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« on: Sat 10 December, 2011 - 11:56 am »




The seven dwarfs always left to go to work
in the mine early each morning. As always,
Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores



As lunch time approached, she would
prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.





One day as she arrived at the mine
with lunch, she saw that there
had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully,
and fearing the worst, Snow White
began calling out, hoping against
hope that the dwarfs had somehow
survived.
"Hello... Hello!" she shouted.
"Can anyone hear me? Hello!"



For a long while, there was no answer.
Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,
"Hello! Is anyone down there?"






Just as she was about to give up all hope,
she heard a faint voice from deep within
the mine, singing;
"Re-elect John Key,
vote for John Key...."
Snow White fell to her knees and prayed,
"Oh, thank you, God! .....








....................At least Dopey is still alive."

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This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype.
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