Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
Tue 12 December, 2017 - 07:14 pm
Home Help Login Register Chat Personal Messages Logout
News: Contact Details - Hiding your email


+  Last Post
|-+  General Category
| |-+  The Man Cave (Moderator: Brain)
| | |-+  Veet hair removal for men
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
Pages: [1] Go Down Print
Author Topic: Veet hair removal for men  (Read 2817 times)
Collie
Buzzard
*******

Karma: 1982
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 57,500


Airyfairy Inc.


« on: Sun 29 July, 2012 - 10:13 pm »

hints on what not to do...


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1


eg
I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.

Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.

However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.





 eek                and the others are just as good reading






 
Logged

The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.
Collie
Buzzard
*******

Karma: 1982
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 57,500


Airyfairy Inc.


« Reply #1 on: Sun 29 July, 2012 - 10:25 pm »

would love to know what Mrs Browns boys would think of that product  


On the positive side i can report the following unexpected benefits:
- My pain threshold has almost trebled
- I can now pass urine in 3 positions: standing, sitting and curled in a ball weeping.




   



You may well cry but tears will dry,
Leaving balls as smooth as jam jars,
My slong looks huge, still no sign of pubes



 Brought to you by dab     
« Last Edit: Sun 29 July, 2012 - 10:28 pm by bintyonekenobi » Logged

The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.
Collie
Buzzard
*******

Karma: 1982
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 57,500


Airyfairy Inc.


« Reply #2 on: Sun 29 July, 2012 - 10:28 pm »

 eek
















 




















 























Logged

The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.
Stu
Site Admin
******

Karma: 1527
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 49,824


AssHoly Internet Bastard


« Reply #3 on: Sun 29 July, 2012 - 10:37 pm »

they're kind of funny for sissies eek
Logged
Collie
Buzzard
*******

Karma: 1982
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 57,500


Airyfairy Inc.


« Reply #4 on: Sun 29 July, 2012 - 10:39 pm »

 eek

you used it?
Logged

The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.
Collie
Buzzard
*******

Karma: 1982
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 57,500


Airyfairy Inc.


« Reply #5 on: Sun 29 July, 2012 - 10:41 pm »

you use wax huh   
Logged

The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.
Mr Nice Guy
Supreme Loser
******

Karma: 275
Offline Offline

Posts: 23,473



« Reply #6 on: Sun 29 July, 2012 - 10:50 pm »

A. Spray liberally with flyspray

B. Light a match

C. 3-2-1

D. Wipe ash away


 
Logged
IceQueen
Buzzard
*******

Karma: 822
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 41,027



« Reply #7 on: Sun 29 July, 2012 - 11:00 pm »

 eek
Logged
Collie
Buzzard
*******

Karma: 1982
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 57,500


Airyfairy Inc.


« Reply #8 on: Sun 29 July, 2012 - 11:08 pm »

A. Spray liberally with flyspray

B. Light a match

C. 3-2-1

D. Wipe ash away


 



 eek

pics please
Logged

The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.
Mr Nice Guy
Supreme Loser
******

Karma: 275
Offline Offline

Posts: 23,473



« Reply #9 on: Sun 29 July, 2012 - 11:27 pm »

Just-Do-It  eek
Logged
Brain
Wrangler
*****

Karma: 1376
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 59,957


« Reply #10 on: Sun 29 July, 2012 - 11:30 pm »

 
Logged
Collie
Buzzard
*******

Karma: 1982
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 57,500


Airyfairy Inc.


« Reply #11 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 12:04 am »

Just-Do-It  eek

I dont have a ballsack  eek
Logged

The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.
Mr Nice Guy
Supreme Loser
******

Karma: 275
Offline Offline

Posts: 23,473



« Reply #12 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 12:22 am »

You're not missing anything 
Logged
bethune
Supreme Mistress
*****

Karma: 224
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 4,093



« Reply #13 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 01:39 am »

'gentlemans log cabin'
 
Logged

A wise woman once said...
Stu
Site Admin
******

Karma: 1527
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 49,824


AssHoly Internet Bastard


« Reply #14 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 07:26 am »

eek

you used it?

no, hairiness is manliness, sissies wax and veet
Logged
PaganRaven
Buzzard
*******

Karma: 1062
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 43,940


earth is not home to me


« Reply #15 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 08:44 am »

ape-like hairiness is gross  eek mind you, they could rent their bodies to artists who could create masterpieces amongst the forest  eek
Logged

I can hear the raven sing .... a spiritual glow envelops, medicine power develops ... as the raven sings.
Collie
Buzzard
*******

Karma: 1982
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 57,500


Airyfairy Inc.


« Reply #16 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 11:40 am »

eek

you used it?

no, hairiness is manliness, sissies wax and veet

 Brought to you by dab
Logged

The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.
Lux
Supreme Loser
******

Karma: 501
Offline Offline

Posts: 16,183



WWW
« Reply #17 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 05:15 pm »

  Good laughs - freakin' funny!
« Last Edit: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 05:16 pm by Lux » Logged

Obi Wan Kanobi said. "I have never seen such a wretched hive of scum and villainy." Little did Obi Wan realize he was describing the National party.
Red
Supreme Loser
******

Karma: 1397
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 35,290



« Reply #18 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 08:07 pm »

eek

you used it?

no, hairiness is manliness,Faggots wax and veet
Logged
Lux
Supreme Loser
******

Karma: 501
Offline Offline

Posts: 16,183



WWW
« Reply #19 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 08:31 pm »

Some hairiness is uglyiness like if you wanted to stroke back fur you'd just get a dog wouldn't you. 

Logged

Obi Wan Kanobi said. "I have never seen such a wretched hive of scum and villainy." Little did Obi Wan realize he was describing the National party.
Stu
Site Admin
******

Karma: 1527
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 49,824


AssHoly Internet Bastard


« Reply #20 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 09:09 pm »

yeah, I was talking specifically of pubic hairiness, not sure many people have pubes on their back
Logged
Brain
Wrangler
*****

Karma: 1376
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 59,957


« Reply #21 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 09:20 pm »

so where does back hair change to ass hair and ass hair change to pubes?   

bet you never thought about that before did ya?

look what i found..... 


« Last Edit: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 09:24 pm by Brain » Logged
Stu
Site Admin
******

Karma: 1527
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 49,824


AssHoly Internet Bastard


« Reply #22 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 09:21 pm »

I don't need to, I have a hairless back Afro
Logged
Collie
Buzzard
*******

Karma: 1982
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 57,500


Airyfairy Inc.


« Reply #23 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 09:26 pm »

I don't need to, I  am a silverback Afro

 eek
Logged

The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.
suga v2.0
Hero Member
***

Karma: 69
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 454



« Reply #24 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 09:33 pm »

so where does back hair change to ass hair and ass hair change to pubes?   

bet you never thought about that before did ya?

look what i found..... 



OMG you trimmed your beard!
Logged
Brain
Wrangler
*****

Karma: 1376
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 59,957


« Reply #25 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 10:04 pm »

Logged
suga v2.0
Hero Member
***

Karma: 69
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 454



« Reply #26 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 10:06 pm »

 
Logged
Brain
Wrangler
*****

Karma: 1376
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 59,957


« Reply #27 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 10:11 pm »



damn newbies!!
Logged
suga v2.0
Hero Member
***

Karma: 69
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 454



« Reply #28 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 10:19 pm »

 
Logged
Red
Supreme Loser
******

Karma: 1397
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 35,290



« Reply #29 on: Mon 30 July, 2012 - 11:41 pm »


I still  have nightmares about that thing you posted in R18 last time you were here.  eek
  Me too.  eek
Logged
Collie
Buzzard
*******

Karma: 1982
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 57,500


Airyfairy Inc.


« Reply #30 on: Tue 31 July, 2012 - 12:59 am »


I still  have nightmares about that thing you posted in R18 last time you were here.  eek
 Me too.  eek
me three
  
« Last Edit: Tue 31 July, 2012 - 01:00 am by bintyonekenobi » Logged

The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.
Coach
Supreme Loser
******

Karma: -236
Offline Offline

Posts: 20,802


internet grinch since 1998


« Reply #31 on: Sun 5 August, 2012 - 07:18 pm »


 
Logged

This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype.
Brain
Wrangler
*****

Karma: 1376
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 59,957


« Reply #32 on: Sun 5 August, 2012 - 07:35 pm »

 Brought to you by dab
Logged
Collie
Buzzard
*******

Karma: 1982
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 57,500


Airyfairy Inc.


« Reply #33 on: Sun 5 August, 2012 - 07:57 pm »

 Brought to you by dab
Logged

The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.
Annie Wilkes
>> Banned <<
*****

Karma: -3
Offline Offline

Posts: 60



« Reply #34 on: Sun 5 August, 2012 - 08:31 pm »

Every man should maintain their couscous.
Logged
Pages: [1] Go Up Print 
Jump to:  


Login with username, password and session length


Powered by SMF 1.1.19 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines
All Content © 2007 The Last Post all rights reserved
Page created in 0.14 seconds with 21 queries.