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« on: Sun 29 August, 2010 - 08:56 pm »

Smoko time at work...telling stories and chuckling with colleagues about how we went about 'the talk' with our kids and their reactions...

my boys said... at the time but appreciated the honesty later on.

I learned most of it at school (and not the catholic one either) 

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« Reply #1 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 12:20 am »

haha i never had that talk, i got given a book called where did i come from or something like that..... then us boys got pulled aside at intermediate to get the condom and pregnancy talk while the girls had their know it all and never wrong talk
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« Reply #2 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 01:19 am »

All I got was the book Are You My Mother eek


The info from that only got superseded last year by watching Sh*tland Street
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« Reply #3 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 08:45 am »

my mothers very uncomfortable talk consisted of something like: don't do anything stupid  eek



at primary school the girls and boys got separated and had some version of 'that talk' which left most of us with more questions than answers, and some of the girls couldn't wait to run out and explain it all to the boys....they got in such trouble 
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« Reply #4 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 09:45 am »

All I got was the book Are You My Mother eek


The info from that only got superseded last year by watching Sh*tland Street

I was given that book when I was about 6 eek
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« Reply #5 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 10:25 am »

I got it at 9. Then info overturned last year eek
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« Reply #6 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 04:26 pm »

 I got given a human anatomy book and left to figure it out for myself 
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« Reply #7 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 04:54 pm »

2 of my school friends were discussing menstration, when we were nine. they told me it was nothing for me to think about until I was older 

still didn't have a clue when I was older
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« Reply #8 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 05:42 pm »

I got given a human anatomy book and left to figure it out for myself 
Still working on it eh?
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« Reply #9 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 06:53 pm »

 eek

what talk?
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« Reply #10 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 07:16 pm »

How did you make kids, thenz??
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« Reply #11 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 07:32 pm »

I got the books too, when i was about 11.  But I also have Unit Standards in Sex Education - woohoo 

I didn't find doing them particularly worthwhile, but the very naive Chinese girl did get to learn that there were no one, two or three-skins 
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« Reply #12 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 07:37 pm »

How did you make kids, thenz??

me?

haven't  eek
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« Reply #13 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 07:43 pm »

You did. Saw them eek
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« Reply #14 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 07:46 pm »

checked your meds?

you aint seen any fruit of my loins!!





























 
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« Reply #15 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 07:56 pm »

Did so. Saw photos. Sheesh ... old brain giving up, eh? eek
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« Reply #16 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 08:17 pm »

 

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« Reply #17 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 08:24 pm »

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« Reply #18 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 09:05 pm »

I think he'd know whether he had or not
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« Reply #19 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 09:15 pm »

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« Reply #20 on: Mon 30 August, 2010 - 09:33 pm »

I got the books too, when i was about 11.  But I also have Unit Standards in Sex Education - woohoo 

I didn't find doing them particularly worthwhile, but the very naive Chinese girl did get to learn that there were no one, two or three-skins 

Laugh at this, damn it 
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« Reply #22 on: Tue 31 August, 2010 - 06:25 am »

I got the books too, when i was about 11.  But I also have Unit Standards in Sex Education - woohoo 

I didn't find doing them particularly worthwhile, but the very naive Chinese girl did get to learn that there were no one, two or three-skins 

Nice to see someone with standards.
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« Reply #23 on: Tue 31 August, 2010 - 08:20 am »

while the girls had their know it all and never wrong talk

 

I think we were having our 'parallel parking and reversing a trailer' lecture while the girls were doing that.....

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