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« on: Tue 22 October, 2013 - 08:42 pm »

Carol, a blonde city girl, marries John, a Cornish dairy farmer.

One morning, on his way out to check on  the cows, farmer John says
to   Carol, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of
our cows today. I drove a nail into  the rail above the cow's stall
in the  barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
So then the farmer leaves for the  fields.

After a while, the  insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Carol takes him down to the barn.
They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him,
'This is the one . . . right here.'

Terribly impressed by  what he seemed to think just might be another
ditzy blonde, the man asks,
'Tell me, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?'

'That's simple; by the nail over its stall', Carol explains confidently.

Then the man asks, 'What's the nail for?'

She turns and starts to walk away and again with complete confidence says over her shoulder,
'Well I assume it's for you to hang your trousers on.'
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« Reply #1 on: Tue 22 October, 2013 - 08:54 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: Tue 22 October, 2013 - 08:58 pm »


“Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!”
― Anton Szandor LaVey, The Satanic Bible
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