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Title: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: The Fat Controller™ on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 07:59 pm
Regarding chicks, for Opti, 'High maintenance' = 'Too f*cking hot to be with me.'


 :idea:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Optimus on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:00 pm
whereas for you a "high maintenance" chick is one that requires you to keep a puncture repair kit handy during sex :eek:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Stu on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:01 pm
 :hahaha:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Weevilgenius on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:37 pm
 :hehehe:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: The Fat Controller™ on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:55 pm
:wtf:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Optimus on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:59 pm
:pwned: b***h :eek:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Weevilgenius on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 09:59 pm
Have you seen "Lars and the Real Girl"? cause you are nothing like Ryan Gosling...  :idea:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Optimus on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:00 pm
and that was directed at.....?


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Weevilgenius on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:02 pm
the blow-up doll lover :slap:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Optimus on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:02 pm
Quote s**t! :slap:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Weevilgenius on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:03 pm
Quote s**t! :slap:

:slap: gerbil nuts!


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Optimus on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:05 pm
Quote s**t! :slap:

:slap: gerbil nuts!
guinea pig vagina! :slap:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Weevilgenius on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:16 pm

makes no sense :slap:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Optimus on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:18 pm
this website should help :slap:
http://www.cavyspirit.com/sexing.htm


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: The Fat Controller™ on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 10:38 pm
:getout:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Optimus on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 11:04 pm
soooo you start a thread about me, and then get pissy when I'm funnier than you and want me to get out??? how bout  :upu:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: The Fat Controller™ on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 11:05 pm
I don't want you and Pee getting messy stuff all over the floor :shakehead:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Optimus on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 11:06 pm
pee has gone to sex her guinea pig :ok:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 11:09 pm
Too late  :stalker:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Optimus on Wed 29 October, 2014 - 11:16 pm
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x99/nzfyrfyta/article-2345120-1A6BB097000005DC-282_634x466_zps3f177589.jpg) (http://s186.photobucket.com/user/nzfyrfyta/media/article-2345120-1A6BB097000005DC-282_634x466_zps3f177589.jpg.html)
 :eek:














 :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :lmfao:  :hahaha:  :lol:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Lux on Thu 30 October, 2014 - 09:59 am
Omg its a Guinea pig with an armoured vagina.  :eek:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Collie on Thu 30 October, 2014 - 04:40 pm
 :idea:   pool room thread    :hehehe:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: The Fat Controller™ on Thu 30 October, 2014 - 04:57 pm
:slap:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Optimus on Thu 30 October, 2014 - 11:20 pm
 :moon:  :embarrassed:  :embarrassed:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Collie on Fri 31 October, 2014 - 08:33 am
:idunno:  opti
 will ya stop being so gay!

youre married to a woman!! :slap:  that such bad form




 :hehehe:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Stu on Fri 31 October, 2014 - 08:44 am
:idea:   pool room thread    :hehehe:
:p


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Optimus on Fri 31 October, 2014 - 08:43 pm
 :hi5:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: The Fat Controller™ on Fri 31 October, 2014 - 10:08 pm
:watching: all of yous


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Collie on Sat 1 November, 2014 - 04:58 pm
:idea:   pool room thread    :hehehe:
:p


 :yeah:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Weevilgenius on Sat 1 November, 2014 - 05:04 pm
Shouldn't this thread be renamed "Ohhhh ... I Get Sex from Blow-up Dolls"  :idea:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Sat 1 November, 2014 - 07:06 pm
Bet they still put up a fight  :p


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: The Fat Controller™ on Sat 1 November, 2014 - 07:40 pm
Those b***hes do, too, once they've got honey al over them :dance:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Sat 1 November, 2014 - 08:14 pm
See there's the problem you just need to dip your dick in the honey jar  :idea:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Sat 1 November, 2014 - 08:53 pm
It does reach into the jar doesn't it  :thinking:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Collie on Sat 1 November, 2014 - 09:46 pm
It does reach into the jar doesn't it  :thinking:

 :p  going by experience?


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Sat 1 November, 2014 - 10:35 pm
I'm the family sized jar kinda guy  :idea:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Collie on Sun 2 November, 2014 - 10:43 am
 

 :hahaha:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Weevilgenius on Sun 2 November, 2014 - 01:52 pm
I'm the mouse family sized jar kinda guy  :idea:

 :thinking:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Lux on Sun 2 November, 2014 - 03:34 pm
Those b***hes do, too, once they've got honey al over them :dance:

Do they still go down on you though?


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Optimus on Sun 2 November, 2014 - 11:27 pm
if they do he takes them back for a refund :tish:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Optimus on Sun 2 November, 2014 - 11:50 pm
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=blow+up+doll+puncture+repair+kit


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: Collie on Fri 16 October, 2015 - 04:57 pm


Opt?! 

 :embarrassed:

A ghost?


I'm the mouse family sized jar kinda guy  :idea:

 :thinking:

I wonder if JJ ever saw this.  :eek:


Title: Re: Ohhhh ... I Get It
Post by: cathy on Fri 16 October, 2015 - 07:01 pm
 :lmao:


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