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« on: Wed 25 November, 2009 - 07:20 pm »

*"Morning Sex"

 

 

*She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally sleptin.

 

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

 

 

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

 

 

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her And then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

 

 

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

 

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

 

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

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« Reply #1 on: Wed 25 November, 2009 - 07:50 pm »

 
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« Reply #2 on: Wed 25 November, 2009 - 08:10 pm »

and if that wouldnt make things softer, I'm not sure what would 
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« Reply #3 on: Wed 25 November, 2009 - 08:37 pm »

lol eggsaccery
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