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« on: Wed 19 May, 2010 - 09:38 pm »

http://www.vtwinmama.com/demonic_squirrel_riding_story.htm
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« Reply #1 on: Wed 19 May, 2010 - 10:32 pm »

   Love it!
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« Reply #2 on: Mon 24 May, 2010 - 08:40 pm »

http://www.jokesgallery.com/joke.php?joke=1238&id=1

men will take a while to figure out which are the blondes.
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« Reply #3 on: Tue 25 May, 2010 - 09:43 am »

 
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« Reply #4 on: Sat 5 June, 2010 - 03:00 pm »

as per usual stolen from graybeard...

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.




   woebetide him when his wife reads that ^^^

greybeard  needs a

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« Reply #5 on: Sat 5 June, 2010 - 03:38 pm »

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« Reply #6 on: Sat 5 June, 2010 - 07:56 pm »

I find them perverse and yet strangely hilarious






 
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