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Title: Tights
Post by: Collie on Tue 19 May, 2015 - 09:47 am
Seems they have a front and back these days
Who knew??


 :eek:




I was so uncomfortable yesterday  :facepalm:



Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Tue 19 May, 2015 - 09:49 am
They'll be ruined now won't they  :thinking:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Collie on Tue 19 May, 2015 - 09:52 am
 :eek:



:slap:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Tue 19 May, 2015 - 11:33 am
They'll fit Dan now won't they  :thinking:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Collie on Tue 19 May, 2015 - 12:32 pm
My butt is not THAT big!!  :slap:

And men in tights is just so wrong
I do not need that visualisation!!  :hobo:



You like wearing tights don't you bob.  :embarrassed:




Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Tue 19 May, 2015 - 12:55 pm
Only on full moon nights  :idea:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Collie on Tue 19 May, 2015 - 03:15 pm
With high heels too?


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Weevilgenius on Tue 19 May, 2015 - 03:22 pm
this thread started out so well...  :idea:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Collie on Tue 19 May, 2015 - 03:27 pm
Bob!!!  :slap:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Weevilgenius on Tue 19 May, 2015 - 06:25 pm
My butt is not THAT big!!  :slap:


Have you measured Spam's bum?  :thinking:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Tue 19 May, 2015 - 06:38 pm
(http://www.spacewallpapershd.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/more_planet_size_comparisons_wallpaper_free.png)


She'll be needing this handy comparison chart  :idea:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: The Fat Controller™ on Tue 19 May, 2015 - 09:21 pm
My butt is actually quite muscly and firm :eek:



Sooo ... I thought ladies' front and rear bums would be interchangeable, clothes-wise :thinking:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Collie on Fri 22 May, 2015 - 08:42 am
 :embarrassed:   Another thing about tights I've just learned

Don't put them in the wash with other things... Like fluffy towels and such




They come out with bits of fluff stuck to them!!   :ohok:
What's worse the flint remover doesn't work very well as the bits of fluff stick too well

 :splat:


Who was the evil sick twisted bastard that came up with the idea of tights!!   :hobo:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Weevilgenius on Fri 22 May, 2015 - 10:01 am
Lingerie bag  :idea:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Stu on Fri 22 May, 2015 - 10:05 am
Don't people wash towels by themselves anyway, I do :thinking:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Weevilgenius on Fri 22 May, 2015 - 12:54 pm
Yep, I do delicates, towels and sheets, other clothing separate from each other and in colour batches.

Ya end up with grey undies and towels otherwise.  :idea:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Fri 22 May, 2015 - 01:29 pm
Glad I don't have delicates to deal with  :p


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Lux on Fri 22 May, 2015 - 02:06 pm
I've been trying to get my fella ito long john thermals for years, he absolutely refuses. he wears his jeans under trackies when he's cold.  :hehehe:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Collie on Fri 22 May, 2015 - 08:36 pm
Yep, I do delicates, towels and sheets, other clothing separate from each other and in colour batches.

Ya end up with grey undies and towels otherwise.  :idea:
that is fine, when you have your own washing machine and not have to go to a laundromat


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: The Fat Controller™ on Fri 22 May, 2015 - 08:55 pm
Laundromat machines work like other machines :eek:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Weevilgenius on Fri 22 May, 2015 - 08:58 pm
that is fine, when you have your own washing machine and not have to go to a laundromat

Your undies must be a in a fine state  :idea:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Fri 22 May, 2015 - 09:01 pm
Photos needed  :idea:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Collie on Fri 22 May, 2015 - 09:01 pm
Laundromat machines work like other machines :eek:
and I'm not paying $4.00 or more dollars to wash just a few items!    :devilangel:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: The Fat Controller™ on Fri 22 May, 2015 - 09:02 pm
Stop being poor! :slap:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Collie on Fri 22 May, 2015 - 09:04 pm
Photos needed  :idea:


I just buy new ones  before then    *knocks weevils and bobs heads together  :hobo:


This coming week i get power.  :leprechaun:   Then I can have a washing machine of my own.  :cited:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Weevilgenius on Fri 22 May, 2015 - 09:28 pm
Collie grundies  :idea:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Collie on Fri 22 May, 2015 - 10:17 pm
 :embarrassed:  stop fixating on my underwear!
That's just sick



 :splat:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Weevilgenius on Fri 22 May, 2015 - 11:13 pm
Grungy Grundy Gray Granny Undies  :idea:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Lux on Sat 23 May, 2015 - 12:18 am
 :4lux:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: The Fat Controller™ on Sat 23 May, 2015 - 12:28 am
You told us you were hot :eek:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Collie on Sat 23 May, 2015 - 06:23 am
Who is hot?


And can we get back to tights please?


Like those who wear tights, do they slide down like men's trousers seem to do so the gusset is not where it's supposed to be, but way down your legs, like those oh so  ( not) cool guys with their pants half way down their legs, almost falling off their butts?


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Mr Nice Guy on Sat 23 May, 2015 - 11:34 am
Braces  :thinking:


Title: Re: Tights
Post by: Collie on Sat 23 May, 2015 - 05:17 pm
I think you call those stockings.


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