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« on: Wed 15 December, 2010 - 03:06 pm »

Stay in your lane, you skinny-legged pansies. If there is no lane for you, GET OFF MY ROAD.

There is NOTHING worse than driving down the road that MY GASOLINE TAXES PAY FOR, going 10kph  behind some cyclist who is hogging the road.

Cyclists should NOT be allowed to interact with motor traffic.

If you want to be on two wheels, GET A MOTORCYCLE.
I WILL NOT give way to you, I WILL NOT let you merge.

I WILL drive by you as closely as I possibly can, hoping that the wind from my passing car blows you off your pussy-mover and under a bus

In addition, I find your distorted, emaciated bodies absolutely disgusting, and the sight of a cyclist in your faggot spandex is a DISTRACTION TO REAL DRIVERS.

Get the hell out the way of MOTORISTS.

Otherwise you WILL BE CRUSHED.

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I HEREBY DECLARE JAN 1ST GOING FORWARD AS INTERNATIONAL CYCLIST HARASSMENT DAY.

GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO TOSS A BURGER AT A CYCLIST, OR SIMPLY SCARE THEM OFF THE ROAD FOR GOOD!!
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« Reply #1 on: Wed 15 December, 2010 - 03:08 pm »

Hello angry new person 









My car has air horns, perfect for cyclists who hog the road
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« Reply #2 on: Wed 15 December, 2010 - 03:09 pm »

HI!
Ooh, I should get one of those
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« Reply #3 on: Wed 15 December, 2010 - 04:34 pm »

wooho....

bugger!


you had me right up to the point you used "going forward"
that was the point you lost all credibility





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« Reply #4 on: Wed 15 December, 2010 - 04:52 pm »

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« Reply #5 on: Wed 15 December, 2010 - 06:02 pm »

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« Reply #6 on: Wed 15 December, 2010 - 06:35 pm »

Hello and welcome.

I have a bicycle in the basement. I don't ride it much. Mainly because the basement isn't big enough.

My fuel tax on the thirsty V6 pays for my car to be on the road. A farking big chunk of it gets creamed off the top to the general fund too. I figure that since we pay roughly twice as much in fuel levies as we should do, I am entitled to a bonus set of wheels a couple of times a year.

I don't enjoy riding  as much as I used to. Too many ignorant f**kwits in cars who think they own the road. I'm running out of places to hide their bodies.

Have a nice day, and watch out  for irate cyclists.
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« Reply #7 on: Wed 15 December, 2010 - 07:26 pm »

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« Reply #8 on: Thu 16 December, 2010 - 11:08 am »

Al, do you live in Chch and drive a black Hummer?
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« Reply #9 on: Thu 16 December, 2010 - 08:00 pm »

He didn't come back. Musta gotten hit by a cyclist.
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« Reply #10 on: Fri 17 December, 2010 - 04:25 pm »

Stay in your lane, you skinny-legged pansies. If there is no lane for you, GET OFF MY ROAD.

There is NOTHING worse than driving down the road that MY GASOLINE TAXES PAY FOR, going 10kph  behind some cyclist who is hogging the road.

Cyclists should NOT be allowed to interact with motor traffic.

If you want to be on two wheels, GET A MOTORCYCLE.
I WILL NOT give way to you, I WILL NOT let you merge.

I WILL drive by you as closely as I possibly can, hoping that the wind from my passing car blows you off your pussy-mover and under a bus

In addition, I find your distorted, emaciated bodies absolutely disgusting, and the sight of a cyclist in your faggot spandex is a DISTRACTION TO REAL DRIVERS.

Get the hell out the way of MOTORISTS.

Otherwise you WILL BE CRUSHED.

[link to www.nzherald.co.nz]

I HEREBY DECLARE JAN 1ST GOING FORWARD AS INTERNATIONAL CYCLIST HARASSMENT DAY.

GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO TOSS A BURGER AT A CYCLIST, OR SIMPLY SCARE THEM OFF THE ROAD FOR GOOD!!


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« Reply #11 on: Sun 19 December, 2010 - 11:16 am »

Stay in your lane, you skinny-legged pansies. If there is no lane for you, GET OFF MY ROAD.

There is NOTHING worse than driving down the road that MY GASOLINE TAXES PAY FOR, going 10kph  behind some cyclist who is hogging the road.

Cyclists should NOT be allowed to interact with motor traffic.

If you want to be on two wheels, GET A MOTORCYCLE.
I WILL NOT give way to you, I WILL NOT let you merge.

I WILL drive by you as closely as I possibly can, hoping that the wind from my passing car blows you off your pussy-mover and under a bus

In addition, I find your distorted, emaciated bodies absolutely disgusting, and the sight of a cyclist in your faggot spandex is a DISTRACTION TO REAL DRIVERS.

Get the hell out the way of MOTORISTS.

Otherwise you WILL BE CRUSHED.

[link to www.nzherald.co.nz]

I HEREBY DECLARE JAN 1ST GOING FORWARD AS INTERNATIONAL CYCLIST HARASSMENT DAY.

GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO TOSS A BURGER AT A CYCLIST, OR SIMPLY SCARE THEM OFF THE ROAD FOR GOOD!!


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« Reply #12 on: Sun 19 December, 2010 - 03:37 pm »

I am thinking of getting a bike.  I might go 9kph, wonder if that will help the anger issue.
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« Reply #13 on: Sun 19 December, 2010 - 03:46 pm »

Stay in your lane, you skinny-legged pansies. If there is no lane for you, GET OFF MY ROAD.

There is NOTHING worse than driving down the road that MY GASOLINE TAXES PAY FOR, going 10kph  behind some cyclist who is hogging the road.

Cyclists should NOT be allowed to interact with motor traffic.

If you want to be on two wheels, GET A MOTORCYCLE.
I WILL NOT give way to you, I WILL NOT let you merge.

I WILL drive by you as closely as I possibly can, hoping that the wind from my passing car blows you off your pussy-mover and under a bus

In addition, I find your distorted, emaciated bodies absolutely disgusting, and the sight of a cyclist in your faggot spandex is a DISTRACTION TO REAL DRIVERS.

Get the hell out the way of MOTORISTS.

Otherwise you WILL BE CRUSHED.

[link to www.nzherald.co.nz]

I HEREBY DECLARE JAN 1ST GOING FORWARD AS INTERNATIONAL CYCLIST HARASSMENT DAY.

GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO TOSS A BURGER AT A CYCLIST, OR SIMPLY SCARE THEM OFF THE ROAD FOR GOOD!!


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« Reply #14 on: Sun 19 December, 2010 - 09:13 pm »

working  eek

I'm an invaluable resource doncha know  eek  eek  eek
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« Reply #15 on: Sun 19 December, 2010 - 09:18 pm »

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« Reply #16 on: Sun 19 December, 2010 - 09:29 pm »

Well some people here MISS you


Not me. eek


I'm a self-centred hard ass


But others eek


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« Reply #17 on: Sun 19 December, 2010 - 09:53 pm »

wow poster no 1 sure has some issues to deal with... what an angry little man.

Now while cyclists need to show consideration to other road users, so do ALL road users and personally if I get an eye full of gorgeous well toned male butt and legs to entertain me I dont mind at all going so slow.

 
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« Reply #18 on: Sun 19 December, 2010 - 09:55 pm »

Fark, woman
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« Reply #19 on: Mon 20 December, 2010 - 05:54 am »

if I get an eye full of gorgeous well toned male butt and legs to entertain me I dont mind at all going so slow.


I have a ten speed in my basement....... Angel
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« Reply #20 on: Mon 20 December, 2010 - 07:10 am »

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« Reply #21 on: Mon 20 December, 2010 - 09:25 am »

if I get an eye full of gorgeous well toned male butt and legs to entertain me I dont mind at all going so slow.


I have a ten speed in my basement....... Angel

Please note my words

 
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« Reply #22 on: Mon 20 December, 2010 - 09:27 am »

She don't do saggy
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« Reply #23 on: Tue 21 December, 2010 - 02:03 am »

beggars can't be choosers.
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« Reply #24 on: Tue 21 December, 2010 - 04:07 am »

Lift the skin and say that again, please? eek
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« Reply #25 on: Thu 23 December, 2010 - 09:29 am »



On a more serious note...OP my sister enters cycle road races and is short, stocky and definetly not poofy.  You kill her I hunt you down, wrap you in barbed wire and roll you down Mt Taranakis slopes from the summit in summer when there is lots of stones for you to bounce off.   eek
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« Reply #26 on: Thu 23 December, 2010 - 09:31 am »

Stocky? Someone once drive into my fat dog, and did $2, 000 damage to their car. He limped for a bit, but was ok. Maybe let the guy hit your sister, then pay for the panel beating eek
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« Reply #27 on: Thu 23 December, 2010 - 10:13 am »

Stocky as in muscle stocky not fat lol.
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« Reply #28 on: Thu 23 December, 2010 - 10:49 am »

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« Reply #29 on: Thu 23 December, 2010 - 10:49 am »

Man, is THIS awkward
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« Reply #30 on: Thu 23 December, 2010 - 11:28 am »

You have to have words with mum eh, giving you the wrong idea of what stocky is eek
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« Reply #31 on: Thu 23 December, 2010 - 11:32 am »

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« Reply #32 on: Thu 23 December, 2010 - 11:38 am »

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« Reply #33 on: Thu 23 December, 2010 - 06:24 pm »

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« Reply #34 on: Fri 24 December, 2010 - 09:37 pm »

Its ok Danny I should have said in my original post will dredge up a pic of her post cycle race at some point.
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