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« on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 08:52 pm »

We love our girls! pudding tonight  




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« Reply #1 on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 09:00 pm »

Is that chicken pudding 
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« Reply #2 on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 09:06 pm »

OMG, was to die for the tang of the passion fruit with the crunchy outside and middle just melted in your mouth.  Free range whites...you like free range whites don't you? Don't mind me I'm on a sugar high.

It's friggin pavlova you heathen. I made it my ownself 
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« Reply #3 on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 09:07 pm »

What would this rate on your erection scale?
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« Reply #4 on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 09:16 pm »

 


It would rate on my moist scale ..... Totally mouth watering, that!
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« Reply #5 on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 09:23 pm »

Talk of a moist scale rates a 10 on my erection scale  eek
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« Reply #6 on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 09:27 pm »

 eek







 
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« Reply #7 on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 09:51 pm »

dirty blighters. Get a room gimpcouple 
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« Reply #8 on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 09:54 pm »

 Brought to you by dab
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« Reply #9 on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 10:23 pm »

Look what they did to you cake ...Ma     took you so long to bake it too
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« Reply #10 on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 10:24 pm »

Weevil is such a filthy minded thing
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« Reply #11 on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 10:31 pm »

 
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« Reply #12 on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 10:32 pm »

So will tomorrows pudding be a sticky date?
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« Reply #13 on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 11:13 pm »

Weevil is such a filthy minded thing

Nonsense. Now we know what you and gimpyfoot do with poor innocent pavlovas - we'll never look at them the same... 
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« Reply #14 on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 11:17 pm »

So will tomorrows pudding be a sticky date?

 

No wait!!!



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« Reply #15 on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 11:18 pm »

stop making me make this face you dirty sods   eek
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« Reply #16 on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 11:20 pm »

Stop fibbing  you love it

Probably has a moist rating of 10,for you. A match for bob!
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« Reply #17 on: Sun 17 April, 2016 - 11:33 pm »

I don't have a moistometre. 

Witnessing this has scarred me for life. Who knew that "pavlova" was a euphemism for some grotty sticky-date R18 nastyness   
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« Reply #18 on: Wed 19 April, 2017 - 09:51 pm »

my religious version

Easter pav

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« Reply #19 on: Thu 20 April, 2017 - 10:00 am »

Omg


 
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« Reply #20 on: Thu 20 April, 2017 - 01:50 pm »

What would this rate on your erection scale?



It's been a year and everything has healed up nicely...... no more scales on my erection  yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #21 on: Thu 20 April, 2017 - 07:13 pm »

  I've heard about scaly cock, I heard it's caught through sticking your dick in dead fish heads for pleasure, I can understand if you were blind down on Vivian street but...you haven't got that excuse have you ...gross man. 
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« Reply #22 on: Thu 20 April, 2017 - 08:48 pm »

Yes and who fights over fish heads ............
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« Reply #23 on: Tue 25 April, 2017 - 06:51 pm »

Look at my pav, ya ahole.



I made this one too.
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« Reply #24 on: Tue 25 April, 2017 - 09:58 pm »

No strawberries  Bah Humbug
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« Reply #25 on: Wed 26 April, 2017 - 09:23 am »

I'm getting an urge to bake a pav now, by golly you've got the recepe just right there lux.
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« Reply #27 on: Fri 19 May, 2017 - 08:04 pm »

As you can see by the height of this Pav I am quite skilled  

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« Reply #28 on: Sat 20 May, 2017 - 01:42 am »

A women's skills are not measured by the girth of her pav 
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« Reply #29 on: Sat 20 May, 2017 - 01:55 pm »

That pav looks mighty fine indeed
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