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« on: Fri 6 November, 2015 - 06:28 am »

 

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Obi Wan Kanobi said. "I have never seen such a wretched hive of scum and villainy." Little did Obi Wan realize he was describing the National party.
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« Reply #1 on: Fri 6 November, 2015 - 11:44 am »

Topical John Key, used topically, can irrite open wounds 
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« Reply #2 on: Fri 6 November, 2015 - 04:14 pm »

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Prime Minister John Key says he "can't help being eye candy".

This week Mr Key was ranked the 48th hottest leader in the world in the online Hottest Heads of State list.

Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck, the king of Bhutan, topped the list, just edging out photogenic Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau.


Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck, the king of Bhutan, topped the list. Photo / Getty Images

Mr Key is in the top 25 per cent and edges the likes of Queen Elizabeth II, Pope Francis and Angela Merkel of Germany.

On More FM this morning, Mr Key said the 47 leaders in front of him must be "pretty excited".

"I can't help being eye candy. It's just one of those things. It's the way it goes."


 


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« Reply #3 on: Fri 6 November, 2015 - 04:37 pm »

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« Reply #4 on: Fri 6 November, 2015 - 06:01 pm »

Rub John Key topical lotion in a circular motion into the sensitive area until waves of euphoric pleasure sweep away any perceived pain, repeat as often as needed 
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« Reply #5 on: Fri 6 November, 2015 - 07:49 pm »

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