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« on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 07:59 pm »

Regarding chicks, for Opti, 'High maintenance' = 'Too f*cking hot to be with me.'


 
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« Reply #1 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:00 pm »

whereas for you a "high maintenance" chick is one that requires you to keep a puncture repair kit handy during sex eek
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« Reply #2 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:01 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:37 pm »

 
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« Reply #4 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:55 pm »

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« Reply #5 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:59 pm »

b***h eek
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« Reply #6 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:59 pm »

Have you seen "Lars and the Real Girl"? cause you are nothing like Ryan Gosling... 
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« Reply #7 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:00 pm »

and that was directed at.....?
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« Reply #8 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:02 pm »

the blow-up doll lover
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« Reply #9 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:02 pm »

Quote s**t!
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« Reply #10 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:03 pm »

Quote s**t!

gerbil nuts!
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« Reply #11 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:05 pm »

guinea pig vagina!
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« Reply #12 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:16 pm »


makes no sense
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« Reply #13 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:18 pm »

this website should help
http://www.cavyspirit.com/sexing.htm
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« Reply #14 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:38 pm »

Get Out !!!
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« Reply #15 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 11:04 pm »

soooo you start a thread about me, and then get pissy when I'm funnier than you and want me to get out??? how bout 
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« Reply #16 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 11:05 pm »

I don't want you and Pee getting messy stuff all over the floor
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« Reply #17 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 11:06 pm »

pee has gone to sex her guinea pig
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« Reply #18 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 11:09 pm »

Too late  :stalker:
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« Reply #19 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 11:16 pm »


 eek














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« Reply #20 on: Thu 30 October, 2014 - 09:59 am »

Omg its a Guinea pig with an armoured vagina.  eek
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« Reply #21 on: Thu 30 October, 2014 - 04:40 pm »

    pool room thread   
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« Reply #22 on: Thu 30 October, 2014 - 04:57 pm »

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« Reply #24 on: Fri 31 October, 2014 - 08:33 am »

 opti
 will ya stop being so gay!

youre married to a woman!!  that such bad form




 
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« Reply #25 on: Fri 31 October, 2014 - 08:44 am »

   pool room thread   
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« Reply #26 on: Fri 31 October, 2014 - 08:43 pm »

 High 5
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« Reply #27 on: Fri 31 October, 2014 - 10:08 pm »

all of yous
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« Reply #28 on: Sat 1 November, 2014 - 04:58 pm »



 yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #29 on: Sat 1 November, 2014 - 05:04 pm »

Shouldn't this thread be renamed "Ohhhh ... I Get Sex from Blow-up Dolls" 
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« Reply #30 on: Sat 1 November, 2014 - 07:06 pm »

Bet they still put up a fight 
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« Reply #31 on: Sat 1 November, 2014 - 07:40 pm »

Those b***hes do, too, once they've got honey al over them
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« Reply #32 on: Sat 1 November, 2014 - 08:14 pm »

See there's the problem you just need to dip your dick in the honey jar 
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« Reply #33 on: Sat 1 November, 2014 - 08:53 pm »

It does reach into the jar doesn't it 
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« Reply #34 on: Sat 1 November, 2014 - 09:46 pm »

It does reach into the jar doesn't it 

   going by experience?
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« Reply #35 on: Sat 1 November, 2014 - 10:35 pm »

I'm the family sized jar kinda guy 
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« Reply #36 on: Sun 2 November, 2014 - 10:43 am »

 

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« Reply #37 on: Sun 2 November, 2014 - 01:52 pm »

I'm the mouse family sized jar kinda guy 

 
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« Reply #38 on: Sun 2 November, 2014 - 03:34 pm »

Those b***hes do, too, once they've got honey al over them

Do they still go down on you though?
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« Reply #39 on: Sun 2 November, 2014 - 11:27 pm »

if they do he takes them back for a refund Badum tish
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« Reply #40 on: Sun 2 November, 2014 - 11:50 pm »

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=blow+up+doll+puncture+repair+kit
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« Reply #41 on: Fri 16 October, 2015 - 04:57 pm »



Opt?! 

 

A ghost?


I'm the mouse family sized jar kinda guy 

 

I wonder if JJ ever saw this.  eek
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« Reply #42 on: Fri 16 October, 2015 - 07:01 pm »

 
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