

It worked for Fraggles and I earlier today.

I just tried Internet Explorer(), and that works, wanna harvest my farm???

[dab]

umm, no. i still don't know what this is about and now i'm beyond caring.

Stu, i noticed you put the skull necklace away which, i might add, did look quite dapper on Collie, you might need to fix it to her again...if you still have it that is..

[cylllyyy cylindra]

Is she deleting her posts again to keep her pretty number?   

[Red]

that RED c**t took over me farmtown thread!!!

It's a Dubious claim with an Embarrassing story like that.    The worst part of it is, it actually happened. 

[Weevilgenius]

 

[Stu]

that RED c**t took over me farmtown thread!!!

It's a Dubious claim with an Embarrassing story like that.    The worst part of it is, it actually happened. 

Don't worry, I used to have an old prelude, one day me and my flatmate were messing around with the engine, I had left it in reverse with the handbrake off, leaned through the window and turned the key to make sure it would start, and the c**t took off - with the reverse opening bonnet, it nearly took my flatmates head off, I ran after it and tried to jump through the window to stop it, I tripped and dumb c**t I was just held on and got dragged down the gravel driveway and didn't come to a stop until it smacked into a fence only broke a light and ripped my jeans -  I had a 4'11 missus at the time with SWS that would have kicked my ass, so I rushed off to parts world and got a new light, replaced it before she seen, then dumb c**t I was again left the broken light in the carport, she saw it but she found the story funny and didn't mind since I'd fixed it already

[bintyonekenobi]

    you guys are cracking me up, bloody priceless




I haven't got any dumbarse stories 

Go stick your head in your old bombs muffler twice, and pull it out once

 


once upon a time I had a little fiat bambi... it was flecked metalic silver, gorgeous but was the most hard case car I ever owned.... I was forever stopping to pick up the muffler off the road for that car, kept an old towel in the car specifially for it... too hot to touch   

but sadly I no longer own it, nor its muffler   

[Stu]

 

[bintyonekenobi]

 no offence intended but farm town...         

[Stu]

Have you played it???

[Stu]

and somebody needs to tell sneep to maintain her farm better

[cylllyyy cylindra]

My first car after dad took the yellow mini back      was a bright orange austin allegro.  Damn thing was a tank, no matter how many cars carshed into it, I was safe.   

[IceQueen]

and somebody needs to tell sneep to maintain her farm better

Sneep! Maintain your farm betterer