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« on: Tue 13 March, 2012 - 08:30 pm »

Okay guys,we've all done it.

[ladies, please feel free to leave and go talk about shoes or shopping or waddeverdafuq]

















Rescue strategies when you suspect that you have pissed off two or more women over the same social engagement? 
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« Reply #1 on: Tue 13 March, 2012 - 08:57 pm »

ooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo boy  Brought to you by dab
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« Reply #2 on: Tue 13 March, 2012 - 09:01 pm »

      
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« Reply #3 on: Tue 13 March, 2012 - 09:22 pm »


[ladies, please feel free to leave and go talk about shoes or shopping or waddeverdafuq]


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« Reply #4 on: Tue 13 March, 2012 - 09:25 pm »

  maybe, when you fullas stop peeking through the hole in the ladies powder room  eek
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« Reply #5 on: Tue 13 March, 2012 - 09:39 pm »

maybe, when you fullas stop peeking through the hole in the ladies powder room  eek

Whatever it was I saw, it needs ironing.
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« Reply #6 on: Tue 13 March, 2012 - 09:41 pm »

 Impatient

well?!

Waiting?!

come on, where are all the excuses that blokes come up with??

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« Reply #7 on: Tue 13 March, 2012 - 09:56 pm »

Have you never watched American sitcoms?
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« Reply #8 on: Tue 13 March, 2012 - 10:09 pm »

 
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« Reply #9 on: Tue 13 March, 2012 - 10:15 pm »

It's a staple theme for an easy episode.
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« Reply #10 on: Tue 13 March, 2012 - 10:18 pm »

Okay guys,we've all done it.

[ladies, please feel free to leave and go talk about shoes or shopping or waddeverdafuq]

















Rescue strategies when you suspect that you have pissed off two or more women over the same social engagement? 




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« Reply #11 on: Tue 13 March, 2012 - 10:20 pm »

 :stalker:

harsh!
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« Reply #12 on: Wed 14 March, 2012 - 07:35 am »

 Brought to you by dab

either that or move to another galaxy, far far away....
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« Reply #13 on: Wed 14 March, 2012 - 09:36 am »

 
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« Reply #14 on: Wed 14 March, 2012 - 05:41 pm »

answer to be submitted in personal messages


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« Reply #15 on: Wed 14 March, 2012 - 05:59 pm »

pfft packs up party stuff nd wanders off, nothin to see here

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« Reply #16 on: Wed 14 March, 2012 - 06:18 pm »

 yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #17 on: Wed 14 March, 2012 - 06:44 pm »

man-in-s**t-party-pooper
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« Reply #18 on: Wed 14 March, 2012 - 07:46 pm »

it's a Man Cave, not a hairdressers     
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« Reply #19 on: Wed 14 March, 2012 - 08:44 pm »

it's a Man Cave, not a hairdressers     

That would explain why man-with-bald-avatar is here.
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« Reply #20 on: Thu 15 March, 2012 - 07:40 pm »

 eek
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« Reply #21 on: Thu 15 March, 2012 - 07:42 pm »

aaaah, confuscius say: man with bald avatar ....



  i can't remember how it goes!
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« Reply #22 on: Fri 16 March, 2012 - 04:15 pm »

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« Reply #23 on: Fri 16 March, 2012 - 04:19 pm »

soo cited



does this avatar make me look fat?  eek
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« Reply #24 on: Fri 16 March, 2012 - 04:45 pm »

Lordy no, but they've sewn the wrong label in it.
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« Reply #25 on: Fri 16 March, 2012 - 05:07 pm »

 Brought to you by dab





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« Reply #26 on: Fri 16 March, 2012 - 10:33 pm »

 Angel

wot?
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« Reply #27 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 10:20 am »

*pulls plug on bath* 
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« Reply #28 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 10:22 am »

*puts finger over end of cold tap and squirts Raven*

Melt, damn you!
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« Reply #29 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 10:31 am »

bwahahaha i'm not the wicked witch of the west, made of brown sugar

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« Reply #30 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 12:03 pm »

Doesn't matter, it's still good to know that I made you moist....
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« Reply #31 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 12:25 pm »

aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
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« Reply #32 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 12:26 pm »

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« Reply #33 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 12:30 pm »

    oh that was bad.


hands Raven a whiskey

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« Reply #34 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 12:48 pm »

Make it a large one.

The only thing more fun than a moist woman is a tipsy moist woman.
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« Reply #35 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 12:58 pm »

 eek

Raven is going to smack you one Grumpy
I'd run now if I were you



 
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« Reply #36 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 01:02 pm »

She won't find me under your bed..... Angel
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« Reply #37 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 01:17 pm »

oh but I will find you! 



*snatches whole bottle from binty*   
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« Reply #38 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 01:38 pm »

She won't find me under your bed..... Angel
in the cab of my van?

I'd deliver you to her personally and then enjoy watching the blood sport

 





 
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« Reply #39 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 01:57 pm »

soo cited blood sport! soo cited
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« Reply #40 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 03:03 pm »


I'd deliver you to her personally ..........




yay RIDE!!!!!!!!




 eek wait, what?
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« Reply #41 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 03:15 pm »

 Brought to you by dab


i'm sure we'd all love to see your long silky ears flapping in the wind  eek
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« Reply #42 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 03:23 pm »

More like

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« Reply #43 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 03:37 pm »

 


i'll have a drink ready so you can swish and get rid of the bugs caught in your teeth  eek
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« Reply #44 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 03:42 pm »

You just want me drunk
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« Reply #45 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 04:27 pm »

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 Brought to you by dab sadly I dont think a truck would be up to that
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« Reply #46 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 05:30 pm »

even with your driving? 


You just want me drunk

    Angel



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« Reply #47 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 05:30 pm »

But could be helluva fun trying...
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« Reply #48 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 05:35 pm »


Ah, breaker one-nine, this heres the rubber duck. you gotta copy on me, pig pen, cmon?
 
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« Reply #49 on: Sat 17 March, 2012 - 05:48 pm »

Interesting that none of the guys could come up with a credible solution to the original question, but thank you for your company ladies!
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