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« on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 11:17 am »

ok guys, now that I'm seriously menopausal     

things like growing chest hairs, chin hairs, big eye brow hairs and other such manly things are happening


 eek

these things I can deal with - kinda fun hurting myself pulling the errant wee buggers out 

but nose hairs, omg,   that is just the worst, they are growing out of my nasal passages  - I mean thats just disgusting especially if you get a little bogy dried hard on it, fluttering in the wind of the in and out breaths!!  (you ever tried pulling it off? - the pain is quite exquisite.)


the question is what do you do about them, tweezering them out hurts a bit too much
it makes my eyes leak and the sting lasts for ages .....soooo now that I'm turning into a man I need to know.





What do you do about yours?
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« Reply #1 on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 11:29 am »

I pull them out once they're long enough to grip with my fingers - had my first grey one the other day eek
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« Reply #2 on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 11:35 am »

grey - aawww Stu


you poor dear, youre getting old



 


atleast mine are blonde


sooooo your fngers are strong enough to hold them, the hair doesnt slip through your fingers?

and doesnt it hurt?  how do you handle the pain?

 eek


I mean, men are wusses... so how am I going to cope when the transformation is complete?


 
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« Reply #3 on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 11:57 am »

Wait till you get your tackle caught in ya zipper  eek
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« Reply #4 on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 12:06 pm »

Wait till you get your tackle caught in ya zipper  eek

 eek
so what happens when you catch ya tackle in your zipper?


Do you unzip very slowly?
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« Reply #5 on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 12:12 pm »

Depends on your resolve, after begging for god's help you can choose between the slow teary eyed method or go for the speedy rip the band aid off type method which also causes many tears. 
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« Reply #6 on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 12:36 pm »

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oooohh darn

 

always thought I could do with growing some balls - not so sure about that now

 


soooo do you get to pull a few pubes out at the same time, is it best to keep them trimmed?
speaking of bandaides - do you need a bandaide after?





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« Reply #7 on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 01:15 pm »

Balls would be great, I'm talking foreskin  eek
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« Reply #8 on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 01:25 pm »

try wearing undies.
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« Reply #9 on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 06:44 pm »

Goodness a thread about long balls and grey nose hairs...what's the fecking world coming too eh? When will the last post become the last one standing without a walking frame? 

I'm not a very hairy person but I do enjoy a good chin pluck once in a while, someone told me to get some veet - having told them about my chin plucking OCD - I was like " but I don't want veet I want to pluck, I like plucking, plucking is my thing...I have to pluck God damn it...it was like deal with your own f**king addictions and mind your own business.
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« Reply #10 on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 07:21 pm »

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« Reply #11 on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 07:36 pm »

 





ooooooh, are YOU in trubble now, brain  eek
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« Reply #12 on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 08:49 pm »

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he  sure is!!!
I just sat down for my diner, and had sunk my teeth into my first home grown cob of corn of this years .... and bloody sprayed it laughing!!



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« Reply #13 on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 09:08 pm »

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« Reply #14 on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 09:17 pm »

Goodness a thread about long balls and grey nose hairs...what's the fecking world coming too eh? When will the last post become the last one standing without a walking frame? 

I'm not a very hairy person but I do enjoy a good chin pluck once in a while, someone told me to get some veet - having told them about my chin plucking OCD - I was like " but I don't want veet I want to pluck, I like plucking, plucking is my thing...I have to pluck God damn it...it was like deal with your own f**king addictions and mind your own business.

shocking eh   eek

now Lux, you could be missing out on a good excuse for all sorts of mischief

I have been told that a woman becomes 'pre menopausal' a good 10 years before she actually is menopausal (which actually makes me pre menopausal but menopausal sounds soooooooooo much better and accordingly just about anything under the sun can be attributed to being 'menopausal' so next time you are having a melt down or wanting something to go your way - threaten the man that you'll go menopausal on him.... it's such an interesting reaction


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« Reply #15 on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 09:43 pm »

 yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #16 on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 09:49 pm »

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« Reply #17 on: Fri 17 February, 2012 - 10:24 pm »

 
what are you laughing about!
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« Reply #18 on: Sat 18 February, 2012 - 03:12 pm »

try wearing undies.
that cathy, unlike the rest of this thread, was remarkably sensible


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« Reply #19 on: Sat 18 February, 2012 - 03:30 pm »

sensible undies? no fun.
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« Reply #20 on: Sat 18 February, 2012 - 04:27 pm »

tighty whiteys?
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« Reply #21 on: Sat 18 February, 2012 - 04:55 pm »

try wearing undies.
that cathy, unlike the rest of this thread, was remarkably sensible


 eek

he does, but the zip just tears through the fine lace apparently   eek 
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« Reply #22 on: Sat 18 February, 2012 - 05:06 pm »

Damn, JJ noticed they're missing off the washing line  eek
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« Reply #23 on: Sat 18 February, 2012 - 05:12 pm »

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« Reply #24 on: Sat 18 February, 2012 - 05:59 pm »

 Brought to you by dab funny thread


were these them?

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« Reply #25 on: Sun 19 February, 2012 - 12:23 pm »

 eek






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« Reply #26 on: Sun 19 February, 2012 - 12:27 pm »

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were these them?


I think I might need to shave some cheek fur off before wearing those 
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« Reply #27 on: Sun 19 February, 2012 - 01:07 pm »

Brought to you by dab funny thread


were these them?


I think I might need to shave some cheek fur off before wearing those 
ask lux to pluck you  she loves plucking


 
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« Reply #28 on: Sun 19 February, 2012 - 01:33 pm »

True! I'm handy with a lawn mower too Cheesy....I'd do some trimming with a weed eater first though, that's so I can see what I'm plucking. 
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« Reply #29 on: Sun 19 February, 2012 - 01:51 pm »

i'm not a bum-hair plucker, i'm a bum-hair plucker's son
i'm only plucking bum-hairs till a better offer comes along

i'm not good at plucking bum-hairs, around the anus i get stuck
though some pluckers find it pleasant i'd rather pluck a duck
oh plucking eyebrows is gorgeous, i can pluck a face with ease
but bum-hair plucking's torture because they haven't any veet

 
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« Reply #30 on: Sun 19 February, 2012 - 02:01 pm »

Bring your big girl tweezers 
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« Reply #31 on: Sun 19 February, 2012 - 06:30 pm »

and a water blaster
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Mmmmmmm, warm soapy waterblaster  eek
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« Reply #33 on: Sun 19 February, 2012 - 07:38 pm »

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« Reply #34 on: Sun 19 February, 2012 - 08:23 pm »

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lets get it back to nice and seemly nose hairs (and I thought that was bad enough)

bob. you never did say what you do with yours.
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« Reply #35 on: Sun 19 February, 2012 - 08:45 pm »

sells them to witches for sympathetic magic 
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« Reply #36 on: Sun 19 February, 2012 - 09:28 pm »

try wearing undies.
that cathy, unlike the rest of this thread, was remarkably sensible


 eek

he does, but the zip just tears through the fine lace apparently   eek 

  
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« Reply #37 on: Sun 19 February, 2012 - 09:39 pm »

eek












lets get it back to nice and seemly nose hairs (and I thought that was bad enough)

bob. you never did say what you do with yours.
Seriously, push your snoz to one side and just go for it with either blade or electric razor, you'd be surprised how forgiving your nose is 
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« Reply #38 on: Sun 19 February, 2012 - 09:45 pm »

eek












lets get it back to nice and seemly nose hairs (and I thought that was bad enough)

bob. you never did say what you do with yours.
Seriously, push your snoz to one side and just go for it with either blade or electric razor, you'd be surprised how forgiving your nose is 


 eek
blade?

 eek   
electric razor?



ooooh boys toys, I will get to play with boys toys

 yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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« Reply #39 on: Mon 20 February, 2012 - 09:55 am »

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« Reply #40 on: Mon 20 February, 2012 - 10:49 am »

yeah sod him, with one word and a pic, he scores best post.

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« Reply #41 on: Sun 26 February, 2012 - 10:06 am »

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« Reply #42 on: Sun 26 February, 2012 - 10:47 am »

 eek

Goddammit



It was MY wind up thread!!!


 



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