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« on: Tue 26 March, 2013 - 11:06 pm »

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his
movements
So whats so hard about that
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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.

 
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« Reply #1 on: Wed 27 March, 2013 - 08:11 am »

that's a bit of a girly whinge-filled post to pop in The Man Cave... just saying... 
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« Reply #2 on: Wed 27 March, 2013 - 08:47 am »

Looks like it hit the spot 
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« Reply #3 on: Wed 27 March, 2013 - 12:23 pm »

that's a bit of a girly whinge-filled post to pop in The Man Cave... just saying... 

or it's a joke that men understand and women deny and accuse us of whinging  
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« Reply #4 on: Wed 27 March, 2013 - 01:06 pm »

I don't think that's too much to ask, and I think the man's list is missing some stuff.
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« Reply #5 on: Wed 27 March, 2013 - 01:20 pm »

Actually I get it, the man's list has been simplified for men to read.
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« Reply #6 on: Wed 27 March, 2013 - 01:54 pm »

Looks like it hit the spot 

 
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« Reply #7 on: Wed 27 March, 2013 - 02:33 pm »

Actually I get it, the man's list has been simplified for men to read.

No for the women to read, we don't need to read it
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« Reply #8 on: Wed 27 March, 2013 - 03:21 pm »

then why does it exist? 
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« Reply #9 on: Wed 27 March, 2013 - 03:38 pm »

Actually I get it, the man's list has been simplified for men to read.

No for the women to read, we don't need to read it

   but there aren't any pictures
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« Reply #10 on: Wed 27 March, 2013 - 06:34 pm »

no wonder men turn gay


 
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« Reply #11 on: Wed 27 March, 2013 - 06:50 pm »

but isn't the average gay man just as high maintenance as the average woman? eek
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« Reply #12 on: Wed 27 March, 2013 - 08:25 pm »

no wonder men turn gay


 
Yeah, Dan was on to something.   
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« Reply #13 on: Wed 27 March, 2013 - 09:29 pm »

confuddling thread 
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« Reply #14 on: Wed 27 March, 2013 - 10:47 pm »

Girls suck, boys are cool......pretty simple really 
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« Reply #15 on: Thu 28 March, 2013 - 12:47 am »

electrician, plumber, mechanic and carpenter... AND a gynaecologist

Who ever he is...marry the man...quick !
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« Reply #16 on: Thu 28 March, 2013 - 06:08 am »

electrician, plumber, mechanic and carpenter... AND a gynaecologist

Who ever he is...marry the man...quick !


    just aint gonna happen is it
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« Reply #17 on: Thu 28 March, 2013 - 06:12 am »

Just as a side question, do you think gyno's would make good lovers, given all their knowledge and experience of vaginas surely it must count a little bit  
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« Reply #18 on: Thu 28 March, 2013 - 08:52 am »

I know a cardiologist that smokes, a dietician that is anorexia, and a painter who has never finished painting his own house...I could go on. 
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« Reply #19 on: Thu 28 March, 2013 - 04:00 pm »

I made some inquiries about being a gynecologist once, but it's a big thing when you look into it  eek
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