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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Red on Tue 9 September, 2014 - 09:41 pm



Title: Nicky Hager.
Post by: Red on Tue 9 September, 2014 - 09:41 pm
A tough looking guy is at Auckland zoo with his kids when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The guy runs toward the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the guy brings her to her terrified parents who thank him endlessly.

Nicky Hager, also at the zoo visiting his family has watched the whole event. Nicky Hager addresses the guy and says, ‘Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole life.’

The guy replies, ‘Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.’

Nicky Hager says, ‘Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page…

So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliations do you have?’

The guy is embarrassed but replies, ‘I’m an SAS grunt just returned from Afghanistan and a National party supporter’.

Nicky Hager notes all this down then leaves.

The following morning the guy buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

SAS SOLDIER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH




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Copied from whaleoil.    :eek:


Title: Re: Nicky Hager.
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Tue 9 September, 2014 - 10:12 pm
Gonna make poor Nicky  :'-(


Title: Re: Nicky Hager.
Post by: Stu on Tue 9 September, 2014 - 10:24 pm
 :hahaha:


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