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« on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 06:59 pm »
Regarding chicks, for Opti, 'High maintenance' = 'Too f*cking hot to be with me.'


 
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« Reply #1 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 08:00 pm »
whereas for you a "high maintenance" chick is one that requires you to keep a puncture repair kit handy during sex eek
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« Reply #2 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 08:01 pm »
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« Reply #3 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 08:37 pm »
 
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« Reply #4 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 08:55 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 08:59 pm »
b***h eek
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« Reply #6 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 08:59 pm »
Have you seen "Lars and the Real Girl"? cause you are nothing like Ryan Gosling... 
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« Reply #7 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:00 pm »
and that was directed at.....?
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« Reply #8 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:02 pm »
the blow-up doll lover
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« Reply #9 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:02 pm »
Quote s**t!
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« Reply #10 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:03 pm »
Quote from: Optimus on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:02 pm
Quote s**t!

gerbil nuts!
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« Reply #11 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:05 pm »
Quote from: Weevilgenius on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:03 pm
Quote from: Optimus on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:02 pm
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gerbil nuts!
guinea pig vagina!
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« Reply #12 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:16 pm »
Quote from: Optimus on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:05 pm
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Quote from: Optimus on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:02 pm
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gerbil nuts!
guinea pig vagina!

makes no sense
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« Reply #13 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:18 pm »
Quote from: Weevilgenius on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:16 pm
Quote from: Optimus on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:05 pm
Quote from: Weevilgenius on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:03 pm
Quote from: Optimus on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:02 pm
Quote s**t!

gerbil nuts!
guinea pig vagina!

makes no sense
this website should help
http://www.cavyspirit.com/sexing.htm
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« Reply #14 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:38 pm »
Get Out !!!
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« Reply #15 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:04 pm »
soooo you start a thread about me, and then get pissy when I'm funnier than you and want me to get out??? how bout 
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« Reply #16 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:05 pm »
I don't want you and Pee getting messy stuff all over the floor
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« Reply #17 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:06 pm »
pee has gone to sex her guinea pig
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« Reply #18 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:09 pm »
Too late  :stalker:
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« Reply #19 on: Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:16 pm »

 eek














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« Reply #20 on: Thu 30 October, 2014 - 08:59 am »
Omg its a Guinea pig with an armoured vagina.  eek
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« Reply #21 on: Thu 30 October, 2014 - 03:40 pm »
    pool room thread   
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« Reply #24 on: Fri 31 October, 2014 - 07:33 am »
 opti
 will ya stop being so gay!

youre married to a woman!!  that such bad form




 
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« Reply #25 on: Fri 31 October, 2014 - 07:44 am »
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   pool room thread   
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« Reply #26 on: Fri 31 October, 2014 - 07:43 pm »
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« Reply #27 on: Fri 31 October, 2014 - 09:08 pm »
all of yous
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« Reply #28 on: Sat 1 November, 2014 - 03:58 pm »
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   pool room thread   



 yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #29 on: Sat 1 November, 2014 - 04:04 pm »
Shouldn't this thread be renamed "Ohhhh ... I Get Sex from Blow-up Dolls" 
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« Reply #30 on: Sat 1 November, 2014 - 06:06 pm »
Bet they still put up a fight 
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« Reply #31 on: Sat 1 November, 2014 - 06:40 pm »
Those b***hes do, too, once they've got honey al over them
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« Reply #32 on: Sat 1 November, 2014 - 07:14 pm »
See there's the problem you just need to dip your dick in the honey jar 
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« Reply #33 on: Sat 1 November, 2014 - 07:53 pm »
It does reach into the jar doesn't it 
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« Reply #34 on: Sat 1 November, 2014 - 08:46 pm »
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It does reach into the jar doesn't it 

   going by experience?
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« Reply #35 on: Sat 1 November, 2014 - 09:35 pm »
I'm the family sized jar kinda guy 
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« Reply #36 on: Sun 2 November, 2014 - 09:43 am »
 

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« Reply #37 on: Sun 2 November, 2014 - 12:52 pm »
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I'm the mouse family sized jar kinda guy 

 
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« Reply #38 on: Sun 2 November, 2014 - 02:34 pm »
Quote from: The Fat Controller™ on Sat  1 November, 2014 - 06:40 pm
Those b***hes do, too, once they've got honey al over them

Do they still go down on you though?
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« Reply #39 on: Sun 2 November, 2014 - 10:27 pm »
if they do he takes them back for a refund Badum tish
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« Reply #40 on: Sun 2 November, 2014 - 10:50 pm »
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=blow+up+doll+puncture+repair+kit
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« Reply #41 on: Fri 16 October, 2015 - 03:57 pm »


Opt?! 

 

A ghost?


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I'm the mouse family sized jar kinda guy 

 

I wonder if JJ ever saw this.  eek
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