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« on: Wed 21 November, 2012 - 08:50 pm »

gonna install me some cameras to catch those wannabe thief scum 

what kind?
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« Reply #1 on: Wed 21 November, 2012 - 08:58 pm »

Doberman pinscher. (sp)  eek
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« Reply #2 on: Wed 21 November, 2012 - 09:08 pm »

no more dogs.

want cameras to catch the f**kers on my property.

will get smart phone alerts so I can send the police around...

alternatively I will lay in wait with a shotgun. 


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« Reply #3 on: Wed 21 November, 2012 - 09:14 pm »

where's that mouse?  eek
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« Reply #4 on: Wed 21 November, 2012 - 09:15 pm »

fairly average, cameras aren't high resolution
http://www.trademe.co.nz/home-living/security-locks-alarms/security-cameras/cctv/auction-534694857.htm

doesn't say what the resolution of the cameras are, but includes installation
http://www.trademe.co.nz/home-living/security-locks-alarms/security-cameras/cctv/auction-535442577.htm


average resolution cameras, but they have IR illumination for night time and plug and play cables
http://www.trademe.co.nz/home-living/security-locks-alarms/security-cameras/cctv/auction-533895735.htm

says 700 line for these cameras. if it's true then these should have excellent resolution. IR and premade cables
http://www.trademe.co.nz/home-living/security-locks-alarms/security-cameras/cctv/auction-533746043.htm

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« Reply #5 on: Wed 21 November, 2012 - 09:19 pm »

ya... started looking at online reviews of Logitech too... 
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« Reply #6 on: Wed 21 November, 2012 - 09:20 pm »

I don't want to install it myself, there is wool insulation in my roof cavity, it's like a dark smelly dead sheepy sauna 
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« Reply #7 on: Wed 21 November, 2012 - 09:21 pm »

ooooo super wizzy all HD with apps and s**t!!
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« Reply #8 on: Wed 21 November, 2012 - 09:24 pm »

I don't want to install it myself, there is wool insulation in my roof cavity, it's like a dark smelly dead sheepy sauna 

much better than pink batts.
install is easy. drill hole where cameras will go, poke cable up and get in ceiling with a pole with a hook on it, hook cable
to you, drop cables down inside cupboard/wardrobe. atatch camera to cables and screw up covering hole.

20 mins, sorted
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« Reply #9 on: Wed 21 November, 2012 - 09:24 pm »

I could rent sell lend give you a Teenager. They never leave the house, they are aggressive, they have good hearing, and they deter any prospective visitors from your property.  eek
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« Reply #10 on: Wed 21 November, 2012 - 09:30 pm »

just like a Chihuahua then?
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« Reply #11 on: Wed 21 November, 2012 - 09:40 pm »

Problem is they cost you more than a burglar would, and could easily empty your wallet before any burglar could get near it. 
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« Reply #12 on: Wed 21 November, 2012 - 09:49 pm »

just like a Chihuahua then?
No, Chihuahua's are cute.  eek
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« Reply #13 on: Wed 21 November, 2012 - 09:52 pm »

I don't think they're that expensive  eek

(Insurance aside) Even if they just grabbed everything from my shed I'd be out by more than the cost of surveillance and the cost to install a monitored alarm system... Tools and stuff add up to large sums very quickly... For now, I have cunningly put my most valuable possessions in the shed: rusty old s**t and round-up in case they come back.

Opportunistic thieves take whatever they can that's not bolted down (even if they can't do anything with it.)

It's why they keep coming back despite not having actually managed to steal anything. Even if they get into my house by breaking a window, the deadlocks, window locks etc make it not worth their while, they'd have to go back out a locked window with all the broken glass in the frame.

There's always the shotgun option. 
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« Reply #14 on: Wed 21 November, 2012 - 09:52 pm »

just like a Chihuahua then?
No, Chihuahua's are cute.  eek

bit bug-eyed though... 
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« Reply #15 on: Thu 22 November, 2012 - 08:41 pm »

Google Brussels Griffon.    We have one of those.
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« Reply #16 on: Thu 22 November, 2012 - 09:11 pm »

   hairy little gingarry f**kers... 
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« Reply #17 on: Thu 22 November, 2012 - 09:14 pm »

 
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« Reply #18 on: Thu 22 November, 2012 - 09:22 pm »

and the teens? hairy little gingarry f**kers?  eek
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« Reply #19 on: Thu 22 November, 2012 - 09:57 pm »

and the teens? hairy little gingarry f**kers?  eek
no, 1 blondie, 1 kinda mousey colour, and 2 black's.  eek
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« Reply #20 on: Fri 23 November, 2012 - 02:49 pm »

congratulation you prolific inseminator you  eek

you have a couple to spare huh? 
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« Reply #21 on: Fri 23 November, 2012 - 06:04 pm »

 
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« Reply #22 on: Fri 23 November, 2012 - 07:48 pm »

prolific inseminator


there's something for your CV   
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« Reply #23 on: Fri 23 November, 2012 - 07:50 pm »

prolific inseminator


there's something to regret.  
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« Reply #24 on: Fri 23 November, 2012 - 09:23 pm »

I have 2 words for you Red (although they're way too late)

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« Reply #25 on: Fri 23 November, 2012 - 09:24 pm »

Besides which, you have live-in security.  eek  How can you give that up? 
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« Reply #26 on: Fri 23 November, 2012 - 09:27 pm »

I have 2 words for you Red (although they're way too late)

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Been there done that.  eek  Bought a T shirt.
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« Reply #27 on: Fri 23 November, 2012 - 09:30 pm »

 High 5
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« Reply #28 on: Fri 23 November, 2012 - 09:31 pm »

To be fair, 2 of them are technically not mine.  eek
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« Reply #29 on: Fri 23 November, 2012 - 09:38 pm »

it's bloody hard to argue technicalities when it comes to them kid type things

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« Reply #30 on: Fri 23 November, 2012 - 09:42 pm »

I concur  eek
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« Reply #31 on: Fri 23 November, 2012 - 09:44 pm »

ok, maybe I should have said Biologically, not technically.  eek
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« Reply #32 on: Fri 23 November, 2012 - 09:45 pm »

mehh, they're in your house, they're pretty much yours despite the biologics (biologic is a f**king great word, spellcheck you f**king suck!)
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« Reply #33 on: Fri 23 November, 2012 - 09:47 pm »

mehh, they're in your house, they're pretty much yours despite the biologics (biologic is a f**king great word, spellcheck you f**king suck!)
Meh. 
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« Reply #34 on: Fri 23 November, 2012 - 09:48 pm »

oh go on, ya love it really

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« Reply #35 on: Sun 9 December, 2012 - 03:10 pm »

I could rent sell lend give you a Teenager. They never leave the house, they are aggressive, they have good hearing, and they deter any prospective visitors from your property.  eek

 
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