Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
Sat 18 November, 2017 - 10:16 am
Home Help Login Register Chat Personal Messages Logout
News: Contact Details - Hiding your email


+  Last Post
|-+  General Category
| |-+  Fun Stuff
| | |-+  as a woman passes her daughters bedroom
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
Pages: [1] Go Down Print
Author Topic: as a woman passes her daughters bedroom  (Read 428 times)
smile4me
Supreme Mistress
*****

Karma: 315
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 7,785



« on: Fri 26 February, 2010 - 10:07 am »

door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within.

Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real
workout with a vibrator.

Shocked,she asked: "What in the world are you doing???"

The daughter replied: "Mom, I'm 35 yrs old, unmarried, and this is
about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please go away and leave me
alone."

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the
other side of the closed bedroom door.
Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate
love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said:

"Dad, I'm 35yrs old, unmarried, and this is about as close as I'll
ever get to a husband. Please go away and leave me alone."

A couple of days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip,
placed the groceries on the kitchen table and heard a buzzing noise coming
from, of all places, the living room.

She entered and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a
cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked: "What the HELL are you doing??"

The husband replied:

"I'm watching football with my son-in-law".
Logged
Butterfly Angel
Supreme Mistress
*****

Karma: -427
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 8,138



« Reply #1 on: Fri 26 February, 2010 - 11:35 am »

    K+ smurf!
Logged
smile4me
Supreme Mistress
*****

Karma: 315
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 7,785



« Reply #2 on: Fri 26 February, 2010 - 04:10 pm »

lol stole it from tm
Logged
Pages: [1] Go Up Print 
Jump to:  


Login with username, password and session length


Powered by SMF 1.1.19 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines
All Content © 2007 The Last Post all rights reserved
Page created in 0.119 seconds with 20 queries.