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« Reply #150 on: Fri 8 June, 2012 - 08:16 pm »

 Brought to you by dab

never watched the program but this thread has been so funny


 
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« Reply #151 on: Sun 22 July, 2012 - 08:27 pm »

And so it begins again.......Dorothy was amused by the irony of the 'golden arches' being plastered all over the trailer....
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« Reply #152 on: Sun 22 July, 2012 - 08:49 pm »

i haven't even been interested in thinking about the possibility of watching it  eek
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« Reply #153 on: Sun 22 July, 2012 - 08:58 pm »

Seems to me that if you took all the cooking shows, all the talent contests and all the forensic detective guff off the telly, there would be space for some programs!
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« Reply #154 on: Sun 22 July, 2012 - 09:00 pm »

ah bugger
her indoors has sat down, guess what's on tele now
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« Reply #155 on: Sun 22 July, 2012 - 09:02 pm »

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« Reply #156 on: Sun 22 July, 2012 - 09:05 pm »

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« Reply #157 on: Sun 29 July, 2012 - 12:58 pm »

if he was brave he could drape himself over the TV   eek
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« Reply #158 on: Sun 29 July, 2012 - 03:11 pm »

Just the trailers for this weeks episode is more MKR than I need.
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« Reply #159 on: Tue 31 July, 2012 - 11:45 pm »

much angst in the kitchens eh?

have the florist & the princess whipped up their feasts yet?
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« Reply #160 on: Wed 1 August, 2012 - 08:01 am »

What a pair of b***hes eh...yes they are in second place.
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« Reply #161 on: Tue 7 August, 2012 - 10:23 pm »

It's gone from hot chick (closet lezzie) princess b***hes to old gay b***hes.   
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« Reply #162 on: Tue 7 August, 2012 - 10:39 pm »

such nasty old queens  eek
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« Reply #163 on: Tue 7 August, 2012 - 10:43 pm »

I reckon especially the bearded dragon.
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« Reply #164 on: Wed 8 August, 2012 - 10:02 am »

I love Princess;s style but shes not very nice. thomas and carla are not nice either, neither is that new lawyer guy and his boyfriend.
I was miffed that monday night saw jillian only score the couple a 5 just so they would be lower in ranks than her and sam, what a nasty thing to do.
But Nic and Rocco last night was just completely wonderful, they surely wiped the smug look off the lawyer and his boyfriends faces thats for sure.
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« Reply #165 on: Wed 8 August, 2012 - 05:56 pm »

Awesome eh! I liked to that the guys were still unruffled at the end of the night, just cruising along  But I did notice the claws come out on the quieter of the two queens - he'd been letting the other one look like the nasty all on his own. 
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« Reply #166 on: Mon 13 August, 2012 - 12:22 am »

Should be jolly and gay tomorrow night - can't wait 
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« Reply #167 on: Mon 13 August, 2012 - 09:31 pm »

 

they are f**king hopeless!!!!!
all fur coat and no knickers.   as slow as a wet week in wanganui 
one o'clock in the morning and they serve dessert   eek
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« Reply #168 on: Tue 14 August, 2012 - 08:54 am »

  

I think lawyer guy is trying to use his lawyer skills to psych out the opponents - but what effin snobs, making snide remarks about the others and drinking it up in the kitchen, leaving their guests to fend for themselves hour after hour after hour.  I can't wait for them to feck up majorly 
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« Reply #169 on: Tue 14 August, 2012 - 09:55 pm »

  sore losers, so glad the girls got better points - I think that was a good example of how karma works, aholes for aholes, love for love.
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« Reply #170 on: Sat 18 August, 2012 - 07:19 pm »

I watched the poor kiwis today, the one that I missed...geez they took a bit of flack eh.
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« Reply #171 on: Sat 18 August, 2012 - 07:39 pm »

they are very brave going into that
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« Reply #172 on: Mon 20 August, 2012 - 08:38 am »

2 1/2 hours? I'm ravishing!  I liked that from the tazzie chick.
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« Reply #173 on: Mon 20 August, 2012 - 09:19 am »

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« Reply #174 on: Mon 20 August, 2012 - 11:56 am »

Where's your sense of humour - as long as the Tazzies are in it - we don't need to be worried about being the country hick cuzzies. 
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« Reply #175 on: Mon 20 August, 2012 - 09:20 pm »

  kiwis doing good this time
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« Reply #176 on: Mon 20 August, 2012 - 10:55 pm »

Yes, did very well - the poor soap dessert guy is having a big sulk! 
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« Reply #177 on: Tue 21 August, 2012 - 11:45 pm »

I loved that main from the Tazzies, beauty! Agreed about the dessert. I really like the scientists couple and the army guys, very gracious and honest in their marking. Soap dessert guy looks like he swallowed some glass.
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« Reply #178 on: Wed 22 August, 2012 - 12:16 am »

he's just pissed he's going to lose.  the gays blokes are being selective in the criticism this time.
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« Reply #179 on: Sun 26 August, 2012 - 06:51 pm »

I think it's gonna get nastier tonight, soap dessert guy looking to give zeros  anyway looking forward to it.
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« Reply #180 on: Mon 27 August, 2012 - 03:41 pm »

Dammit I so wanted the scientists to do well - the husband really is an absent minded Prof. though - if he'd tasted the main he could have corrected it...nevermind, still like them, nice couple.

Hope the Army guys do well.
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« Reply #181 on: Mon 27 August, 2012 - 09:20 pm »

it doesn't really matter how well they do now because there is too much tactical voting
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« Reply #182 on: Mon 27 August, 2012 - 10:43 pm »

Did well, and yeah killer curry, I would have loved that - scientist couple kept honest. Soap guy wolfed down his main like there was no tomorrow - perhaps wanting to explode at the dinner table to justify a low score!
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« Reply #183 on: Mon 27 August, 2012 - 10:52 pm »

i was hoping he was going to have a stroke! 

and the way he kept telling the prof how to vote after giving him 1.    dick!
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« Reply #184 on: Tue 28 August, 2012 - 12:43 pm »

The old queens tonight,  should be good! They've been clever this time, being honest without the scorn and spitefulness.

It's not really playing the game honestly - when the marks aren't based on the food but on a strategety to stay in the competition. I think Soap guy and ugly friend should be disqualified.
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« Reply #185 on: Tue 28 August, 2012 - 08:40 pm »

 eek    ooooo ambitious

if it works, and they do it in under 8 hours they might have a chance 
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« Reply #186 on: Tue 28 August, 2012 - 09:36 pm »

they did well.
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« Reply #187 on: Tue 28 August, 2012 - 10:40 pm »

He can't cook for s**t so he's not going to be around too much longer 
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« Reply #188 on: Mon 3 September, 2012 - 08:35 pm »

last nights was totally rubbish!! so glad he's been relegated  yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh


bloody hard going tonight if you don't get through in the first round
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« Reply #189 on: Tue 4 September, 2012 - 01:55 pm »

Hope they go home tonight even though the two girls are a bit ditzy, I can't wait for nick and carla to go - they remind me of a pair of seagulls. 
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« Reply #190 on: Tue 4 September, 2012 - 05:16 pm »

his name is not Nick...what is it?    Ahhh, its Thomas?
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« Reply #191 on: Tue 4 September, 2012 - 08:38 pm »

and i bet they get through. i reckon they will be kept in to give the hate factor so we have someone to shout at.
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« Reply #192 on: Wed 5 September, 2012 - 09:29 am »

Well I hate to say it but they did deserve that. The Asian ditzy girl would have been good value to have around too I think just for the fact that she is ditzy  Thomas is the weaker of that team -  He'll stuff up and get them sent home.
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« Reply #193 on: Tue 11 September, 2012 - 12:23 pm »

As usual Thomas made a right dick of himself, he can't cook - somewhere along the line the strategising is not going to work.
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« Reply #194 on: Tue 11 September, 2012 - 12:43 pm »

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« Reply #195 on: Tue 11 September, 2012 - 02:22 pm »

And you can't understand people watching The Block NZ. They are the same thing, to me
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« Reply #196 on: Tue 11 September, 2012 - 08:29 pm »

no, the block was just a waste of space with an outcome that was pretty much known after the third show, and it had nothing to do with home renovation.
MKR is only about cooking, and the personalities involved. I'm sure there is editing for TV, and manipulation
of the scores to maintain a presence of the people the audience love to hate, but it's a good show.
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« Reply #197 on: Wed 12 September, 2012 - 05:28 pm »

Gonna be a right b***h fest tonight 
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« Reply #198 on: Thu 13 September, 2012 - 02:24 pm »

It's NEXT Wednesday - Mon, Tues, Wed 
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« Reply #199 on: Sun 16 September, 2012 - 08:58 pm »

I love this show.  The kiwi couple live in my area somewhere.  I did not know and was chatting to a girl at work saying who picked those two (re the first round of cooking)....she said ohh they are my friends and then I said...didn't they do a great come back second time round.  eek   eek
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