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« on: Sun 30 May, 2010 - 03:56 pm »

I went down to WINZ this morning to sign my dog up for Social Welfare. 

At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible for Social Welfare payments.” 

So I explained to her my dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English,

is guilty of repeated acts of underage sex, has numerous illegitimate offspring,

doesn't pay tax, uses public parks as a toilet, regularly attacks random strangers,

 steals whatever he feels like eating, and has no idea who his father is. 

 So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My dog gets his first cheque on Friday.

Is   New Zealand  a great country or what?
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« Reply #1 on: Sun 30 May, 2010 - 03:59 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: Sun 30 May, 2010 - 04:01 pm »

oooOOoohhh
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« Reply #3 on: Sun 30 May, 2010 - 04:15 pm »

 Brought to you by dab   I will book an appointment for my parents cat tomorrow!  Only she doesnt have any kids.
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« Reply #4 on: Sun 30 May, 2010 - 04:41 pm »

 
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