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« on: Wed 6 February, 2013 - 11:23 pm »

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these day
 A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Guinness?"
 The shop assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
 The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something, if I had asked for Italian sausage,
would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
 Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
 

The shop assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
 The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Guinness, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
 The clerk replied, "Because you're in Bunnings.."
 
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