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« Reply #50 on: Wed 16 February, 2011 - 11:25 pm »

If I was god, I wouldnt bother with the smiting.

Id just whip out a big fat can of "parasite gone" and kill all of us.
If you were god everybody else would be turned into a puppy dog

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« Reply #51 on: Fri 25 February, 2011 - 06:19 pm »

Interesting topic.

Y'all do realise that God was invented by rich landowners to give peasants hope and keep them in check dont you?   Much cheaper and more efficient than whips. 
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« Reply #52 on: Fri 25 February, 2011 - 07:50 pm »

Interesting topic.

Y'all do realise that God was invented by rich landowners to give peasants hope and keep them in check dont you?   Much cheaper and more efficient than whips. 

Darling...when did you arrive?
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« Reply #53 on: Fri 25 February, 2011 - 07:58 pm »

This afternoon my love.   I hope you are still wearing my ring (on your finger).  *this board needs more emoticons*

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« Reply #54 on: Fri 25 February, 2011 - 08:03 pm »

This afternoon my love.   I hope you are still wearing my ring (on your finger).  *this board needs more emoticons*



As if I would ever remove your ring...

I did come and join you down in purg after all, this shoudl show my love to you
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« Reply #55 on: Fri 25 February, 2011 - 08:12 pm »

This afternoon my love.   I hope you are still wearing my ring (on your finger).  *this board needs more emoticons*



As if I would ever remove your ring...

I did come and join you down in purg after all, this shoudl show my love to you

Yeah I know and I tried to reply to you but my posts were either deleted and replaced with an image or subject to verification which never happened.  Effectively, I was been banned.  What a freaking pussy v8 is.  Intimidated by a woman.

No problem though,  I kinda like it here and I wont talk about this any more.

So whaddya think about my theory?
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« Reply #56 on: Fri 25 February, 2011 - 08:15 pm »

Your god theory?

I have a similar one myself....I personally think that mary was a little slapper who got pregnant at 16 and made up the immaculate concerption so her dad wouldnt be angry
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« Reply #57 on: Fri 25 February, 2011 - 08:20 pm »

This afternoon my love.   I hope you are still wearing my ring (on your finger).  *this board needs more emoticons*



As if I would ever remove your ring...

I did come and join you down in purg after all, this shoudl show my love to you

Yeah I know and I tried to reply to you but my posts were either deleted and replaced with an image or subject to verification which never happened.  Effectively, I was been banned.  What a freaking pussy v8 is.  Intimidated by a woman.

No problem though,  I kinda like it here and I wont talk about this any more.

So whaddya think about my theory?

you were banned dear
flava let it slip earlier
the mystery is of course, how she knew this
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« Reply #58 on: Fri 25 February, 2011 - 08:21 pm »

A bit like the ecstasy of Saint Teresa when she had an orgasm for the first time ya think?
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« Reply #59 on: Fri 25 February, 2011 - 08:22 pm »

oh really yzarc? Flava knew......wow, shes really got in there then hasnt she
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« Reply #60 on: Fri 25 February, 2011 - 08:24 pm »

This afternoon my love.   I hope you are still wearing my ring (on your finger).  *this board needs more emoticons*



As if I would ever remove your ring...

I did come and join you down in purg after all, this shoudl show my love to you

Yeah I know and I tried to reply to you but my posts were either deleted and replaced with an image or subject to verification which never happened.  Effectively, I was been banned.  What a freaking pussy v8 is.  Intimidated by a woman.

No problem though,  I kinda like it here and I wont talk about this any more.

So whaddya think about my theory?

you were banned dear
flava let it slip earlier
the mystery is of course, how she knew this

Yeah I know yzarc.  Poppy will have to figure that out for herself however I dont really want to bring old s**t over to here.
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« Reply #61 on: Fri 25 February, 2011 - 08:25 pm »

i agree
there's nothing more boring that a bunch of people wanking on about another messageboard Smiley

so, back to ya god topic
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« Reply #62 on: Fri 25 February, 2011 - 08:33 pm »

i agree
there's nothing more boring that a bunch of people wanking on about another messageboard Smiley

so, back to ya god topic

Cool, lets start again,

Y'all do realise that God was invented by rich landowners to give peasants hope and keep them in check dont you?   Much cheaper and more efficient than whips. 
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« Reply #63 on: Fri 25 February, 2011 - 11:18 pm »

God was not invented.   yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

I win.
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« Reply #64 on: Fri 25 February, 2011 - 11:50 pm »

God was not invented.   yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

I win.
Oh that's right,  he  just   "always was"....
 
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« Reply #65 on: Sat 26 February, 2011 - 12:41 am »

god was apparently busy after the Chch earthquake last Sept.
Read a paper while i was there
and there was a letter from a man
saying the epicentre of the quake
was some street in Chch
where the ladies of the night got busy.

His conclusion...gods wrath on the ladies and their trade. 



 
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« Reply #66 on: Sat 26 February, 2011 - 03:34 pm »

god was apparently busy after the Chch earthquake last Sept.
Read a paper while i was there
and there was a letter from a man
saying the epicentre of the quake
was some street in Chch
where the ladies of the night got busy.

His conclusion...gods wrath on the ladies and their trade. 



 


 
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« Reply #67 on: Sat 26 February, 2011 - 04:00 pm »

Trouble makin' ho's eek
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« Reply #68 on: Sat 26 February, 2011 - 05:09 pm »

The funny thing is with that theory is that some if the worst hit buildings are churches, all the old ornate brick ones are pretty much totally f**ked, yet the brothels have fared well.
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« Reply #69 on: Sat 26 February, 2011 - 07:47 pm »

Trouble makin' ho's eek


makin' nookie    ...not trouble
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« Reply #70 on: Sun 27 February, 2011 - 09:59 am »

If there was a god surely she would have targeted the areas inhabited by scum, not the hard working people doing an honest days work in the CBD.
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« Reply #71 on: Mon 14 March, 2011 - 06:46 am »

This afternoon my love.   I hope you are still wearing my ring (on your finger).  *this board needs more emoticons*



As if I would ever remove your ring...

I did come and join you down in purg after all, this should show my love to you

quote of the year.

 
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« Reply #72 on: Mon 14 March, 2011 - 06:50 am »

The funny thing is with that theory is that some if the worst hit buildings are churches, all the old ornate brick ones are pretty much totally f**ked, yet the brothels have fared well.

who really believes 'God' is a single entity ... eg, a man in flowing robes and long beard, deep voiced, sitting on a cloud, watching over us all.

Tad simplistic that.
Why blame God?

and while I'm at it re churches and brothels - those are man made beliefs and morals. ....some one somewhere along the line, decided what was right and what was wrong and foisted that upon everyone else.

Nothing to do with God
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« Reply #73 on: Mon 14 March, 2011 - 10:30 am »

Hmmm, if you don't want to deal with the common conception that we believe about god then you'll need to put a stake in the ground as to what god is to move forward from this point.
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« Reply #74 on: Mon 14 March, 2011 - 10:52 am »

the existance of "God" is all a state of mind.

Many religions use fear of God to control their believers.



Heaven and hell are just a state of mind.

If you are an ahole you are generally permanently unhappy.

If you live your life pretty much following the 10 commandments then you will be generally pretty content.

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« Reply #75 on: Mon 14 March, 2011 - 10:57 am »

You couldn't find one human being alive or dead who could adhere to all ten commandments, we simply do not have that level of control of our own psyche.
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« Reply #76 on: Mon 14 March, 2011 - 11:01 am »

You couldn't find one human being alive or dead who could adhere to all ten commandments, we simply do not have that level of control of our own psyche.



I don't even know what they are.

I know one ...You shalt not covet your neighbour's wife......that's an easy one to follow

Thou shalt not steal....but IRD doesn't count.
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« Reply #77 on: Mon 14 March, 2011 - 11:40 am »

The point of the Law was to show the inability of humans to deal with sin caused by the Fall themselves. It was meant to show them their need of an outside source for their salvation from sin, as opposed to being a way to pull themselves up by their own moral bootstraps.
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« Reply #78 on: Mon 14 March, 2011 - 11:52 am »

It's not hard to pick the full on christians, they've got the double talk down pat...
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« Reply #79 on: Mon 14 March, 2011 - 01:19 pm »

Hmmm, if you don't want to deal with the common conception that we believe about god then you'll need to put a stake in the ground as to what god is to move forward from this point.


I'm fully fledged airyfairy - I dont follow the common perceptions on most things


 
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« Reply #80 on: Mon 14 March, 2011 - 01:22 pm »

"fully fledged airyfairy" ... only TLP could create a phrase like that
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« Reply #81 on: Mon 14 March, 2011 - 01:30 pm »

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« Reply #82 on: Mon 14 March, 2011 - 04:52 pm »

ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.'  - Self obsorbed egomaniac with Narcissistic personality disorder

TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'  - Too late, many have angels and demons in their bookcase.

THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.' - Maybe people should stop thinking Vader was all that and a pack of crisps anyway.

FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.' - I see you are willing to work for us too.

FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.' - Really? Even If they sexually abuse or beat ?

SIX: 'You shall not murder.'  - So no meat for dinner then?

SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.' - Thats not very fair when you got Mary up the stick and she was already dating.

EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.' - You stole Marys innocence.

NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.' - I f**king well will if they piss on my lawn again.

TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.' - Well thats not very fair, Styx reckons Donkeys are rather good, whats he gona do now?
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« Reply #83 on: Mon 14 March, 2011 - 11:15 pm »

Word has it the donkeys think Styx is pretty good too...
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« Reply #84 on: Tue 15 March, 2011 - 04:25 pm »

Word has it the donkeys think Styx is pretty good too...


 
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