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« on: Thu 24 December, 2009 - 08:37 am »

On Christmas morning a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a beautiful diamond necklace.

What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” he said.

That evening just before opening presents, the husband came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.

Delighted, she opened it only to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.” 
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« Reply #1 on: Thu 24 December, 2009 - 08:38 am »

Shortly before Christmas, a business man was anxious to get home. The business trip had been gruelling and he was not in a particularly good mood. The airport loudspeakers blared Christmas carols he was sick of hearing. He thought their decorations were tacky. The worst decoration, he thought, was the plastic mistletoe hung over the luggage scale.
 
Being in a grumpy mood, he said to the woman at the counter, "You know, even if I weren't married, I wouldn't kiss you."
 
"That's not what it's there for," said the attendant. "It's so you can kiss your luggage goodbye."
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« Reply #2 on: Thu 24 December, 2009 - 08:39 am »

 

brilliant!!
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« Reply #3 on: Thu 24 December, 2009 - 09:13 am »

   that second one is brilliant LOL Brought to you by dab
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« Reply #4 on: Thu 24 December, 2009 - 11:34 am »

Sure is! My friends just flew into Colorado. They have no idea where their luggage is and it includes gifts and clothes but also their medications. Scary
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« Reply #5 on: Thu 24 December, 2009 - 06:23 pm »

Shortly before Christmas, a business man was anxious to get home. The business trip had been gruelling and he was not in a particularly good mood. The airport loudspeakers blared Christmas carols he was sick of hearing. He thought their decorations were tacky. The worst decoration, he thought, was the plastic mistletoe hung over the luggage scale.
 
Being in a grumpy mood, he said to the woman at the counter, "You know, even if I weren't married, I wouldn't kiss you."
 
"That's not what it's there for," said the attendant. "It's so you can kiss your luggage goodbye."


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