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« on: Wed 21 April, 2010 - 10:14 am »

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...and be ready for China .

Now, here goes...


The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service in China......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No?  Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...


Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."

Guest: "You're welcome"

   
Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......

and you do, don't you!
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« Reply #1 on: Wed 21 April, 2010 - 10:18 am »

oh gawd, yes 
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« Reply #2 on: Wed 21 April, 2010 - 10:20 am »

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« Reply #3 on: Wed 21 April, 2010 - 01:42 pm »

   Oh hell that is so true though!  geez I had that experience on a one night stop over in Korea! 
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« Reply #4 on: Wed 21 April, 2010 - 01:53 pm »

  Oh hell that is so true though!  geez I had that experience on a one night stand in Korea! 
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« Reply #5 on: Wed 21 April, 2010 - 01:55 pm »

  Oh hell that is so true though!  geez I had that experience on a one night stand in Korea! 
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« Reply #6 on: Wed 21 April, 2010 - 01:59 pm »

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« Reply #9 on: Thu 22 April, 2010 - 11:27 am »

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