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« on: Fri 4 June, 2010 - 05:15 am »

reworked classics:


That which does not kill us has made its last mistake



If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down with night vision equipment and kill it eek
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« Reply #1 on: Fri 4 June, 2010 - 07:33 am »

A bird in the hand.... will usually poop on you.
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« Reply #2 on: Fri 4 June, 2010 - 10:25 am »

A bird in the hand.... will usually poop on you.

 Twice even! But apparently that's good luck  eek
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« Reply #3 on: Fri 4 June, 2010 - 10:27 am »

A bird I dated pooped on me once. Wasn't good luck eek
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« Reply #4 on: Fri 4 June, 2010 - 10:58 am »

that was in a movie, too  eek
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« Reply #5 on: Fri 4 June, 2010 - 04:58 pm »

He who laughs last, is probably a bit slow.
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This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype.
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« Reply #6 on: Fri 4 June, 2010 - 04:58 pm »

And votes Labour? eek
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« Reply #7 on: Fri 4 June, 2010 - 05:01 pm »

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« Reply #8 on: Fri 4 June, 2010 - 05:03 pm »

I ask merely for information
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« Reply #9 on: Fri 4 June, 2010 - 07:44 pm »

 

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« Reply #10 on: Fri 4 June, 2010 - 07:50 pm »

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« Reply #11 on: Sat 5 June, 2010 - 06:39 am »

All work and no play makes Jack definitely not Samoan.
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« Reply #12 on: Sat 5 June, 2010 - 06:41 am »

Makes him ruddy grumpy and racist tho
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« Reply #13 on: Sat 5 June, 2010 - 06:46 am »

yeah...all palagi are racist, aye!
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« Reply #14 on: Sat 5 June, 2010 - 06:55 am »

Only the racist ones
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« Reply #15 on: Sat 5 June, 2010 - 06:56 am »

Are all Samoans selectively humourless, or would that be a generalization too?
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« Reply #16 on: Sat 5 June, 2010 - 07:01 am »

 
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