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« on: Mon 7 June, 2010 - 10:17 am »

THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC
 
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and   
paperwork, and was burned out.  Hoping to try another career where skillful
hands would be beneficial, he  decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up  for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
 
When  the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully  for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came  back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an  error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for  such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the  grade?"
 
"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart   
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back
together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a
pause,  the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through   the muffler, which I've never seen done before.   
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« Reply #1 on: Mon 7 June, 2010 - 10:49 am »

 
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« Reply #2 on: Mon 7 June, 2010 - 09:34 pm »

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