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« on: Mon 26 March, 2012 - 08:38 am »

As I was mowing the lawns (and getting pretty hot, tired and grouchy ) I thought that it would be great to have pop-up blades situated all over the lawn, just like pop-up sprinklers, and haircut the grass overnight  yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh




except of course that some dickwit would use them to chop up leprechauns



what would you invent? (forget the actual practicalities of the device, just let your imagination bring forth the fabulous concept) 
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« Reply #1 on: Mon 26 March, 2012 - 10:26 am »

Not so much an invention but I've alway's wanted to be able to hit, kick, blowup people like you can in cartoons and yet they resurrect unharmed. Perfect stress reliever for dealing with people who piss you off.
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« Reply #2 on: Mon 26 March, 2012 - 11:21 am »

you need a grubber and a paddock of thistles Bob - very therapeutic.... constructive destruction

As I was mowing the lawns (and getting pretty hot, tired and grouchy ) I thought that it would be great to have pop-up blades situated all over the lawn, just like pop-up sprinklers, and haircut the grass overnight  yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh




except of course that some dickwit would use them to chop up leprechauns



what would you invent? (forget the actual practicalities of the device, just let your imagination bring forth the fabulous concept) 

that's quite a twitch he has ^^^



teleporter is what I would invent

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« Reply #3 on: Mon 26 March, 2012 - 12:11 pm »





teleporter is what I would invent


It's been done 


But I guess you'd be wanting the extra large unit......
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« Reply #4 on: Mon 26 March, 2012 - 01:14 pm »





teleporter is what I would invent


It's been done  


But I guess you'd be wanting the extra large unit......


    youre so funny

I'd have to upgrade my granny bloomer knickers too.
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« Reply #5 on: Mon 26 March, 2012 - 05:29 pm »

Not so much an invention but I've alway's wanted to be able to hit, kick, blowup people like you can in cartoons and yet they resurrect unharmed. Perfect stress reliever for dealing with people who piss you off.

  just like i'd love to be able to ram into cars who flaunt the road rules in front of me, doing the real idjit stuff 
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« Reply #6 on: Mon 26 March, 2012 - 07:24 pm »

I'd like to invent an escalator that was tuned to run at exactly the same speed as a giant Slinky.

Perpetual motion, yeah! yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #7 on: Mon 26 March, 2012 - 07:40 pm »

  sounds fun. bet kids would luuuuuuuv it
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« Reply #8 on: Mon 26 March, 2012 - 07:48 pm »


 eek
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« Reply #9 on: Mon 26 March, 2012 - 08:53 pm »

Not so much an invention but I've alway's wanted to be able to hit, kick, blowup people like you can in cartoons and yet they resurrect unharmed. Perfect stress reliever for dealing with people who piss you off.

  just like i'd love to be able to ram into cars who flaunt the road rules in front of me, doing the real idjit stuff 
already can, all you need is bull bars

    
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« Reply #10 on: Mon 26 March, 2012 - 09:08 pm »

i have bullbars, but i also have a guilt complex


oh, but the wishing.... 
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« Reply #11 on: Mon 26 March, 2012 - 09:26 pm »

i have bullbars, but i also have a guilt complex


The Vatican City is the only guilt complex that I recognise.
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« Reply #12 on: Mon 26 March, 2012 - 09:29 pm »

As I was mowing the lawns (and getting pretty hot, tired and grouchy ) I thought that it would be great to have pop-up blades situated all over the lawn, just like pop-up sprinklers, and haircut the grass overnight  yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh




except of course that some dickwit would use them to chop up leprechauns



what would you invent? (forget the actual practicalities of the device, just let your imagination bring forth the fabulous concept) 


sprinkle beer on it and it will come up half cut 
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« Reply #13 on: Mon 26 March, 2012 - 09:42 pm »

Use emo grass seed, it cuts itself. eek
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