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« on: Fri 5 October, 2007 - 06:17 pm »

recreation?

a sport?

or just plain old cooking?
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« Reply #1 on: Fri 5 October, 2007 - 06:19 pm »

amm how bout survival,

christmas couple of years ago we had family xmas bbq

dad caught the bbq on fire and melted it, but we got fire extinguisher to it before it reached the gas bottle

so we survived
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« Reply #2 on: Fri 5 October, 2007 - 06:22 pm »

Not quite plain old cooking, more a social event with cooking, tis not a sport
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« Reply #3 on: Fri 5 October, 2007 - 06:28 pm »

what about the competitions they have?  blues brews and BBQ's?
and all the hugh events they have in the states?
thats like a sport?!!
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« Reply #4 on: Fri 5 October, 2007 - 06:28 pm »

amm how bout survival,

christmas couple of years ago we had family xmas bbq

dad caught the bbq on fire and melted it, but we got fire extinguisher to it before it reached the gas bottle

so we survived

how do you catch a bbq on fire? its made to withstand heat??

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« Reply #5 on: Fri 5 October, 2007 - 06:29 pm »

what about the competitions they have?  blues brews and BBQ's?
and all the hugh events they have in the states?
thats like a sport?!!

ah no, that's just strange eek
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« Reply #6 on: Fri 5 October, 2007 - 06:32 pm »

just cooking here
i cook a leg of lamb or chook on it
so i don't have to use the oven
coz it's too bloody hot in the kitchen  eek
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« Reply #7 on: Fri 5 October, 2007 - 06:41 pm »

amm how bout survival,

christmas couple of years ago we had family xmas bbq

dad caught the bbq on fire and melted it, but we got fire extinguisher to it before it reached the gas bottle

so we survived

how do you catch a bbq on fire? its made to withstand heat??



it appears that their one didn't withstand heat.

BBQ is a way to cook...not a sport....thats one of the dumbest things i have ever read.
Yet another good reason to ignore the usa.

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« Reply #8 on: Fri 5 October, 2007 - 06:43 pm »

amm how bout survival,

christmas couple of years ago we had family xmas bbq

dad caught the bbq on fire and melted it, but we got fire extinguisher to it before it reached the gas bottle

so we survived

how do you catch a bbq on fire? its made to withstand heat??


fat build up under the plates, caught on fire, then melted all the buttons on the front, and burnt the wooden bit that you put plates and stuff on

it was very impressive
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« Reply #9 on: Fri 5 October, 2007 - 06:44 pm »

well they do tend to smoke a lot of their meat they call bbq, so it's realy slow cooking i guess
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« Reply #10 on: Fri 5 October, 2007 - 07:12 pm »

Well here its a bit of an event cos the weather is so pusy you gota jump at the chance  to have one when its fine. U cant plan days ahead, cos its often just not warm enough.
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« Reply #11 on: Fri 5 October, 2007 - 09:28 pm »

recreation?

a sport?

or just plain old cooking?

Option 1 - Is recreation

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« Reply #12 on: Tue 9 October, 2007 - 11:27 pm »

BQ   RULES
> We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to
> refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking
> activity When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of
> events are put into motion:
>
> Routine...
> (1) The woman buys the food.
> (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
> dessert.
> (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
> with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces,and takes it to the man
> who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
> (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion
> zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding
> activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
> Here comes the important part:
> (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
> More routine...
> devil The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
> (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great.
> He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips
> the meat .
>
> Important again:
> (Cool THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
> More routine...
> (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
> sauces, and brings them to the table.
> (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
>
> And most important of all:
> (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
> (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
> seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
> some women...
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« Reply #13 on: Mon 5 November, 2007 - 01:42 pm »

 
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