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Title: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Lux on Tue 10 September, 2013 - 03:05 pm
with big testes, they may be more fun in the sack but if you want to raise kids with them apparently they are better baby makers than rearers (What a load of Ball)

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11122386

It's cross cultures for a start, other environmental, cultural, social, religious, traditional factors whould all come into play - not just the size of the nuts.


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Tue 10 September, 2013 - 05:04 pm
So once he's fathered the kid, chop his nuts off  :idea:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Lux on Tue 10 September, 2013 - 05:14 pm
True. That might work  :embarrassed:


But what about the fun in the sack?


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Collie on Tue 10 September, 2013 - 06:26 pm
 :p  so that is where I went wrong    :facepalm:


in my defence, where is the chart that tells us mens balls come in such varying sizes?
when we are young and inexperienced about such vitally important  things one should know about men in general, where IS this information?

 :hobo:  bastards.


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Tue 10 September, 2013 - 08:20 pm
That information was in men's pants, should have helped yourself  :idea:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Collie on Tue 10 September, 2013 - 08:33 pm
eeewwww

 I'd have to ask when they last washed first though

 :embarrassed:

before asking them to drop trousers so I could measure


Besides, no body told us about balls, they just warned against the big dicks out there




 :p


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Tue 10 September, 2013 - 09:03 pm
Big dicks like Grumpy  :idea:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Collie on Tue 10 September, 2013 - 09:32 pm
why do they like Grumpy?


 :eek:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Tue 10 September, 2013 - 09:39 pm
I don't know why anyone likes Grumpy  :p


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Red on Tue 10 September, 2013 - 10:41 pm
I don't know anyone who likes Grumpy  :p
:lmfao:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Stu on Tue 10 September, 2013 - 11:46 pm
 :hehehe:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Collie on Wed 11 September, 2013 - 12:13 am
http://ehealthforum.com/health/topic77242.html#ixzz2eU63ybec

Testicles reach their final dimensions during puberty. After puberty, the testicles dont grow any more. Average dimensions of the testicles are: length 4.5-5cm, width 2.5-3cm and thickness 2-2.5cm.; about comparable to the egg of a pigeon. You cant do anything to make your testicles to grow more.




that was strangely more than I really wanted to know.


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Lux on Wed 11 September, 2013 - 02:31 am
eeewwww

 I'd have to ask when they last washed first though

 :embarrassed:

before asking them to drop trousers so I could measure


Besides, no body told us about balls, they just warned against the big dicks out there




 :p

 :lmao:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Lux on Wed 11 September, 2013 - 11:45 am
This was on TV3 morning news this morning, I don't know why.  :thinking:  Anyway the next time you go to the park look at out for all the guys strutting around ignoring their kids LMAO.


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Stu on Wed 11 September, 2013 - 04:49 pm
maybe when they're bigger more time is taken up with adjusting them :idea:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Weevilgenius on Wed 11 September, 2013 - 10:08 pm
if they weren't so f**king horrendously hairy maybe they wouldn't need so much 'adjustment'   :idea:

womens' bits are so much tidier, even with stragglers  :idea:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Brain on Wed 11 September, 2013 - 10:26 pm
 :hahaha:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Red on Wed 11 September, 2013 - 10:26 pm
Can you please demonstrate your theory, with pictures.  :p


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Wed 11 September, 2013 - 11:03 pm
And saliva  :idea:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Weevilgenius on Wed 11 September, 2013 - 11:54 pm
euwwwwwwwww  :eek:

men's bits are f**kin' weird twitchy little Loch Ness pant monsters :idea:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: bethune on Thu 12 September, 2013 - 02:57 am
(http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u502/tiggerno3/penistree_zpsd95e7cc2.jpg) (http://s1071.photobucket.com/user/tiggerno3/media/penistree_zpsd95e7cc2.jpg.html)


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Collie on Thu 12 September, 2013 - 11:02 am
 :eek:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Lux on Thu 12 September, 2013 - 12:59 pm
I went out with a guy once who waxed down there...now that was weird.  :strange:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Collie on Thu 12 September, 2013 - 01:34 pm
waxed   :eek:   did he have balls of steel?   :eek:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Lux on Thu 12 September, 2013 - 03:06 pm
   :hahaha:  I don't know; I don't want to talk about it anymore.  :facepalm: 


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Brain on Thu 12 September, 2013 - 09:41 pm
euwwwwwwwww  :eek:

men's bits are f**kin' weird twitchy little Loch Ness pant monsters :idea:


 :lmfao:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Weevilgenius on Thu 12 September, 2013 - 10:55 pm
they are  :eek:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Brain on Thu 12 September, 2013 - 11:05 pm
  :yeah:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Red on Thu 12 September, 2013 - 11:07 pm
euwwwwwwwww  :eek:

men's bits are f**kin' weird twitchy little Loch Ness pant monsters :idea:
How would you know? Thort you were Asexual.  :eek:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Thu 12 September, 2013 - 11:17 pm
I bet her hard drivessssss are full of cock  :idea:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Collie on Thu 12 September, 2013 - 11:58 pm
 :monkey:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Weevilgenius on Fri 13 September, 2013 - 08:57 am
even asexual women get offered loch ness pant monsters with unwanted and alarming frequency  :tumbleweed:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Collie on Fri 13 September, 2013 - 09:22 am
even asexual women get offered loch ness pant monsters with unwanted and alarming frequency  :tumbleweed:


I truly believe that too
men are such desperate creatures arent they


 :eek:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Stu on Fri 13 September, 2013 - 10:03 am
Not all men :angel:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Francey on Fri 13 September, 2013 - 10:34 am
Too high off the ground to eat grass....gottta be fed.... :irish:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Collie on Fri 13 September, 2013 - 10:43 am
Not all men :angel:
thank the gods for small mercies  :ok:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Lux on Fri 13 September, 2013 - 10:53 am
Probably really small at that.






 :angel:


Title: Re: Ladies, beware of Men
Post by: Collie on Fri 13 September, 2013 - 11:07 am
 :hehehe:


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