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« on: Wed 6 February, 2013 - 10:32 pm »

The missus bought a Paperback
 down Bribie Island way
 I had a look inside her bag;
 T'was ’Fifty shades of grey’.

 Well I just left her to it,
 And at ten I went to bed.
 An hour later she appeared;
 The sight filled me with dread…..

 In her left she held a rope;
 And in her right a whip!
 She threw them down upon the floor,
 And then began to strip.

 Well fifty years or so ago;
 I might have had a peek;
 But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
 She's eighty four next week!!

 Watching Mabel and grind;
 Could not have been much grimmer.
 And things then went from bad to worse;
 She toppled off her Zimmer!

 She struggled back upon her feet;
 A couple minutes later;
 She put her teeth back in and said
 I am a dominater !!

 Now if you knew our Mabel,
 You'd see just why I spluttered,
 I'd spent two months in traction
 For the last complaint I'd uttered.

 She stood there nude and naked
 Bent forward just a bit
 I went to hold her, sensual like
 and stood upon her tit!

 Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
 My god what had I done!?
 She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
 "Step on the other one"!!

 Well dear readers, I can't tell no more;
 About what had occurred that day.
 Suffice to say my jet black hair,
 Turned fifty shades of Grey.

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« Reply #1 on: Thu 7 February, 2013 - 06:49 am »


Obi Wan Kanobi said. "I have never seen such a wretched hive of scum and villainy." Little did Obi Wan realize he was describing the National party.

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« Reply #2 on: Sun 7 April, 2013 - 08:49 pm »


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