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« on: Tue 10 September, 2013 - 03:05 pm »

with big testes, they may be more fun in the sack but if you want to raise kids with them apparently they are better baby makers than rearers (What a load of Ball)

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11122386

It's cross cultures for a start, other environmental, cultural, social, religious, traditional factors whould all come into play - not just the size of the nuts.
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« Reply #1 on: Tue 10 September, 2013 - 05:04 pm »

So once he's fathered the kid, chop his nuts off 
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« Reply #2 on: Tue 10 September, 2013 - 05:14 pm »

True. That might work 


But what about the fun in the sack?
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« Reply #3 on: Tue 10 September, 2013 - 06:26 pm »

   so that is where I went wrong    Face Palm


in my defence, where is the chart that tells us mens balls come in such varying sizes?
when we are young and inexperienced about such vitally important  things one should know about men in general, where IS this information?

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« Reply #4 on: Tue 10 September, 2013 - 08:20 pm »

That information was in men's pants, should have helped yourself 
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« Reply #5 on: Tue 10 September, 2013 - 08:33 pm »

eeewwww

 I'd have to ask when they last washed first though

 

before asking them to drop trousers so I could measure


Besides, no body told us about balls, they just warned against the big dicks out there




 
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« Reply #6 on: Tue 10 September, 2013 - 09:03 pm »

Big dicks like Grumpy 
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« Reply #7 on: Tue 10 September, 2013 - 09:32 pm »

why do they like Grumpy?


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« Reply #8 on: Tue 10 September, 2013 - 09:39 pm »

I don't know why anyone likes Grumpy 
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« Reply #9 on: Tue 10 September, 2013 - 10:41 pm »

I don't know anyone who likes Grumpy 
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« Reply #10 on: Tue 10 September, 2013 - 11:46 pm »

 
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« Reply #11 on: Wed 11 September, 2013 - 12:13 am »

http://ehealthforum.com/health/topic77242.html#ixzz2eU63ybec

Testicles reach their final dimensions during puberty. After puberty, the testicles dont grow any more. Average dimensions of the testicles are: length 4.5-5cm, width 2.5-3cm and thickness 2-2.5cm.; about comparable to the egg of a pigeon. You cant do anything to make your testicles to grow more.




that was strangely more than I really wanted to know.
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« Reply #12 on: Wed 11 September, 2013 - 02:31 am »

eeewwww

 I'd have to ask when they last washed first though

 

before asking them to drop trousers so I could measure


Besides, no body told us about balls, they just warned against the big dicks out there




 

 
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« Reply #13 on: Wed 11 September, 2013 - 11:45 am »

This was on TV3 morning news this morning, I don't know why.    Anyway the next time you go to the park look at out for all the guys strutting around ignoring their kids LMAO.
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« Reply #14 on: Wed 11 September, 2013 - 04:49 pm »

maybe when they're bigger more time is taken up with adjusting them
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« Reply #15 on: Wed 11 September, 2013 - 10:08 pm »

if they weren't so f**king horrendously hairy maybe they wouldn't need so much 'adjustment'   

womens' bits are so much tidier, even with stragglers 
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« Reply #16 on: Wed 11 September, 2013 - 10:26 pm »

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« Reply #17 on: Wed 11 September, 2013 - 10:26 pm »

Can you please demonstrate your theory, with pictures.  
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« Reply #18 on: Wed 11 September, 2013 - 11:03 pm »

And saliva 
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« Reply #19 on: Wed 11 September, 2013 - 11:54 pm »

euwwwwwwwww  eek

men's bits are f**kin' weird twitchy little Loch Ness pant monsters
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« Reply #20 on: Thu 12 September, 2013 - 02:57 am »

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« Reply #21 on: Thu 12 September, 2013 - 11:02 am »

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« Reply #22 on: Thu 12 September, 2013 - 12:59 pm »

I went out with a guy once who waxed down there...now that was weird. 
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« Reply #23 on: Thu 12 September, 2013 - 01:34 pm »

waxed   eek   did he have balls of steel?   eek
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« Reply #24 on: Thu 12 September, 2013 - 03:06 pm »

   Brought to you by dab  I don't know; I don't want to talk about it anymore.  Face Palm 
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« Reply #25 on: Thu 12 September, 2013 - 09:41 pm »

euwwwwwwwww  eek

men's bits are f**kin' weird twitchy little Loch Ness pant monsters


 
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« Reply #26 on: Thu 12 September, 2013 - 10:55 pm »

they are  eek
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« Reply #27 on: Thu 12 September, 2013 - 11:05 pm »

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« Reply #28 on: Thu 12 September, 2013 - 11:07 pm »

euwwwwwwwww  eek

men's bits are f**kin' weird twitchy little Loch Ness pant monsters
How would you know? Thort you were Asexual.  eek
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« Reply #29 on: Thu 12 September, 2013 - 11:17 pm »

I bet her hard drivessssss are full of cock 
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« Reply #31 on: Fri 13 September, 2013 - 08:57 am »

even asexual women get offered loch ness pant monsters with unwanted and alarming frequency 
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« Reply #32 on: Fri 13 September, 2013 - 09:22 am »

even asexual women get offered loch ness pant monsters with unwanted and alarming frequency 


I truly believe that too
men are such desperate creatures arent they


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« Reply #33 on: Fri 13 September, 2013 - 10:03 am »

Not all men Angel
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« Reply #34 on: Fri 13 September, 2013 - 10:34 am »

Too high off the ground to eat grass....gottta be fed....
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« Reply #35 on: Fri 13 September, 2013 - 10:43 am »

Not all men Angel
thank the gods for small mercies 
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« Reply #36 on: Fri 13 September, 2013 - 10:53 am »

Probably really small at that.






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