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« on: Fri 23 November, 2007 - 06:36 pm »

cooking much and want an easy meal to prepare come here and see the light.

BE WARNED some of the steps are tricky...



















STep one.......DECisions         Pizza Hut dominos or HELL 



Step two........  find the freakin phone

step three........reach for the card  the one you know you shouldnt use so close to xmas but you use it with a sigh anyway

Step four....... pick it up and dial  or use the internet and order




Step five .......  hang up phone or log out while simultaneously rubbing brow for sweat



Step six....tell everyone it is very tiring cooking tea  sit back on couch


Step seven......  get ass of couch to walk to the door this is quite exhausting but if you go toilet on the way it can save two trips off the couch



Step eight........ get plates and cups and tell everyone to help themselves and ask for compliments on your cooking

 



Step Nine;  complain of a full tummy for the rest of the night and do lots of  onion   

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« Reply #1 on: Fri 23 November, 2007 - 06:42 pm »

ewwwww I cam smell step 9 from here 
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« Reply #2 on: Fri 23 November, 2007 - 06:44 pm »

we only up to step seven silly waiting ......................tick tock   
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« Reply #3 on: Sat 19 January, 2008 - 02:10 pm »

Can I have your credit card number so that I can attempt this recipe tonight please?  Angel
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« Reply #4 on: Sun 20 January, 2008 - 04:36 pm »

ummm me thinks home made is ya best beat scoobs...quicker, cheaper and probably tastier in the long run.
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« Reply #5 on: Sun 20 January, 2008 - 04:38 pm »

   yeah...but that involves work  eek
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« Reply #6 on: Sun 20 January, 2008 - 04:39 pm »

Only a little...pita bread...kids put there own toppings on and you supervise heating in oven.
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« Reply #7 on: Sun 20 January, 2008 - 04:45 pm »

 eek  no pita bread here. And there's no way I'll let them anywhere near the oven

I want fraggy's credit card!
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« Reply #8 on: Sun 20 January, 2008 - 04:49 pm »

    fraggy give scoobs your credit card.
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« Reply #9 on: Sun 20 January, 2008 - 04:50 pm »

Now that I think about it whats the diff between pita and bread put it on bread and call it pizza...they'll never know. or a scone dough mix for that.
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« Reply #10 on: Sun 20 January, 2008 - 05:16 pm »

yu can have it but all it got is debt so me not think you want it 

no more pizza for me now

it gives me heartburn cos i preggy

waaaa tis me favourite food   
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« Reply #11 on: Sun 20 January, 2008 - 05:21 pm »

ahhhhh I remember those heartburn times. I got to the stage where even water would kill me  eek

I'll have a piece of pizza for you! 
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« Reply #12 on: Sun 20 January, 2008 - 05:21 pm »

settle pettle I haves heart burn every day and 6 mylanta or quickeeze whatevers on hand cures all



cept for when i was preggis and nothing but time and maybe a throw or ten would cure all
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« Reply #13 on: Sun 20 January, 2008 - 05:39 pm »

Well since I don't have a credit card and I don't have ingrediants for home made pizza

We be having steak, mashed spud, mixed veges and gravy 

I'm so bored with the stuff I cook - and it's too damn hot to think about anything new
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« Reply #14 on: Sun 20 January, 2008 - 07:47 pm »

settle pettle I haves heart burn every day and 6 mylanta or quickeeze whatevers on hand cures all



cept for when i was preggis and nothing but time and maybe a throw or ten would cure all


Eno worked and it yummy

great huge burps 
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