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« on: Wed 9 February, 2011 - 11:48 am »

...would you be a bit pissed off  at all the man-made s**t going on in the world, supposedly in your name?

Would you be into a bit of smiting    here and there?

I bloody would

Maybe not the plague thing but I'd for sure be kicking a bit of arse and sorting out the money makers in the temples and...

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« Reply #1 on: Wed 9 February, 2011 - 11:50 am »

Jesus did that, and the religious people of the day handed him over to the authorities to get nailed to some wood
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« Reply #2 on: Wed 9 February, 2011 - 12:09 pm »

If there were a God, he wouldn't care about that, he'd be more pissed at the authors of the Bible that made up s**t about him to make him look like a vengeful misogynistic murderous brat, and to the leaders of religion that use his name to control the weak and for personal financial gain, but in reality, if he did exist, he probably only sparked the beginning of the universe and has left everything to happen naturally without the need or desire to intervene 
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« Reply #3 on: Wed 9 February, 2011 - 12:13 pm »

Jesus did that, and the religious people of the day handed him over to the authorities to get nailed to some wood

That was then, this is now.

And I mean doing it from 'on high'... from the CEO office in heaven...out of reach of the minions...
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« Reply #4 on: Wed 9 February, 2011 - 12:37 pm »

It's ok... everything that happens is all "part of the great big plan" that he supposedly has... 
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« Reply #5 on: Wed 9 February, 2011 - 03:57 pm »

Jesus did that, and the religious people of the day handed him over to the authorities to get nailed to some wood
jeebus got wood... yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #6 on: Wed 9 February, 2011 - 04:02 pm »

god is a franchise
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« Reply #7 on: Wed 9 February, 2011 - 05:47 pm »

and how is that??
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« Reply #8 on: Wed 9 February, 2011 - 06:27 pm »

If there were a God, he wouldn't care about that, he'd be more pissed at the authors of the Bible that made up S**t about him to make him look like a vengeful misogynistic murderous brat, and to the leaders of religion that use his name to control the weak and for personal financial gain, but in reality, if he did exist, he probably only sparked the beginning of the universe and has left everything to happen naturally without the need or desire to intervene 

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« Reply #9 on: Wed 9 February, 2011 - 06:30 pm »

If I was god, I wouldn't exist
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« Reply #10 on: Thu 10 February, 2011 - 12:43 am »

I'd still be doin' a bit of smiting  here and there... power has it's positive uses.
And send down a few of the boys  Angel to sort some of the nastiest scumbags out.

The worlds mess and the nasty people in it are not gods fault or responsibility...despite what some would say...I just wonder what it would be like to be able to bellow down from on high and scare the crap out of a few million miscreants...
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« Reply #11 on: Thu 10 February, 2011 - 08:51 pm »

So why does god allow children to be raped ...
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« Reply #12 on: Thu 10 February, 2011 - 09:07 pm »

because he gave man free will
and also gave man rules to live by
the rules don't permit it, but it's man's free will to break the rules
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« Reply #13 on: Thu 10 February, 2011 - 10:03 pm »

Ahhh...one of the old chestnuts...

So why does god allow children to be raped ...

quoted oft by s**t stirrers and abdicators (of personal responsibility) alike...

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« Reply #14 on: Fri 11 February, 2011 - 03:20 pm »

So why does god allow children to be raped ...

If you really wanted the answer to that question, it's out there on the internet. I suspect that you're only asking in the hope of getting a reaction.

There are many different approaches to Christianity.

1.Those who have studied and believe.
2.Those who have studied and are unsure.
3.Those who have studied and do not believe as a result.
4.Those who have limited knowledge, and believe.
5.Those who have limited knowledge, and are seeking more in order to make an informed choice.
6.Those who have limited knowledge and are satisfied with being unsure.
7.Those who have limited knowledge and are satisfied with being non-believers.
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23485. Those who have no interest whatsoever in the subject, but use it anyway to get attention on the internet.
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« Reply #15 on: Fri 11 February, 2011 - 03:37 pm »



I suspect that you're only asking in the hope of getting a reaction.

Yes, that's correct, thanks for yours.
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« Reply #16 on: Fri 11 February, 2011 - 03:49 pm »

because he gave man free will
and also gave man rules to live by
the rules don't permit it, but it's man's free will to break the rules

So he allows children to be raped then?
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« Reply #17 on: Fri 11 February, 2011 - 03:51 pm »

Ahhh...one of the old chestnuts...

So why does god allow children to be raped ...

quoted oft by s**t stirrers and abdicators (of personal responsibility) alike...


Do you pray?
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« Reply #18 on: Fri 11 February, 2011 - 05:44 pm »

because he gave man free will
and also gave man rules to live by
the rules don't permit it, but it's man's free will to break the rules

So he allows children to be raped then?



no, he positively absolutely forbids it!
but he allows you to do it if you think it's ok and he is being
a big meanie by saying "no bob, i've told you before, it's not right" 
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« Reply #19 on: Fri 11 February, 2011 - 05:58 pm »

Ahhh...one of the old chestnuts...

So why does god allow children to be raped ...

quoted oft by S**t stirrers and abdicators (of personal responsibility) alike...


Do you pray?



No
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« Reply #20 on: Fri 11 February, 2011 - 07:10 pm »



no, he positively absolutely forbids it!
but he allows you to do it if you think it's ok and he is being
a big meanie by saying "no bob, i've told you before, it's not right" 
Could god stop the rape of children if he wanted?
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« Reply #21 on: Fri 11 February, 2011 - 07:12 pm »



no, he positively absolutely forbids it!
but he allows you to do it if you think it's ok and he is being
a big meanie by saying "no bob, i've told you before, it's not right" 
Could god stop the rape of children if he wanted?
apparently
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« Reply #22 on: Fri 11 February, 2011 - 07:25 pm »



no, he positively absolutely forbids it!
but he allows you to do it if you think it's ok and he is being
a big meanie by saying "no bob, i've told you before, it's not right" 
Could god stop the rape of children if he wanted?
apparently
Are you saying that there is some evidence of this happening?
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« Reply #23 on: Fri 11 February, 2011 - 08:50 pm »

it happened all the time in the old testament

you dis' Him you get the bash
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« Reply #24 on: Fri 11 February, 2011 - 10:10 pm »

Do you pray?
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« Reply #25 on: Fri 11 February, 2011 - 10:35 pm »

define pray
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« Reply #26 on: Fri 11 February, 2011 - 11:00 pm »

Since when were you a believer? eek
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« Reply #27 on: Fri 11 February, 2011 - 11:07 pm »

a-hem....

take a closer look





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« Reply #28 on: Fri 11 February, 2011 - 11:09 pm »

...in gods image
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« Reply #29 on: Fri 11 February, 2011 - 11:21 pm »



two our fathers, three hail marys and a glory be!!
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« Reply #30 on: Fri 11 February, 2011 - 11:38 pm »

ummm...no.







 





used to have sinful thoughts  about  the parish priest at primary school...luvly red haired oirishman he was...think half the nuns did as well... simpering in their wimples  eek
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« Reply #31 on: Sat 12 February, 2011 - 01:47 am »

define pray
Just a little something I whipped up

"Prayer is a form of religious practice that seeks to activate a volitional rapport to a god or spirit through deliberate practice. Prayer may be either individual or communal and take place in public or in private. It may involve the use of words or song. When language is used, prayer may take the form of a hymn, incantation, formal creedal statement, or a spontaneous utterance in the praying person. There are different forms of prayer such as petitionary prayer, prayers of supplication, thanksgiving, and worship/praise. Prayer may be directed towards a deity, spirit, deceased person, or lofty idea, for the purpose of worshipping, requesting guidance, requesting assistance, confessing sins or to express one's thoughts and emotions. Thus, people pray for many reasons such as personal benefit or for the sake of others."
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« Reply #32 on: Sat 12 February, 2011 - 01:54 am »

ummm...no.







 





used to have sinful thoughts  about  the parish priest at primary school...luvly red haired oirishman he was...think half the nuns did as well... simpering in their wimples  eek
Well you were the right age , just the wrong gender ...
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« Reply #33 on: Sat 12 February, 2011 - 06:27 am »

define pray
Just a little something I ripped off.


cut/paste.

can't you cut/paste the relevant answers to your questions from similar sources?

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« Reply #34 on: Sat 12 February, 2011 - 11:25 am »

It's ok... everything that happens is all "part of the great big plan" that he supposedly has... 


Wish I could get hold of the "Blue print" and tweek it a tad
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« Reply #35 on: Sat 12 February, 2011 - 01:33 pm »

define pray
Just a little something I ripped off.


cut/paste.

can't you cut/paste the relevant answers to your questions from similar sources?
Can't you accept the tongue in cheek answer?
You of all people should recognize a bit of tongue in cheek...


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« Reply #36 on: Sat 12 February, 2011 - 02:09 pm »

a-hem....

take a closer look





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« Reply #37 on: Sat 12 February, 2011 - 02:12 pm »

If there were a God, he wouldn't care about that, he'd be more pissed at the authors of the Bible that made up s**t about him to make him look like a vengeful misogynistic murderous brat, and to the leaders of religion that use his name to control the weak and for personal financial gain, but in reality, if he did exist, he probably only sparked the beginning of the universe and has left everything to happen naturally without the need or desire to intervene 
bit like you and TLP huh?

hail TLP's wee Creator   


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« Reply #38 on: Sat 12 February, 2011 - 02:20 pm »

...would you be a bit pissed off  at all the man-made s**t going on in the world, supposedly in your name?

Would you be into a bit of smiting    here and there?

I bloody would

Maybe not the plague thing but I'd for sure be kicking a bit of arse and sorting out the money makers in the temples and...


The game aint over yet and supposedly he has the 'grand plan' and the over view.

 I'm sure we would find the Creator doesnt give a s**t.

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« Reply #39 on: Sat 12 February, 2011 - 02:29 pm »

Stu's put forth the Deist view ... I don't subscribe to that tho
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« Reply #40 on: Sat 12 February, 2011 - 10:01 pm »

I  subscribe to that tho
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« Reply #41 on: Sat 12 February, 2011 - 10:19 pm »


I bet you put Dans name on that picture and wank over it. 
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« Reply #42 on: Sat 12 February, 2011 - 10:21 pm »

Nope, I put Dan's face from his photo on top of it and then wank over it  yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #43 on: Sat 12 February, 2011 - 10:26 pm »

 eek





eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!   




 

 
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« Reply #44 on: Sat 12 February, 2011 - 10:28 pm »

Nope, I put Dan's face from his photo on top of it and then wank over it  yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

 
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« Reply #45 on: Sun 13 February, 2011 - 06:43 am »


Can't you accept the tongue in cheek answer?
You of all people should recognize a bit of tongue in cheek...


Why would I want to do that? I think you're a wanker with your constant s**t stirring.Can't you find a running chainsaw to walk into ,or something?
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« Reply #46 on: Sun 13 February, 2011 - 09:48 am »

I think I love you  yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh 
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« Reply #47 on: Sun 13 February, 2011 - 05:02 pm »

If I was god, I wouldnt bother with the smiting.

Id just whip out a big fat can of "parasite gone" and kill all of us.
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« Reply #48 on: Mon 14 February, 2011 - 11:20 pm »

You would.
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« Reply #49 on: Mon 14 February, 2011 - 11:45 pm »

If I was god, I wouldnt bother with the smiting.

Id just whip out a big fat can of "parasite gone" and kill all of us.
If you were god everybody else would be turned into a puppy dog
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