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« on: Sat 24 May, 2014 - 09:57 pm »

Saw this the day, loved the way it was written:

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Someday, if you have patience, your beard will be soft and downy. On that day, your woman will find comfort in your beard as she nuzzles up to you. When she has a hard day, your beard will be a beard to cry in, absorbing her precious tears.

When you become a manly father, your child will find endless fascination with your beard. He’ll grab it, pull it, yank on it, play with it. Power through the pain like you powered through the itch. The boy is just showing his appreciation of your beard.

When you join the workforce, all of your coworkers will stand in awe of your beard. Walking into work with a beard instantly gives you command and dignity. Coworkers will flock to you for advice and counsel. You’ll receive promotion after promotion for your wisdom and hard work. In short, my bearded friends, if you power through the itch, the world will respect you.

GROW A BEARD.

http://www.growabeardnow.com/beard-itch/

Who wouldn't grow a beard after all that
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« Reply #1 on: Sat 24 May, 2014 - 10:00 pm »

http://wtffunfacts.com/17-reasons-never-everr-shave-beard-17-photos/?utm_source=Social&utm_medium=matan&utm_campaign=bv













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« Reply #2 on: Sat 24 May, 2014 - 10:02 pm »

  
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« Reply #3 on: Sat 24 May, 2014 - 10:16 pm »

 


So stu is growing a beard. 
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« Reply #4 on: Sat 24 May, 2014 - 10:28 pm »

  you and weevil should too
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« Reply #6 on: Sat 24 May, 2014 - 10:42 pm »

you and weevil should too

already got one! 
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« Reply #7 on: Sat 24 May, 2014 - 10:43 pm »

http://www.remingtonproducts.com/~/media/Images/Remington/ForWomen/TertiarySectionFront/PersonalGroomers_v2.ashx?w=542&h=302&bc=transparent&as=1&thn=1
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« Reply #8 on: Sun 25 May, 2014 - 09:09 am »

you and weevil should too

already got one! 

sweet, after reading the above?
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« Reply #9 on: Sun 25 May, 2014 - 10:01 am »

I have one all around my lips too.   
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« Reply #10 on: Sun 25 May, 2014 - 10:06 am »

He's talking about on your face. 
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« Reply #11 on: Sun 25 May, 2014 - 10:14 am »

      I wonder if weevil knows this
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« Reply #12 on: Sun 25 May, 2014 - 10:17 am »

And, you know the rules... Photos or we don't believe you. 
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« Reply #13 on: Sun 25 May, 2014 - 11:10 am »

  there's a ?lovely guy at work who has grown a bushy beard when one of his workmates made a joke about it the other day and I think it was something rude, he got the biggest blush on, I could clearly see it under the beard.anyway it was kinda cute.

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« Reply #14 on: Sun 25 May, 2014 - 11:45 am »

And, you know the rules... Photos or we don't believe you. 









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« Reply #15 on: Sun 25 May, 2014 - 05:35 pm »

Who eats clams? 
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« Reply #16 on: Sun 25 May, 2014 - 05:37 pm »

Weevil 
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« Reply #17 on: Sun 25 May, 2014 - 06:37 pm »

I'm vegetarian and have been for decades
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« Reply #18 on: Sun 25 May, 2014 - 06:38 pm »

Clams are veg 
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« Reply #19 on: Sun 25 May, 2014 - 06:40 pm »

Clams are veg 
Bearded clams are....
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« Reply #20 on: Sun 25 May, 2014 - 06:41 pm »

  there you go then
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« Reply #21 on: Sat 31 May, 2014 - 05:13 pm »

Clams are veg 
Bearded clams are....
Should check the packaging for traces of peanuts'.
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« Reply #22 on: Sat 31 May, 2014 - 08:10 pm »

Red sent me this pic to show me how foxy he was when he was younger.

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« Reply #23 on: Sat 31 May, 2014 - 08:12 pm »

 Brought to you by dab
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« Reply #24 on: Sat 31 May, 2014 - 08:15 pm »

That explains a few things 
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« Reply #25 on: Sat 31 May, 2014 - 08:39 pm »

Red sent me this pic to show me how foxy he was when he was younger.



That's not Red. That's Red's mum. 
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« Reply #30 on: Mon 9 June, 2014 - 11:07 am »

I flicked that to a guy I know with a beard.
He laughed and said ain't that the truth!


 
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« Reply #31 on: Wed 11 June, 2014 - 08:02 pm »

Introduction: There can be little doubt that facial hair played a significant role in past societies.Through time beards have been ascribed various symbolic attributes, such as sexual virility, wisdom and high social status, but conversely barbarism, eccentricity and Satanism. The presence or absence of a beard has alternately embraced ‘notions of eros and thanatos, east and west, good and evil, youth and decrepitude, and masculinity and femininity’. The decision to wear a beard is often deliberate and may denote a man’s religious, political, cultural, social or sexual affiliation. Beards or their removal can serve to conceal or reveal and thus in the past may have been linked to concepts of transformation, disguise, metamorphosis or exposure.

From the point in time when humans first began to wear clothes, beards became the primary feature by which to distinguish visually between men and women and therefore possibly the primary defining feature of maleness. It is plausible that amongst some cultures the more hirsute the man, the more masculine he was perceived to be. The progression from symbol of masculinity to indicator of virility may have been a logical one. Indeed, research suggests that the beard grows faster during periods when a man is sexually active, and some psychoanalysts claim that shaving is an act of auto-castration. Irish folklore reveals that it is unlucky for a man to allow a woman to shave his beard, as he is in danger of losing his virility and strength. The Philosophy of Beards, published in 1880, similarly concluded that ‘the absence of beard is usually a sign of physical and moral weakness’.

At different times in the Church’s history beardlessness was seen to reflect a celibate life, with the beard linked to sexual activity, the devil and evil. Removal of the beard was deemed necessary for salvation in the seventh century. However, by the ninth century Catholic priests wore beards while the Greek Church remained clean-shaven, but in medieval times the reverse was the case. In 1096 the archbishop of Rouen proclaimed that bearded men should be excluded from the church and in 1102 a decree from Venice banned long beards. Other religious traditions uphold specific rules in relation to beards. One of the five obligations of a baptised Sikh male is ‘to keep his hair and beard uncut’. As Mohammed did not shave, Orthodox Muslims follow suit and the greatest oath is to swear by the beard of the Prophet. Removal of facial hair is seen as a disobedience to Allah and is described as disfiguring, effeminate, an act of self-mutilation and an imitation of non-believers. Similarly, Orthodox Jews wear their beards long, one explanation being that ‘God gave man a beard to distinguish him from woman and that it is therefore wrong to antagonise nature’.



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« Reply #33 on: Sat 14 June, 2014 - 08:49 pm »

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« Reply #34 on: Sat 14 June, 2014 - 09:00 pm »

 eek

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« Reply #36 on: Sat 14 June, 2014 - 10:11 pm »

I don't wear glasses. 
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« Reply #37 on: Sun 15 June, 2014 - 12:28 am »

  Cousin Itt ??
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« Reply #38 on: Tue 17 June, 2014 - 09:24 am »



Kinda like the beard here.   
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« Reply #39 on: Tue 17 June, 2014 - 09:48 am »

Yep 
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« Reply #40 on: Tue 17 June, 2014 - 10:14 am »

  HE'S SO HUNKY!!!!
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« Reply #41 on: Tue 17 June, 2014 - 10:19 am »

Superman's beard



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« Reply #42 on: Tue 17 June, 2014 - 11:16 am »

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« Reply #43 on: Tue 17 June, 2014 - 11:18 am »

It's not gay! It's awesome!
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« Reply #44 on: Tue 17 June, 2014 - 12:08 pm »

You could talk about man fat here. 
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« Reply #45 on: Tue 17 June, 2014 - 01:59 pm »

It's not gay! It's awesome!

The thread's about beards moron, not guys you want to bum f**k
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« Reply #46 on: Tue 17 June, 2014 - 02:35 pm »

You could talk about man fat here. 



    Great way to hide the double chin.
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« Reply #47 on: Tue 17 June, 2014 - 03:08 pm »

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« Reply #48 on: Tue 17 June, 2014 - 03:18 pm »

 
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