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« on: Mon 23 December, 2013 - 01:23 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: Mon 23 December, 2013 - 01:24 pm »

why is he showing off his bum? bit gay...  Bah Humbug
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« Reply #2 on: Mon 23 December, 2013 - 01:29 pm »

I asked him to, really needed the whole profile to appreciate the contour of the artwork 
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« Reply #3 on: Wed 25 December, 2013 - 03:34 pm »

  what tattoo?
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« Reply #4 on: Wed 25 December, 2013 - 03:39 pm »

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« Reply #5 on: Thu 26 December, 2013 - 12:22 am »

mmmm nice arse 
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« Reply #6 on: Thu 26 December, 2013 - 01:48 am »

Go JJ 
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« Reply #7 on: Thu 26 December, 2013 - 10:00 am »

mmmm nice arse 


 
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« Reply #8 on: Wed 29 January, 2014 - 09:55 pm »

OMFG...that's a nice tattoo  eek

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« Reply #9 on: Wed 29 January, 2014 - 09:56 pm »

Yeah

That's what I was thinking too...  High 5
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« Reply #11 on: Wed 29 January, 2014 - 11:59 pm »

OMFG...that's a nice tattoo  eek



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« Reply #12 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 12:00 am »

   that's not real is it?    eek
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« Reply #13 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 07:32 am »

cucumber.....
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« Reply #14 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 10:52 am »

oh
 I dont like cucumbers
as for that pommy summer tradition, the cucumber sandwich      they're mad.
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« Reply #15 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 12:04 pm »

cucumber and garlic sandwiches......MMMMMMMmmm
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« Reply #16 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 12:06 pm »

Cucumber and aioli sauce?  

 Face Palm omg my mind is in the gutter hope no-one saw that
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« Reply #17 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 12:09 pm »

Cucumber and aioli sauce?  

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Perfect...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #18 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 12:31 pm »

cucumber and garlic sandwiches......MMMMMMMmmm

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« Reply #19 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 12:32 pm »

Cucumber and aioli sauce?  

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   disgusting!!!
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« Reply #20 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 01:26 pm »

It looked worst before I changed it from cumcumber to the correct spelling. 
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« Reply #21 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 03:07 pm »

dont worry, I got the cum part anyway   the residue(? ) meaning was still there as if you hadnt changed mopped it up
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« Reply #22 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 04:31 pm »

I got no idea what you're talking about.

On a side note my colleague who is naive about some things just cause she like hails from a desert island where technology is a bit behind and church is a sure thing...anyways we both get dailydoo deals sent to our work emails, and interestingly enough there's an adult section so every so often we get emails full of adult sex aid sales, not something that we signed up for you understand.  So she's studying the dailydoo deal and was shocked at the price of a particular item on sale at $69, So I said to her...It's ridiculous isn't it, you can buy a whole bag of carrots at the moment for $1.99 or at pak n save two cucumbers for $2!

She gave me the funniest look and a delayed burst of laughter...that was fun. 


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« Reply #23 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 07:25 pm »

If his cock is that big, how come he has no balls? 
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« Reply #24 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 07:37 pm »

stop looking  eek
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« Reply #26 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 08:22 pm »

stop looking  eek
I did, but that doesn't answer my question.  eek
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« Reply #27 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 08:31 pm »

Well.... I hadn't really noticed that part before as this is the 'nice tattoos thread'...but now that you mention it...what I think just from a very quick glimpse is, he has good supportive briefs on with double glazing in the center area, so I'd take a calculated guess and say they probably are big but nicely hidden in an extra layer of very expensive cotton brief.

So...what do you think of his tattoo? I think it's great!
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« Reply #28 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 08:44 pm »

so how long has he been farming shelfish?
 






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« Reply #29 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 08:50 pm »

see, even a geoduck has balls. 
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« Reply #30 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 08:56 pm »

It's still wonky  eek
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« Reply #31 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 10:22 pm »

see, even a geoduck has balls. 

yes but it's not wearing expensive supportive underwear is it. 
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« Reply #32 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 11:16 pm »

His balls are tucked up inside, Red's just pretending he doesn't know that trick 
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« Reply #33 on: Thu 30 January, 2014 - 11:52 pm »

who cares about balls anyway  soo cited  annoying baby maker thingies  - dont need those   
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« Reply #34 on: Fri 31 January, 2014 - 04:38 am »

No, annoying baby maker thingees are women 
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« Reply #35 on: Fri 31 January, 2014 - 07:56 am »

sexist git 
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« Reply #36 on: Fri 31 January, 2014 - 09:15 am »

it's true though
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« Reply #37 on: Fri 31 January, 2014 - 02:58 pm »

who cares about balls anyway  soo cited  annoying baby maker thingies  - dont need those   

Always look on the bright side of life...lalalalalalalalalalala  yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #38 on: Fri 31 January, 2014 - 05:13 pm »

the male TLPers are spending a lot of time in this thread... 
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« Reply #39 on: Fri 31 January, 2014 - 05:56 pm »

I'm still trying to figure out what the fuss is about over a tattoo 
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« Reply #40 on: Fri 31 January, 2014 - 06:39 pm »

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« Reply #41 on: Fri 31 January, 2014 - 06:44 pm »



that's some bloody gorgeous artwork right there! 
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« Reply #42 on: Fri 31 January, 2014 - 08:14 pm »

Think tattoos are dumb and turned off by them on women 
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« Reply #43 on: Fri 31 January, 2014 - 08:16 pm »


Now that's a nice Arse! 
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« Reply #44 on: Fri 31 January, 2014 - 09:01 pm »

Think tattoos are dumb and turned off by them on women 

Phew...that keeps a lot of women safe then.
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« Reply #45 on: Fri 31 January, 2014 - 09:04 pm »

 Badum tish
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« Reply #46 on: Fri 31 January, 2014 - 09:35 pm »

Well this thread went downhill 
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« Reply #47 on: Fri 31 January, 2014 - 10:13 pm »

 


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« Reply #48 on: Fri 31 January, 2014 - 10:55 pm »

so not for you then bob ....?








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« Reply #49 on: Fri 31 January, 2014 - 11:05 pm »

Maybe the bottom one, in the dark, but I'd still have conflicting emotions and judge myself harshly in the morning 
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