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« on: Mon 14 May, 2012 - 03:23 pm »




Dishwasher - The appliance your family puts dirty dishes next to to make it easier for you to load.

Kiss - A small chocolate token of affection, that you embrace tenderly but with passion.

New Age - The age a woman gives instead of her real age.

Procrastination - We'll get to this one later

Screwdriver - A hardware tool designed to be turned around and used as a hammer.

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« Reply #1 on: Mon 14 May, 2012 - 03:32 pm »

 
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« Reply #2 on: Mon 14 May, 2012 - 03:50 pm »

   can relate

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« Reply #3 on: Mon 14 May, 2012 - 05:44 pm »

'a little' [in relation to damage to a car] - written off.
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« Reply #4 on: Mon 14 May, 2012 - 05:53 pm »

I've got a headache - I have a really good book that I have to read all of, I'm going to bed. (my definition)
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« Reply #5 on: Mon 14 May, 2012 - 07:25 pm »

'nothing' - I am going to sit here radiating anger until you figure out why.
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« Reply #6 on: Mon 14 May, 2012 - 07:26 pm »

you can heat a room with that energy 
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« Reply #7 on: Mon 14 May, 2012 - 08:08 pm »

"was that you?" - I just farted.
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« Reply #8 on: Sun 27 May, 2012 - 12:31 am »

'nothing' - I am going to sit here radiating anger until you figure out why.

you can heat a room with that energy 


 
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« Reply #9 on: Sun 27 May, 2012 - 12:34 am »

"What? This old thing? Had it for aaages!"
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« Reply #10 on: Thu 31 May, 2012 - 06:44 pm »

"Does my ass look big in this" - I feel like being angry for the hell of it and no answer you give will be correct
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« Reply #11 on: Fri 1 June, 2012 - 12:27 am »

"got it in the sales" means yes it was a quarter of the price of normal so i bought 4 of them
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« Reply #12 on: Fri 1 June, 2012 - 01:53 pm »

"got it in the sales" means yes it was a quarter of the price of normal so i bought 4 of them


Well that makes perfect sense to me   
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« Reply #13 on: Fri 1 June, 2012 - 02:58 pm »

"got it in the sales" means yes it was a quarter of the price of normal so i bought 4 of them

  So true!
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« Reply #14 on: Fri 1 June, 2012 - 04:51 pm »

"got it in the sales" means yes it was a quarter of the price of normal so i bought 4 of them

  So true!

Reality check ladies...... it was 30% off and you put 4 on the credit card at 25% interest.
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« Reply #15 on: Fri 1 June, 2012 - 04:53 pm »

"The man at the garage said" - He has abs. He now has money too.
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« Reply #16 on: Fri 1 June, 2012 - 04:59 pm »

Tooty Fruity  eek
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« Reply #17 on: Fri 1 June, 2012 - 11:18 pm »

"got it in the sales" means yes it was a quarter of the price of normal so i bought 4 of them

  So true!

Reality check ladies...... it was 30% off and you put 4 on the credit card at 25% interest.

Aw now that's just plain picky     And who said anything about using a credit card?  Not me      
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« Reply #18 on: Wed 29 August, 2012 - 11:02 pm »

"Does my ass look big in this" - I feel like being angry for the hell of it and no answer you give will be correct
No Honey, it looks big in everything.
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« Reply #19 on: Wed 29 August, 2012 - 11:04 pm »

 
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