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« on: Sun 26 September, 2010 - 04:34 pm »

Got a new container of No Borer.

Has a kiddie-proof screw-on top.

It's also f**king adult-proof

Push and turn.

Yes, yes...

Done that a 1000 friggin times

Problem is the container is a soft plastic and when pushing down and turning the top AS PER THE INSTRUCTIONS the container just gives way underneath it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing firm to push and turn on.

Suggestions? Tips?

Or do I just take it back to Bunnings and say "you open the bloody thing"
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« Reply #1 on: Sun 26 September, 2010 - 04:36 pm »

first, check whether you have to squeeze the lid as you are pushing & turning, sometimes there are lids that have that also

second, take it back 

but be prepared for some twat to open it first pop, in front of heaps of customers 
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« Reply #2 on: Sun 26 September, 2010 - 05:29 pm »

have tried the squeeze thing 

    

shall be taking it back
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« Reply #3 on: Sun 26 September, 2010 - 05:30 pm »

http://www.kiwicare.co.nz/index.cfm/1,32,0,0,html/NO-Borer-Ready-to-Use

dat one?
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« Reply #4 on: Sun 26 September, 2010 - 05:32 pm »

give it to a child under 12, they will have it open in no time 



 
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« Reply #5 on: Sun 26 September, 2010 - 05:48 pm »

sharp knife, cut lid off, find empty coke bottle, pour it into that
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« Reply #6 on: Sun 26 September, 2010 - 05:51 pm »

sharp knife, cut lid off, find empty coke bottle, pour it into that

Wuss.

use a powertool.
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« Reply #7 on: Sun 26 September, 2010 - 06:44 pm »

well my first suggestion was gunna be to drill a hole in the lid but you know what the ladies are like with powertools eek
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« Reply #8 on: Sun 26 September, 2010 - 06:52 pm »

no  eek what are we like?
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« Reply #9 on: Sun 26 September, 2010 - 06:53 pm »

scarey eek
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« Reply #10 on: Sun 26 September, 2010 - 06:55 pm »

perfect  yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #11 on: Wed 6 October, 2010 - 02:38 pm »

cut a hole in the finish & poured into icecream container.
Oily stuff,
the wood sucked it up.
Should sort the little buggers
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