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« on: Sat 22 December, 2007 - 06:50 pm »

An idea born from reading Sam's post in another thread.

Also, pinched from a google search.  (oh the shame)

Hereís a list of items I hope you'll avoid.

1. Lip rings
These make you look like someone just fished you out of a pond. Am I really supposed to want to kiss you with that?

2. Nose rings
I see these, and the first thing I think about is pierced snot. If that doesnít diminish oneís libido, I donít know what does.

3. Prince Albert (genital)
Where do I begin? How about with a great big ouch! Would you really expect me to allow this inside of me? Do you have any idea how embarrassing it would be to have a gynecologist remove it, should it detach whilst inside? Um, no thank you.

4. Necklaces
Unless youíre a pimp or used car salesman, you should not have one of these on. I donít care if itís a crucifix. If you want to feel close to Jesus, hang one in your living room. I promise, he wonít be upset if you pull him out of your shirt. Heíd probably enjoy the fresh air.

5. Nipple rings
If you have a nice chest, they look alright. But that doesnít mean Iíll be climbing into bed with you. If you have nipple rings, that means I canít throw you down and have my wicked way, without possibly ripping them out. Even if you told me not to worry, I would. Not worth the hassle, no thank you.

6. Regular Rings
Weddings rings, yes. Masonic rings? Maybe Ė but only while youíre at the lodge! Anything else? No. That includes your five-pound High School or College ring. If you own one of these, it will look best in your drawer!

7. Tongue piercings
I was once kissed by someone sporting one of these. He didnít get a second kiss.

8. Earring(s)
Whether itís one earring, two earrings, hoops, studs, etc, it does not look sexy on you. Earrings are for girls and drag queens. If you donít fit into one of these categories, donít wear them.

9. Eyebrow rings
If youíre some kind of artist, maybe. If youíre a teenager, fine. But, if youíre a full grown man, just say no.

10. Bracelets
Medic bracelet? Yes. Anything else? No. Unless youíre in the mafia, in which case it seems to be a requirement. Go ahead and wear one, I wouldnít want to see your legs broken.

If you really, really want to wear these items, I suppose youíll still be able to pick girls up. Just realize you are limiting yourself in terms of whatís available.


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« Reply #1 on: Sat 22 December, 2007 - 06:52 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: Sat 22 December, 2007 - 06:55 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: Sat 22 December, 2007 - 06:56 pm »

lucky i dont wear any jewellery!!! maybe a nice watch but thats it!

however  dog tags are "in" , have seen dolce and gabbana ones on TM and i sometimes wear mine depending on what im wearing, I only wear them casually, never when going on a date or dinner or town...
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« Reply #4 on: Sat 22 December, 2007 - 06:59 pm »

My partner wears an amulet and that looks fine, mind you most of the time it is hidden as on a long cord.  It is something to do with the martial arts stuff he does.  But when you can see it, it looks fine on him. 
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« Reply #5 on: Wed 2 January, 2008 - 05:41 pm »

I dont like necklaces or bracelets o guys...

but bring on the peircings....anywhere, and th emore the better. Yummy.
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« Reply #6 on: Wed 2 January, 2008 - 06:28 pm »

I dont like necklaces or bracelets o guys...

but bring on the peircings....anywhere, and th emore the better. Yummy.

ewwwww to gothic
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« Reply #7 on: Wed 2 January, 2008 - 06:29 pm »

I dont like necklaces or bracelets o guys...

but bring on the peircings....anywhere, and th emore the better. Yummy.

ewwwww to gothic

I didnt say I liked goths faggot.

I said I like peircings - the 2 dont go hand in hand.
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« Reply #8 on: Wed 2 January, 2008 - 06:31 pm »

I dont like necklaces or bracelets o guys...

but bring on the peircings....anywhere, and th emore the better. Yummy.

ewwwww to gothic

I didnt say I liked goths faggot.

I said I like peircings - the 2 dont go hand in hand.

yes they do
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« Reply #9 on: Wed 2 January, 2008 - 06:33 pm »

hmmm ok.....got any peircings?

I have 13 or so - including my ears.

And I am in no way a goth.

In fact right now I have on a flowy white skirt and a pink f**kin top.

Goth and peircings do not go hand in hand.
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« Reply #10 on: Wed 2 January, 2008 - 06:35 pm »

hmmm ok.....got any peircings?

I have 13 or so - including my ears.

And I am in no way a goth.

In fact right now I have on a flowy white skirt and a pink f**kin top.

Goth and peircings do not go hand in hand.

on women no worries..... however 13..jesus

i have zilch..

men  dont do piercings, unless they are gay or gothic
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« Reply #11 on: Wed 2 January, 2008 - 06:36 pm »

hmmm ok.....got any peircings?

I have 13 or so - including my ears.

And I am in no way a goth.

In fact right now I have on a flowy white skirt and a pink f**kin top.

Goth and peircings do not go hand in hand.

on women no.....

i have zilch..

men it dont do piercings, unless they are gay or gothic

bulls**t......you know what assuming does eh?
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« Reply #12 on: Wed 2 January, 2008 - 06:37 pm »

hmmm ok.....got any peircings?

I have 13 or so - including my ears.

And I am in no way a goth.

In fact right now I have on a flowy white skirt and a pink f**kin top.

Goth and peircings do not go hand in hand.

on women no.....

i have zilch..

men it dont do piercings, unless they are gay or gothic

bulls**t......you know what assuming does eh?

u cant handle the truth can u
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« Reply #13 on: Sat 5 January, 2008 - 01:56 am »

hmmm ok.....got any peircings?

I have 13 or so - including my ears.

And I am in no way a goth.

In fact right now I have on a flowy white skirt and a pink f**kin top.

Goth and peircings do not go hand in hand.

on women no.....

i have zilch..

men it dont do piercings, unless they are gay or gothic

bulls**t......you know what assuming does eh?

u cant handle the truth can u

what truth is that?

That I like peircings on guys???
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« Reply #14 on: Sat 5 January, 2008 - 12:47 pm »

Everytime I see this thread it makes me go   Brought to you by dab 


The title is just so wroooooonnnnng

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