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« on: Wed 14 April, 2010 - 01:05 pm »

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey,
but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They
re packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of
the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull s**t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

 
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« Reply #1 on: Wed 14 April, 2010 - 01:19 pm »

That's a really old one eek
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« Reply #2 on: Wed 14 April, 2010 - 01:28 pm »

Ino. Some tosser emailed it to me eek
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« Reply #3 on: Wed 14 April, 2010 - 01:29 pm »

I thought it was a goody when I was first emailed it when I was at uni in the late 90's/early 00's eek
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« Reply #4 on: Mon 19 April, 2010 - 05:49 pm »

Well I never heard it before...
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