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« on: Sat 2 March, 2013 - 09:15 pm »

to wake up in the morning the opposite sex, what is the first thing you'd do?
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« Reply #1 on: Sat 2 March, 2013 - 09:17 pm »

Booobs!!!   
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« Reply #2 on: Sat 2 March, 2013 - 09:25 pm »

Scratch my Balls Clitoris. and wander half asleep and naked to the loo.


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« Reply #3 on: Sat 2 March, 2013 - 09:28 pm »

why do guys scratch their balls as soon as the wake up, are they afraid the evil balls fairy came and stole them in the night? 
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« Reply #4 on: Sat 2 March, 2013 - 09:30 pm »

No...


We just like our Balls.  And they like to be scratched. 
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« Reply #5 on: Sat 2 March, 2013 - 09:31 pm »

Scratch my Balls Clitoris. and wander half asleep and naked to the loo.


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I would then probably wonder what happened to my balls, and panic a little bit.  eek
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« Reply #6 on: Sat 2 March, 2013 - 09:38 pm »

Go shoe shopping  High 5
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« Reply #7 on: Sun 3 March, 2013 - 11:41 am »

I would play with my vagina with one hand and my boobies with the other, probably wouldn't even get out of bed for the first day, the second day I'd go on the hunt for my first lesbian experience
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« Reply #8 on: Sun 3 March, 2013 - 01:55 pm »

 
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« Reply #9 on: Fri 22 March, 2013 - 11:43 pm »

I'd go get a vasectomy
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