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« on: Thu 23 May, 2013 - 10:38 pm »

can i have a job please stu??? i can do port forwarding and s**t
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« Reply #1 on: Thu 23 May, 2013 - 11:21 pm »

anyone can s**t
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« Reply #2 on: Thu 23 May, 2013 - 11:26 pm »

anyone can s**t
while they are port fowarding???
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« Reply #3 on: Thu 23 May, 2013 - 11:31 pm »

How onto it are you on Siemens PLC programming?  eek
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« Reply #4 on: Thu 23 May, 2013 - 11:33 pm »

How onto it are you on Siemens PLC programming?  eek
funny you should ask................... im not at all
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« Reply #5 on: Thu 23 May, 2013 - 11:38 pm »

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« Reply #6 on: Thu 23 May, 2013 - 11:46 pm »

ok, then I'll ask another Sparky. 
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« Reply #7 on: Thu 23 May, 2013 - 11:48 pm »

ok, then I'll ask another Sparky. 
ask a proper sparky
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« Reply #8 on: Thu 23 May, 2013 - 11:51 pm »

I thort you were one.  eek


Have you ever had anything to do with CA (controlled Atmosphere) systems in Coolstores?  eek
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« Reply #9 on: Thu 23 May, 2013 - 11:53 pm »

I thort you were one.  eek


Have you ever had anything to do with CA (controlled Atmosphere) systems in Coolstores?  eek
yeah i am i just never got into plc stuff. and nah no coolstore work either :stalker:
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« Reply #10 on: Thu 23 May, 2013 - 11:56 pm »

he just installs electrical gadgetry for rich mofos 
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« Reply #11 on: Thu 23 May, 2013 - 11:58 pm »

All good.... Just I'm having issues at work with an overmyheadtechnicalproblemthatIkindaunderstandbutneedclarificationfromatechnicalsparkyPLCsavvykindadude.  
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« Reply #12 on: Thu 23 May, 2013 - 11:58 pm »

he just installs electrical gadgetry for rich mofos 
and poor mofos.... and all the mofos in between
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« Reply #13 on: Thu 23 May, 2013 - 11:59 pm »

can i have a job please stu??? i can do port forwarding and s**t

Yeah nah
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« Reply #14 on: Thu 23 May, 2013 - 11:59 pm »

All good.... Just I'm having issues at work with an overmyheadtechnicalproblemthatIkindaunderstandbutneedclarificationfromatechnicalsparkyPLCsavvykindadude.  
well you can run it past me but i cant garuntee id be any help.... have alot of control experience but limited plc Box
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« Reply #15 on: Fri 24 May, 2013 - 12:00 am »

can i have a job please stu??? i can do port forwarding and s**t

Yeah nah
f**k you then, i quit eek
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« Reply #16 on: Fri 24 May, 2013 - 12:01 am »

Quit what?
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« Reply #17 on: Fri 24 May, 2013 - 12:02 am »

Quit what?
the stinking job you didn't give me

might go email bill gates
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« Reply #18 on: Fri 24 May, 2013 - 12:06 am »

he just installs electrical gadgetry for rich mofos 
and poor mofos.... and all the mofos in between

don't be so f**kin' egalitarian. You should make like the abercrombie&fitch CEO, just target certain types of peeps: Rich peeps. And charge through the nose. 
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« Reply #20 on: Fri 24 May, 2013 - 12:07 am »

he just installs electrical gadgetry for rich mofos 
and poor mofos.... and all the mofos in between

don't be so f**kin' egalitarian. You should make like the abercrombie&fitch CEO, just target certain types of peeps: Rich peeps. And charge through the nose. 
nah. most of the rich guys are strange f**kers.... id get sick of that real fast.... bit like dwarf shagging..
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« Reply #21 on: Fri 24 May, 2013 - 12:11 am »

nah. most of the rich guys are strange f**kers.... id get sick of that real fast.... bit like dwarf shagging..

just because some rich weirdo wanted you to have a threesome with himself and a dwarf prostitute. Get over it already! 
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« Reply #22 on: Fri 24 May, 2013 - 12:11 am »

nah. most of the rich guys are strange f**kers.... id get sick of that real fast.... bit like dwarf shagging..

just because some rich weirdo wanted you to have a threesome with himself and a dwarf prostitute. Get over it already! 
but the money was REALLY good
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« Reply #23 on: Fri 24 May, 2013 - 12:14 am »

f**k, I just typed a really big long explanation of Controlled Atmosphere fruit handling and s**t, then hit escape by mistake and lost the f**kin lot. 


Rats**t.
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« Reply #24 on: Fri 24 May, 2013 - 12:15 am »

f**k, I just typed a really big long explanation of Controlled Atmosphere fruit handling and s**t, then hit escape by mistake and lost the f**kin lot. 


Rats**t.

















 
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« Reply #25 on: Fri 24 May, 2013 - 12:19 am »

You've done s**t like that before too huh? 
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« Reply #26 on: Fri 24 May, 2013 - 12:21 am »

You've done s**t like that before too huh? 
panasonic phone systems are awesome for it..... try inputting 99 speed dials and not hitting "apply" before exiting page  Face Palm
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« Reply #27 on: Fri 24 May, 2013 - 12:53 am »

ok, I'll try this s**t again....

The reason you can buy out of season fruit in the Supermarket is because the fruit has been kept in CA, or a controlled atmosphere. Simplified, you suck out the oxygen and the carbon dioxide, and it kinda puts the fruit in a suspended animation scenario.

There are 2 systems necessary to establish this environment. Firstly, you use a Nitrogen seperator to remove O2 from the atrmosphere, and flush the room with N2. Secondly, you need to remove the Co2, as Fruit continue to respire for a long time after picking. This is done by 'scrubbing' the atmosphere in the room by pumping the air through a big, f**k off filter of activated carbon.

Depending on the variety etc, we need to maintain o2 levels of 1 to 2 %, and Co2 of less than 1.5%.

Now, my problem is this. We recently installed a Nitrogen injection system which instead of allowing air into the room at the start of a scrubbing cycle, it injects a blast of Nitrogen into the room.  There are 2 big receivers that need to be kept full at 150 PSI. When I want to fill the tanks, I have to manually override the system by winding the pressure switch on the compressor up so it stays under load all the time. Otherwise the compressor shuts down, the 3 way valve changes back and the receivers remain empty. 

I want to change the program so that when I want to fill the tanks, they  will fill, then automatically switch to the room that most needs Nitrogen.  eek
 
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« Reply #28 on: Fri 24 May, 2013 - 09:13 am »

ok, I'll try this s**t again....

The reason you can buy out of season fruit in the Supermarket is because the fruit has been kept in CA, or a controlled atmosphere. Simplified, you suck out the oxygen and the carbon dioxide, and it kinda puts the fruit in a suspended animation scenario.

There are 2 systems necessary to establish this environment. Firstly, you use a Nitrogen seperator to remove O2 from the atrmosphere, and flush the room with N2. Secondly, you need to remove the Co2, as Fruit continue to respire for a long time after picking. This is done by 'scrubbing' the atmosphere in the room by pumping the air through a big, f**k off filter of activated carbon.

Depending on the variety etc, we need to maintain o2 levels of 1 to 2 %, and Co2 of less than 1.5%.

Now, my problem is this. We recently installed a Nitrogen injection system which instead of allowing air into the room at the start of a scrubbing cycle, it injects a blast of Nitrogen into the room.  There are 2 big receivers that need to be kept full at 150 PSI. When I want to fill the tanks, I have to manually override the system by winding the pressure switch on the compressor up so it stays under load all the time. Otherwise the compressor shuts down, the 3 way valve changes back and the receivers remain empty. 

I want to change the program so that when I want to fill the tanks, they  will fill, then automatically switch to the room that most needs Nitrogen.  eek
 

makes sense to me but you would need a plc man, and possibly some transducers on the recievers so that they dont go over pressure when filling   interesting set up though
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« Reply #29 on: Fri 24 May, 2013 - 03:55 pm »

can i have a job please stu??? i can do port forwarding and s**t

Yeah nah
i wouldn't either. got to work today and decided that i would use my new found knowledge to open a port to our workshop dvr.... pretty straight forward some might say till you inadvertantly do something wrong and close the printer port for our offsite hosting by changing the printers ip address       luckily i found and fixed the problem pretty quickly
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« Reply #30 on: Fri 24 May, 2013 - 11:11 pm »

ok, I'll try this s**t again....

The reason you can buy out of season fruit in the Supermarket is because the fruit has been kept in CA, or a controlled atmosphere. Simplified, you suck out the oxygen and the carbon dioxide, and it kinda puts the fruit in a suspended animation scenario.

There are 2 systems necessary to establish this environment. Firstly, you use a Nitrogen seperator to remove O2 from the atrmosphere, and flush the room with N2. Secondly, you need to remove the Co2, as Fruit continue to respire for a long time after picking. This is done by 'scrubbing' the atmosphere in the room by pumping the air through a big, f**k off filter of activated carbon.

Depending on the variety etc, we need to maintain o2 levels of 1 to 2 %, and Co2 of less than 1.5%.

Now, my problem is this. We recently installed a Nitrogen injection system which instead of allowing air into the room at the start of a scrubbing cycle, it injects a blast of Nitrogen into the room.  There are 2 big receivers that need to be kept full at 150 PSI. When I want to fill the tanks, I have to manually override the system by winding the pressure switch on the compressor up so it stays under load all the time. Otherwise the compressor shuts down, the 3 way valve changes back and the receivers remain empty. 

I want to change the program so that when I want to fill the tanks, they  will fill, then automatically switch to the room that most needs Nitrogen.  eek
 

makes sense to me but you would need a plc man, and possibly some transducers on the recievers so that they dont go over pressure when filling   interesting set up though
It is a very interesting set up, if you google isolcell italy, it may give you a better idea of what I'm talking about. The Nitrogen receivers already have a pressure switch on them, so they can't over pressurise, and the main pressure switch on the Compressor will override everything anyway.
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« Reply #31 on: Fri 24 May, 2013 - 11:35 pm »

this thread could only become techgeekier if it included a Tardis...

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« Reply #32 on: Sat 25 May, 2013 - 12:06 am »

That Tardis looks a little like a C02 scrubber.  eek


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« Reply #33 on: Sat 25 May, 2013 - 09:25 am »

This is a scrubber

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« Reply #34 on: Sat 25 May, 2013 - 02:40 pm »

They're always emphasizing, Pete Evan's love of fish, on MKR.   
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« Reply #35 on: Sat 25 May, 2013 - 03:47 pm »

yuck, Nicky Watson in a chain bikini... I need eye-bleaching   
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« Reply #36 on: Sun 26 May, 2013 - 02:01 am »

wtf  eek
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« Reply #37 on: Sun 26 May, 2013 - 07:19 pm »

how did u get onto a course like that?
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« Reply #38 on: Sun 26 May, 2013 - 10:05 pm »

how did u get onto a course like that?
is that a genuine question or a jab at my below average intelligence?
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« Reply #39 on: Sun 26 May, 2013 - 10:23 pm »

I thought it was genuine, but now you mention it
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« Reply #40 on: Sun 26 May, 2013 - 10:41 pm »

I thought it was genuine, but now you mention it
  that's why I thought I'd ask
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« Reply #41 on: Sun 26 May, 2013 - 10:56 pm »

so as an electrician of below average intelligence, have you ever electrocuted any of your clients? 

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« Reply #42 on: Sun 26 May, 2013 - 10:56 pm »

or yourself? 

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« Reply #43 on: Sun 26 May, 2013 - 10:57 pm »

so as an electrician of below average intelligence, have you ever electrocuted any of your clients? 


not to my knowledge no
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« Reply #44 on: Sun 26 May, 2013 - 10:59 pm »

or yourself? 


given the origin of the word electrocution and the fact I'm here typing........... no
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« Reply #45 on: Sun 26 May, 2013 - 11:04 pm »

just checking, you might be a zombie electrician which, would explain the braincell deficit... 
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« Reply #46 on: Sun 26 May, 2013 - 11:17 pm »

just checking, you might be a zombie electrician which, would explain the braincell deficit... 
this is very true
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« Reply #47 on: Mon 27 May, 2013 - 12:28 am »

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« Reply #48 on: Mon 27 May, 2013 - 08:00 am »

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« Reply #49 on: Mon 27 May, 2013 - 09:14 pm »

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