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« on: Tue 24 November, 2009 - 05:47 pm »

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting
close to a river, her thimble fell into the river...

When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,
'My dear child, why are you crying?'

 The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen
into the water and that she needed it to help her
husband in making a living for their family..

The Lord dipped His hand into the water and
pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.




'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked

The seamstress replied, 'No.'

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held
out a golden thimble studded with rubies.



'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked.

Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'
 
The Lord reached down again and came up with a
leather thimble.


'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, 'Yes.'

The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty
and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the
seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with
her husband along the riverbank, and her husband
fell into the river and disappeared under the water.

When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and
asked her, 'Why are you crying?'

'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'

The Lord went down into the water and came up with
George Clooney. 'Is this your husband?' the
Lord asked?


'Yes,' cried the seamstress.

The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'

The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord.
It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to
George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.


 Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up
with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would
have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of
health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney. And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Signed,
All Us Women,
Amen                            LOL!!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: Tue 24 November, 2009 - 06:04 pm »

completely logical 




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« Reply #2 on: Tue 24 November, 2009 - 06:20 pm »

    absolutely 
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« Reply #3 on: Tue 24 November, 2009 - 07:00 pm »

why is this drivell in the fun stuff thread?? 
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« Reply #4 on: Tue 24 November, 2009 - 07:44 pm »

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« Reply #7 on: Wed 25 November, 2009 - 07:06 pm »

 
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This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype.
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